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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

twistedmentat posted:

Also I hope you enjoy paying 200% shipping costs when you buy anything from the US. I wanted to buy some t-shirts, while the shirts came to 80bux the shipping was nearly 200.

This is the loving worst. I will actively avoid companies that ship through UPS, because in my experience they're the most likely to nail you with 'duty charges' when the item arrives instead of just taking care of that up-front. I haven't ordered anything from Stateside in a while, but from what I remember the least painless option is just USPS/Canada Post.

CanCon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj6Bo8EP7E4

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Ey I just had to pay for customs poo poo, but they have updated the system and give you your poo poo, then send a bill after.

I can't see anyway to enforce that, but I guess they could deny you future deliveries.

They all loving suck. Canada Post still okay. Be nice to your postie.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Also it would be kind of cool if it could loving rain again. Going to gear up and go water the young park trees in the dark, city doesn't take care of them anymore.

I swear to god if these mountains get a big fire I'm going to be really unhappy about it.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm sick of paying duty and tax on old used poo poo I couldn't find local.

Still 25 out in October, wowzers!

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


wesleywillis posted:

However, I'm not an English professor, but "all of us command" seems like bad grammar. Should it not be something like "all of our command"?

Nope, it’s not that. The line is:

“True patriot love in all of us command.“

Which you could rewrite as:

“Command true patriot love in all of us.”

Canada inspires us, is basically the meaning.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Tarkus posted:

Canmore is absolutely chock-full of rich chuds.

Rip Mike from canmore

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





ilmucche posted:

Rip Mike from canmore

At least he got his grade 6.

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit
Sports puck has started! Can not wait to watch the Vancouver Canucks overachieve with their adorable chubby coach who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy with a drinking problem.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Womblemania posted:

Sports puck has started! Can not wait to watch the Vancouver Canucks overachieve with their adorable chubby coach who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy with a drinking problem.

I'm not watching any more loving hockey at any level until at least one person made rich by the sport has the balls to address the elephant in the room that is the Hockey Canada scandal.

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Oct 10, 2022

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm not watching any more loving hockey at any level until at least one person has the balls to address the elephant in the room that is the Hockey Canada scandal.

Very fair. I've honestly been way more of a casual fan myself of all sports lately just because *gestures at all the terrible things*

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm not watching any more loving hockey at any level until at least one person made rich by the sport has the balls to address the elephant in the room that is the Hockey Canada scandal.

this is illegal and you'll be sentenced to death by ice flow if do this.

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:
In Winnipeg the government workers are about to go on strike

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Gringo Heisenberg posted:

In Winnipeg the government workers are about to go on strike

But how will Canada winni their pegs if that happens :ohdear:

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit

Saalkin posted:

this is illegal and you'll be sentenced to death by ice flow if do this.

I mean we all voted that was the rule so, go canucks.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Mister Speaker posted:

I'm not watching any more loving hockey at any level until at least one person made rich by the sport has the balls to address the elephant in the room that is the Hockey Canada scandal.

I don't watch Hockey, or Canadian news because we don't have a Colbert or Oliver. What's the scandal?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

My favorite canadian things:

The Pacific P16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk1f4lX5QA8


and "Are you afraid of the dark?"
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a5f3baeeb26eaf725ab23ad724bc2f9d/tumblr_nb3qinMZiF1qzgnzho1_400.gifv

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
^^^ Are You Afraid Of The Dark was awesome.

The General posted:

I don't watch Hockey, or Canadian news because we don't have a Colbert or Oliver. What's the scandal?


Hoo boy. HC is basically the governing body for all organized ice hockey games in the country. News came out earlier this year that some members of the national junior team sexually assaulted a woman and the organization paid a settlement to keep the story under wraps. People started looking into it and revealed that they have a literal multimillion-dollar slush fund and it's been paying off sexual assault victims since 1989.

There are other sex abuse scandals in hockey - hazing incidents at a prestigious sports academy, a coach grooming and assaulting young players, I think there's a whole spreadsheet on NHL players who've had allegations against them. But this is huge. You can't turn a blind eye to it anymore, or deny that the problem is endemic to the institution that we've made hockey into in this country. People are jumping ship; their board chair resigned and they've lost federal funding and a few big sponsors already, but it's not enough.

And the stars of the NHL have been predictably silent. Thread:

https://twitter.com/jamespmcleod/status/1578351746442620929

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Oct 11, 2022

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mister Speaker posted:

^^^ Are You Afraid Of The Dark was awesome.

Goosebumps can suck a dick

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hey can we as a total global society maybe stop raping people

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
For lunch I'm going down to the chip truck to get their Turkey Dinner Poutine before it's gone. Poutine with handcut fries, real curds, and turkey gravy, plus stuffing, turkey, peas, and cranberry sauce on the side.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
gently caress hockey.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



The General posted:

I don't watch Hockey, or Canadian news because we don't have a Colbert or Oliver. What's the scandal?

The fact that Rick Mercer is the best we've managed to pull off in that field at the national level is straight up shameful.

Jean-René Dufort rules very hard, but he's got no audience outside of Québec AFAIK.

Aramis fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Oct 11, 2022

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Canuckistan posted:

For lunch I'm going down to the chip truck to get their Turkey Dinner Poutine before it's gone. Poutine with handcut fries, real curds, and turkey gravy, plus stuffing, turkey, peas, and cranberry sauce on the side.

powerful food truck combo right there

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey can we as a total global society maybe stop raping people

sounds good, let's do this thing.

