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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Private Cumshoe posted:

people who treat child rearing like a hobby should be sterilized

Jeez maybe their kids won’t grow up to be such a tightwad, like you, if they did. :jerkbag:

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Slugworth posted:

When I was a kid, there was a pencil vending machine at school that dispensed random sports team pencils. Like, for a month, it would be NFL teams, then NBA, MLB, etc. Every single kid in school collected those pencils, so, I don't see how that can be a lame hobby. Even the cool kids did it.
Kids in my school collected the NFL pencils and the more you had the cooler you were

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Treecko posted:

I like painting Warhams but don't even ask me how to play it

You just use your imagination

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Making erotic stardew valley mods

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

what is this, hobby lobby?

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Dixville posted:

Making erotic stardew valley mods

Counterpoint: playing erotic Stardew Valley mods. Because making them presumably takes a modicum of creative energy.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Crutches enthusiast

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Counterpoint: playing erotic Stardew Valley mods. Because making them presumably takes a modicum of creative energy.

Creative energy that could be used for something much less lame!

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Dixville posted:

Creative energy that could be used for something much less lame!

Well, that's true.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I was going to say Funkos, but others already beat me to it.

On further consideration, I think Celebrity Gossip is worse.

That's a good one, but I think I've got worse: UK royal family gossip

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Devils Affricate posted:

That's a good one, but I think I've got worse: UK royal family gossip

I would argue it is a subset of celebrity gossip, but American UK royal family gossip might be worse enough to count on its own.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Pinche Rudo posted:

Stretching out your butthole to gigantic sizes

i'd like to see whatever hobby you have making such an immense cultural impact

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



How could this musical genre be a hobby?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
angel investor

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

thinking about/stanning for/caring about the UK royal family

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Writing unpublished fanfic.

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

There was one dude who was in his 40s and he played with marbles all day for the past 18 years. He would put them in this machine he built and watch them roll and plinky dink down to the bottom and do it again.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Banjo Bones posted:

There was one dude who was in his 40s and he played with marbles all day for the past 18 years. He would put them in this machine he built and watch them roll and plinky dink down to the bottom and do it again.

You scoff but that man feels more joy over the course of a year than you ever will in your lifetime

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
guys who have never bought un-pre-shredded cheese whose hobby is holding court about chili recipes etc.

once died of old age listening to a dude dramatically recite his totally normal recipe for guacamole which is barely even a prepared food

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I like beans in my chili AND use pre-made seasoning it's not that big of a deal

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I do shred my own cheese though, the big blocks are simply more economical

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



model airplanes

just kidding, it's model cars

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
People that get way into breeding a certain kind of animal are kind of creepy, dunno if it's lame so much as a bit sus to be going on about bloodlines and breed standards all the time.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I'm too timid and polite to just say no, is it okay if I say "I would prefer not to"??

lol

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

TK8325 posted:

model airplanes

just kidding, it's model cars

Do model boats float? I feel like that makes a pretty big difference

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Model trains are cool because tiny little worlds are cool.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Nah it's just toys for children with an adult selling points

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XBkQN6OV1A

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Based on what I learned from the latest admin fiasco, whatever weird Discord LARPing they do over in the traditional games subforum.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Booty Pageant posted:

how many hours in does smoking meat become lame??

asking for a friend

everyone who smokes meat is exactly like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxTEoseZak

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Zucky has smoked more meat than he cares to admit

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Whether that is where you wear a baseball cap and a slightly greasy beard and there are lots of computer parts with LED lights

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

ELTON JOHN posted:

everyone who smokes meat is exactly like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxTEoseZak

the first guy to fail the turing test

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Parkour. Breaking your wrist hopping over anti-homelessness street installations because you're too tall to get into KidZone SoftPlay.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

It's so weird to see her talk about her kids and husband and her craghfts. I remember you snookie... i remember everything

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
It's geocaching.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Devils Affricate posted:

Back when I used Facebook, a coworker added me and he always seemed like a decent enough guy so I clicked accept. Immediately I was flooded with posts from his wall about the latest designer sneakers he bought. Just a constant stream of $400 Nikes and poo poo, with weird rear end hashtags like #WhiteAndBright and #HighTopStylin. I don't think I've ever lost respect for another human being so quickly.

I imagine it must be a poor 90s kid hobby. Even though I always thought fancy gym shoes looked stupid, I wanted them because all the cool kids in k-8 had them, and so it was intensely embarrassing that my mom was buying me the Big Lots poverty specials. I can imagine someone who never moved past it getting his own money and being like “Now I can have ALL the stupidest looking footwear!” thinking he can fill the hole in his psyche with DJ Khaled Air Jordans or whatever.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
shoes rock

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shoes are just floors you carry around with you.

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Whatever hobbies I don't partake in are lame. hth

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