NFL Week 4 GDT: Fuck the Cowboys - The Something Awful Forums

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 4 GDT: Fuck the Cowboys

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

DrPossum posted:

trash garbage bears

https://y.yarn.co/dbb1bea7-e763-48ba-9d6c-0e53baaa81ef_thumb.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:23

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:51

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Bird in a Blender posted:

The Chicago Raccoons.

:hmmyes:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:23

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

danny wheels dimes

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:23

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Eacles losing this jawn

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:23

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the eagles stink

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:24

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Good thread title fart knocker. How is your garbage franchise fairing today? Feel good to lose to a back up qb last week?

I personally would be so embarrassed I'd stop poo poo talking but thats just me I guess

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:24

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Lamar Allen spiderman meme

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:24

Ummagumma: Jul 19, 2004; skydog

Fields

:stare:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Faalele is hilariously big even in an NFL field

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Oh great, Eagles look like poo poo in the rain, and halfway into the first quarter Mailata and Slay might be out.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Wow

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Good thread title fart knocker. How is your garbage franchise fairing today? Feel good to lose to a back up qb last week?

I personally would be so embarrassed I'd stop poo poo talking but thats just me I guess

Lol if you think I can feel embarrassed about anything football related after the Joe Judge years.

gently caress the Cowboys is eternal.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Good thread title fart knocker. How is your garbage franchise fairing today? Feel good to lose to a back up qb last week?

I personally would be so embarrassed I'd stop poo poo talking but thats just me I guess

https://y.yarn.co/dcca30fa-88a4-4aa5-b086-e153ba2d0b74_thumb.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Fields 2 Mooney!!

That was gorgeous

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys is eternal.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:25

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

DAAAAA BEARS

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

That's half of Fields's passing yardage for the entire game in that one play.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I still have complete faith in jacksonville to collapse

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Eagles dead so what

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Hell yeah Bateman now that's impressive

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

what a catch by Bateman

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

JUST STOP HITTING HIM

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

game over

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Qwijib0 posted:

I still have complete faith in jacksonville to collapse

Doug is a good coach though.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Not optimal

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

I wouldn't throw to an open kemet either

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I'm now confident saying the Jacksonville Jaguars will win the Super Bowl.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1576624465525739520?t=QGSbPvQppyE1l-zoRK5EMA&s=19

3-1 with a favorable schedule ain't the worst

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

e: Eh not worth it

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:27

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

It seems like rushers never manage to tackle Lamar by his legs/feet, he somehow always high steps them and gets free

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Giants throwbacks are mid

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:28

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dallas making punt returns look pretty hard today.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:28

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

e: Eh not worth it

lol, so mad

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:28

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

McDermott mad.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:28

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Ravens look not bad rn.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

e: Eh not worth it

I have no idea what that means but okay.

Oh you went and edited well never mind then I guess?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Browns/Falcons is certainly a game.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Mariota's funslinging again

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Money badger going to earn that one day contract

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Papa John's: What if we just scrapped the top of a pizza into a plastic bin, do you think people would still eat it?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:29

1
2
3
4
5

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 4 GDT: Fuck the Cowboys

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.2.9 (SABB-v2.24.06)
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2024, Jeffrey of YOSPOS