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

But how will Canada winni their pegs if that happens :ohdear:

Winnitoba Manipegs

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nathan Fielder has created some of the funniest TV of all time and should be given the order of Canada for it.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I found the spreadsheet of sexual misconduct in pro hockey. It's not just the NHL or Canadians but it's pretty damning any way you cut it.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cqURgg1eslU9Ky7NOUHlvM0PJ5rVX-FHZuacYBUL77o/edit#gid=821481613

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Mister Speaker posted:

I found the spreadsheet of sexual misconduct in pro hockey. It's not just the NHL or Canadians but it's pretty damning any way you cut it.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cqURgg1eslU9Ky7NOUHlvM0PJ5rVX-FHZuacYBUL77o/edit#gid=821481613

Whoever compiled the list is a bit strange

“ Lisa Ann, a porn star, got sick of it and put him on blast. She said that for two years MDZ nagged her to hook him up with her friends as if she was a dating service. She repeatedly told him to stop it. She even stopped talking to him for a full year because of it. And when she agreed to give him a second chance (including another warning to not nag her for women's contact info), he started right back up again.

She said that she gets a lot of crap and not much phases her, but she describes MDZ as "the most annoying texter in the history of my life." Continuing to contact women in ways they've said they're uncomfortable with is not acceptable. ”

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Lol first name is Potvin


This kid in my high school wore a Potvin jersey to a Rangers game and security had to walk him out because people kept throwing stuff at him and it was a safety issue.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Before all of this, a part of me wanted to visit Boston wearing a Leafs jersey and see what happened. It can't be that bad, you see people in the stadium wearing 'enemy' jerseys all the time.

Then my buddy told me about the time he was just walking around Montreal in a Leafs hat, and ended up assaulted and having lit cigarettes thrown at him.

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Oct 12, 2022

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Mister Speaker posted:

^^^ Are You Afraid Of The Dark was awesome.

Hoo boy. HC is basically the governing body for all organized ice hockey games in the country. News came out earlier this year that some members of the national junior team sexually assaulted a woman and the organization paid a settlement to keep the story under wraps. People started looking into it and revealed that they have a literal multimillion-dollar slush fund and it's been paying off sexual assault victims since 1989.

That's wild, though hardly surprising. Down with hockey. And yeah Are you Afraid of the Dark was baller.

Aramis posted:

The fact that Rick Mercer is the best we've managed to pull off in that field at the national level is straight up shameful.

Jean-René Dufort rules very hard, but he's got no audience outside of Québec AFAIK.

It's not that Mercer is the best that is a shame (because he owns), it's that there are basically no other offerings. I am a failed Canadian and don't speak French so Dufort is out :smith:

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Mister Speaker posted:

Before all of this, a part of me wanted to visit Boston wearing a Leafs jersey and see what happened. It can't be that bad, you see people in the stadium wearing 'enemy' jerseys all the time.

Then my buddy told me about the time he was just walking around Montreal in a Leafs hat, and ended up assaulted and having lit cigarettes thrown at him.

Imagine Bruins fans’ reaction when they find out what the TD in TD Garden stands for

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
More like the Toronto Maple Laffs am I right fellas???

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Is anyone ITT old enough to remember a Canadian team winning the Cup?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Canadiens won in '93.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

McGavin posted:

Canadiens won in '93.

Yeah, in a heated series for the ages against the Leafs who were fresh off their 6 game series against the kings.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

McGavin posted:

Canadiens won in '93.

Literally 29 years ago so I repeat my question. I was seven.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


zakharov posted:

More like the Toronto Maple Laffs am I right fellas???

Toronto is allowed to win sports only every 25 years or so.

Leafs in 67, Jays in 92/93, Raptors in 2019.

Leafs ain't going to win again until 2044. It's the city's curse. Maybe Nathan Phillips ran over a witch with his car back in the 60s or something.

CFL and MLS don't count only like five people care about those each.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

zakharov posted:

More like the Toronto Maple Laffs am I right fellas???

I have found that over the last few years, calling them the proper grammar "leaves" is quite irritating to fans of the "leafs".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
When I lived in Toronto I'd hear people say "Being a leafs fan is great, the seasons only 5 months long". The hockey season is loving looooooooooooong. Also gently caress buying Leafs tickets, i think the nosebleeds are at like 200bux, and decent seats are way out priced for the average person now. And on top of that an over priced beer and snacks, you're going to watch them lose.

At least the tickets to see the Jays are reasonable, 25bux for second level which i honestly have to say is the best view, you can see the whole field. Field level seats you can barely see anything.

Halifax is still going ahead with the World Jrs, too much money gets pumped into the economy to cancel it despite Hockey Canada being like frat house with less punishment.

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

twistedmentat posted:

When I lived in Toronto I'd hear people say "Being a leafs fan is great, the seasons only 5 months long". The hockey season is loving looooooooooooong. Also gently caress buying Leafs tickets, i think the nosebleeds are at like 200bux, and decent seats are way out priced for the average person now. And on top of that an over priced beer and snacks, you're going to watch them lose.

wesleywillis posted:

I have found that over the last few years, calling them the proper grammar "leaves" is quite irritating to fans of the "leafs".

It's really fun to dig on Leafs fans exactly like this.

Yeah the tickets are way too loving expensive. You can save a fair bit of money if you use StubHub (I think) and don't buy the tickets until the game is basically already started, lol. But that's not the full experience. I didn't go to a Leafs game until my 32nd birthday when I took a buddy - I think the tickets were $190 each for nosebleeds. Sat in the same spot with another friend for Game 1 last season where they shut out Tampa before failing like they always do. You gotta admit, the energy is loving electric in there.

This dickhead bar owner I used to work for went to Tampa Bay every year and used to brag that he'd go see the Leafs play for $30USD, and the ticket included a beer and a hotdog.

gently caress hockey though.

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