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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT wk 19: good morning to everyone discovering Mrs Met has a giant ass
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Gimme dat insurance om nom nom

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
red sox tried to gift the astros a big inning and the astros said no thank you

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Extend Belli for 15 years

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:41
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 1 run out of 2 bases loaded situations...beat that Cubs!

That was their prime chance. Paxton gonna go into shut down mode now while Javier gives up a couple more.

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:41
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

red sox tried to gift the astros a big inning and the astros said no thank you
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrMidnight posted:

1 run out of 2 bases loaded situations...beat that Cubs!

That was their prime chance. Paxton gonna go into shut down mode now while Javier gives up a couple more.

A couple, eh? You're quite the optimist

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:42
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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I read an article saying Bellinger wasn't back because his exit velo and launch angle were down. Imagine being such a broke brained idiot you would think that the most back man in the history of the game wasn't back

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Astros got slapped in the face by the Mariners and said "Please sir can I have another"

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:44
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
me sitting here wondering if the catcher's interference wasn't a red sox blessing in disguise because tuck put a great swing on it and probably hits it out

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Man Javier's fastball velo is waaay down

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:46
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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
ok so apparently GOMS isn't a misspelling of GOMES but people saying "GO M's"? I'm confused, because I assumed all of our rational and sane posters (with some obvious expections) had their faculties in working order. I hope you posters get help for your issues that have led you to this dark place that you would say such a thing

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:48
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Man Javier's fastball velo is waaay down

I've been wondering if he's been pitching hurt

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol walking the #9 guy with a .186 average

Javier loving sucks

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:49
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

ok so apparently GOMS isn't a misspelling of GOMES but people saying "GO M's"? I'm confused, because I assumed all of our rational and sane posters (with some obvious expections) had their faculties in working order. I hope you posters get help for your issues that have led you to this dark place that you would say such a thing
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 It's been long enough where you have to do something with him. Bielak gives you a better chance

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:50
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Haha Seiya rules

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:50
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

maffew buildings posted:

ok so apparently GOMS isn't a misspelling of GOMES but people saying "GO M's"? I'm confused, because I assumed all of our rational and sane posters (with some obvious expections) had their faculties in working order. I hope you posters get help for your issues that have led you to this dark place that you would say such a thing

Why can't it be both?

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Thank god

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:51
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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Popete posted:

Why can't it be both?

while I agree with you in all other matters (Cubsposting), I feel it is morally and ethically wrong to support a team that at their most critical moment in decades decided "yes, this is the time for Robbie Ray"

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

It's been long enough where you have to do something with him. Bielak gives you a better chance

at this point we have three different pitchers who bielak would be an improvement over :smith:

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:52
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrMidnight posted:

It's been long enough where you have to do something with him. Bielak gives you a better chance

Hell, even Blanco would give us a better chance

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:52
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !

triple sulk posted:

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE
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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Dave Sims: "That sky is beautiful..."

The world is on fire dipshit.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE
* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:52
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

while I agree with you in all other matters (Cubsposting), I feel it is morally and ethically wrong to support a team that at their most critical moment in decades decided "yes, this is the time for Robbie Ray"
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

maffew buildings posted:

ok so apparently GOMS isn't a misspelling of GOMES but people saying "GO M's"? I'm confused, because I assumed all of our rational and sane posters (with some obvious expections) had their faculties in working order. I hope you posters get help for your issues that have led you to this dark place that you would say such a thing

:wom:s

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Every inning with Javier is like going to the dentist for a root canal

* # ? Aug 22, 2023 01:53
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Tork cannot be unTork’d

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Call up Bielak and Blanco, put Javier in the bullpen, send Brown down

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

maffew buildings posted:

while I agree with you in all other matters (Cubsposting), I feel it is morally and ethically wrong to support a team that at their most critical moment in decades decided "yes, this is the time for Robbie Ray"

personaly I'm very grateful for it

after this weekend, both astros fans and m's fans can be pleased with the status of sweeps between the two teams :unsmith:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Holy moley Hoerner

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
that was a very scary moment, great work Hoerner

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
loving hell Sabol :ughh:

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

maffew buildings posted:

ok so apparently GOMS isn't a misspelling of GOMES but people saying "GO M's"? I'm confused, because I assumed all of our rational and sane posters (with some obvious expections) had their faculties in working order. I hope you posters get help for your issues that have led you to this dark place that you would say such a thing

I’m about to do the bane speech

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Are you ready to be Fulminated

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
 Giants defense looking like the Phillies out there

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
:negative:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Man the Sox D is still bad

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