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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Wendigee posted:

*checks channel for content*

This man is a psychopath.

Beans make the man, op.

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Wendigee posted:

*checks channel for content*

This man is a psychopath.

Yeah but that's true of like 90% of the content on YouTube

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I... didn't expect him to open with eating beans off a dirty floor.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!
the five second rule has finally been disproved

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm blessed because I don't know what a tin of canned cooking beans tastes like off the floor.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

Beans make the man, op.

This confession has meant nothing

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!
beans from the can are good, but i usually add them to chili or rice or a burrito or something

however, i think i'd be fine eating them plain if push came to shove

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Shant fart

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

beans from the can are good, but i usually add them to chili or rice or a burrito or something

however, i think i'd be fine eating them plain if push came to shove
Disgusting animal

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Black beans with some cumin, oregano, salt, pepper, and chili powder is a favorite. gently caress. I want juevos rancheros.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
baked beance

naem
May 29, 2011

grocery store black beans sometimes come with garlic and onion flavor and it’s like soup, that is my bean tip of the day

burning swine
May 26, 2004



i;m dreamin' of beanie

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


What the heeeee...

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Plant it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I still feel bad for that kid eatin' beans at the movie theater.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

redshirt posted:

I still feel bad for that kid eatin' beans at the movie theater.

Should of felt bad for everyone in that theater not eating beans. :colbert:

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
I had lunch with some coworkers at a mexican restaurant yesterday and ordered borracho beans as a side. They were delicious! It had chunks of bacon in it and had a smokey, spicy complex flavor. Those were some drat good beans.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was inspired to make some beans. Black beans with diced tomatoes and garlic, then diced onion, jalapeño, yellow pepper, shredded carrots, paprika, curry, and hot sauce.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bored posted:

I think these beans are thinking ‘bout you.



When asked about you, however, these beans were a bit fuzzy.


Look at those big ol' stompers!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hot drat! Thats a big bean!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Hot drat! Thats a big bean!

So we don't know that for sure, it could just be a tiny plate, cutlery, and can.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

So we don't know that for sure, it could just be a tiny plate, cutlery, and can.

Why would Heinz lie to us?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Why would Heinz lie to us?

They say for our own good, but I don't believe them. :(

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

They say for our own good, but I don't believe them. :(

You and me both, brother. That's why I only eat Hunts ketchup.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i;m thinkin boiut this bean

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I want yhe big bean

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Bad Purchase posted:

beans from the can are good, but i usually add them to chili or rice or a burrito or something

however, i think i'd be fine eating them plain if push came to shove
Artist's rendition of SA user Bad Purchase

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!
i always offer to heat the beans for my guests

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Cold can of beans enthusiasts: eat the weird bit of lard floating at the top of the can of pork n beans first, or last?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

Cold can of beans enthusiasts: eat the weird bit of lard floating at the top of the can of pork n beans first, or last?

first, that way it coats your tongue

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Recently got back from London and my main takeaway from the trip was that it reminded me how good beans are for breakfast

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Slugworth posted:

Artist's rendition of SA user Bad Purchase


I knew there was a reason I liked you Slugworth

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I knew there was a reason I liked you Smugworth

:glomp:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Big Bean is actually a tourist’s kidney, you people are sick.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


When you cut it open a bunch of little baby beans come wriggling out like the snake scene in Indiana Jones

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Spaghett posted:

I bought a couple pounds of fava beans at the farmer's market. Gonna saute these fuckers in butter

Did it





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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

IS CORN A BEAN?

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