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Wifi Toilet posted:I bet putting a lightbulb up my rear end would feel really good
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Jelly posted:You should do it socket first for an extra challenge gotta uncle fester it
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Feb 7, 2023 02:49
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Sorry boss, if I take this raise that’ll bump me in an upper tax bracket and I’ll actually make less money.
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Feb 7, 2023 04:53
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blackjack insurance? how can I lose?
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Feb 7, 2023 05:35
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I lost gambling at a game of pure weighted chance where the house always wins in the end over enough time, because the entire business model wouldn't work otherwise. That's not fair.
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26% APR and only 30k over the manufacturer price for a brand new model year 2023 F150? And I can trade in my model year 2022 F150 and roll in the negative equity? Sign me up!
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We can’t use the gamespot rating symbols for thread tags it’s copyright content
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Middle of summer but my weather app shows a symbol for small white dots after the sun sets. This means snow is incoming. I’d like to cook this chicken, but don’t know how. Instead of researching I shall pour hot oil on a cookie sheet, add chicken, and set the oven to 400. Better buy a backup Firefly duster in case ThinkGeek stops selling them. I’ll impress her by posting this StarCraft 2 inspired rap to her FB page.
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Feb 7, 2023 06:11
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KILLALLNERDS.EXE posted:Sorry boss, if I take this raise that’ll bump me in an upper tax bracket and I’ll actually make less money. Lmao
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Feb 7, 2023 06:13
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Dude, check it out! I got a deathly hallows tattoo! Dude, check it out! I put like, fifty loving anime girl stickers on my car!
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Feb 7, 2023 07:23
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and... I like to kiss my own butt.
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Feb 7, 2023 07:45
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The Butcher posted:I lost gambling at a game of pure weighted chance where the house always wins in the end over enough time, because the entire business model wouldn't work otherwise. Ah, but I'm bound to win THIS time after losing every other time, besides the time I won and then bet all my winnings and lost them
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Feb 7, 2023 07:57
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I should beat all, wives and take too many painkillers.
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Feb 7, 2023 08:09
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neato burrito posted:Dude, check it out! I put like, fifty loving anime girl stickers on my car! There’s two of these at least in my town
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Feb 7, 2023 08:10
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Gonna get women to like me by exclusively listening to men give me advice
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Feb 7, 2023 08:44
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Hmm this man seems to have died from some kind of intestinal disease. Anyway, I will now eat the corpse's rear end to pass the time
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Feb 7, 2023 08:56
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In a sexy way or a cannibal way?
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Feb 7, 2023 08:58
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I left it vague on purpose because i'm a genius
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Feb 7, 2023 09:01
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I argue about the categorisation of foods on the internet
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Feb 7, 2023 10:08
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I'm gonna unwind and relax with one of my many guilty pleasures that are all socially acceptable actually
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Feb 7, 2023 10:32
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Ah, but I'm bound to win THIS time after losing every other time, besides the time I won and then bet all my winnings and lost them It's fun to gamble money you don't give a poo poo about losing for a cheap thrill, like some people will travel to disneyworld as adults without kids. Both are objectively sad but if it's a good time to you 
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Feb 7, 2023 10:40
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Yeah I'll take on an extra shift instead of enjoying my free time
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Feb 7, 2023 10:53
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Yes I want to mod a dumb website for free. Admin? Sign me right up!
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Calling me a moron, even if it's true. User loses posting privileges for one month.
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EoinCannon posted:I argue about the categorisation of foods on the internet Typical taco brain. Try and be a little more open faced folded flatbread and it'll really expand your chakras.
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Lookin at buying this 20 year old house that the assessor values at $28,000 for only 465k! I can’t lose! The flipper did a fine job I’m sure it’s worth it
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Feb 8, 2023 04:43
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KILLALLNERDS.EXE posted:Sorry boss, if I take this raise that’ll bump me in an upper tax bracket and I’ll actually make less money. This is the best one
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Feb 8, 2023 16:05
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Extra Large Marge posted:This is the best one A very large percentage of Americans would nod sagely at that advice
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I'll call Sears today but not right now
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Dilbert is a quality comic strip and I look forward to reading it everyday. I clip them out and keep them in my wallet.
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Feb 9, 2023 10:40
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i asked my boss for more work to do, no i don't get paid more for it.
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Feb 9, 2023 10:45
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Why would I want taxes on the rich to go up? I'm going to be rich, someday.
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Feb 9, 2023 12:20
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Stop calling me a bitch and give me that dirty bloody syringe of god knows what.
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I blame all the forum problems on volunteer moderators/administrators without turning a critical eye to the behavior of myself and the community I'm a part of
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Feb 9, 2023 13:01
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im mad at the mods
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Smugworth posted:I blame all the forum problems on volunteer moderators/administrators without turning a critical eye to the behavior of myself and the community I'm a part of 
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Vaccines are killing people
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If you didn't want to have legal troubles then maybe don't do anything illegal!!
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They should’ve shot that balloon down as soon as they found it even if it was over land. Surely it wouldn’t have fell on anyone’s grandma’s house.
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