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Aug 29, 2023 21:05
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Actually most small businesses I worked for were run by racists/Republicans (repetitive word choice) so you can probably steal from those too
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Aug 29, 2023 21:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Actually most small businesses I worked for were run by racists/Republicans (repetitive word choice) so you can probably steal from those too this is a good point
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Aug 29, 2023 21:10
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Shoplift if you're white and can get away with it. Inflation driving food prices is fake anyway, their making record profits and making U the mark. Don't be the mark and don't even get me started on health care coats. bye!!! can we shoplift healthcare?
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Aug 29, 2023 21:13
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Thesaurus posted:can we shoplift healthcare? shoplifting over the counter meds was literally my healthcare for a while, america ftw
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Aug 29, 2023 21:14
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Thesaurus posted:can we shoplift healthcare? god, i wish i just had to spend 6 thousand goddamn dollars on a tooth extraction and implant lmao wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Aug 29, 2023 21:15
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Songbearer posted:Steal from us all you like but for God's sake practice subtlety and if you get caught then don't flip the gently caress out the only grocery store in walking distance of my sf apartment got really bad leading up the the pandemic, and it wasn’t just food grabbed by homeless folks passing through the park it was multiple bottles of expensive booze etc. they hired security and then had to hire bigger, beefier security because it got violent, multiple times I was stuck waiting for a screaming match or wrestling that blocked the exit. Lots of smashed windows
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Aug 29, 2023 21:18
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Thesaurus posted:can we shoplift healthcare? Just don't pay the bills. It's like shoplifting. Also, if left alone in a room, steal a bunch of rubber gloves and those wooden tongue depressors.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:20
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Songbearer posted:Steal from us all you like but for God's sake practice subtlety and if you get caught then don't flip the gently caress out They just let you go if you're chill
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Aug 29, 2023 21:21
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redshirt posted:Just don't pay the bills. It's like shoplifting. Bring them to your next visit so you can say you brought your own and they don't bill you for em. It's like the shoplifting version of BOGO.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:25
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i knew someone who stole a bunch of poo poo from compusa back in the day i stole a video card from circuit city in 2002 and now look at them 
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Aug 29, 2023 21:33
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good i thing i studied the blade pencilhands my poop katana will strike down your shits sir!!!
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Aug 29, 2023 21:38
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Cutting steaks at work and packaging a few as "hamburger 80/20" to take home was always good and cool When I was a kid my dad used to get good meat from the deli counter and then ask for some lovely cuts of around the same weight “for the dogs” then swap the stickers and dump the cheap meat somewhere else in the store.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:44
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redshirt posted:Just don't pay the bills. It's like shoplifting. lol taht's basically what i do.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:52
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Buce posted:god, i wish That's what my friend got quoted for a tooth he chipped eating a bagel. He got the work done in Colombia for much less.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:55
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Chrs posted:When I was a kid my dad used to get good meat from the deli counter and then ask for some lovely cuts of around the same weight “for the dogs” then swap the stickers and dump the cheap meat somewhere else in the store. your dads a hero
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Aug 29, 2023 21:57
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kntfkr posted:That's what my friend got quoted for a tooth he chipped eating a bagel. He got the work done in Colombia for much less. medical tourism is a sad reality.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:58
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Not relegated to the states either, Canada also tells you to get hosed
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Aug 29, 2023 22:00
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from other threads? no, and I don't give a poo poo. to actually contribute, I guess color me surprised that cops took data and twisted it to scare the poo poo out of people. It's a shame the damage is done and you'll never convince people that it was BS to begin with. That said, living near the downtown of a metro area, the mood has definitely changed there and not for the better. But then, I also probably just tell myself that as an excuse to not go downtown, cause I'm slowly becoming a hermit. Biohazard fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 22:24
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Thesaurus posted:can we shoplift healthcare? If you’re not worried about your credit, just don’t pay the bills. Also, just wait until it’s an emergency and go to your local emergency department for treatment; EMTALA their rear end!
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Aug 29, 2023 22:28
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Stealing from corporations is ethically justifiable and actually just good in general.
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Aug 29, 2023 22:29
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Chinatown posted:Stealing from corporations is ethically justifiable and actually just good in general. I used to stick it to the whole foods down the street every morning. they had a hot bar with eggs and bacon and poo poo, but I would just grab the container for oatmeal and fill it up with protieny goodness, so it was like 2 bucks for a whole contaienr.. gently caress you jeff bezos, I'm a god drat criminal mastermind.
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Aug 29, 2023 22:32
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Last time I went to Whole Foods it was with a friend and we were shopping for a group of people hanging out. The fruit plate was like forty something dollars. Anyway, we stole like half the total.
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Aug 29, 2023 22:44
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Looks like we're burning it down.....
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Aug 29, 2023 22:55
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When I was dating my now-wife the first time we went to France she shoplifted a bunch of stuff from this expensive boutique. I was sitting on a bench by the Centre Pompidou and watched her get stopped at the exit. She couldn’t do french and I was wondering if I should go over there She played the sorry I am a clueless foreigner card well enough and got away with just giving the stuff back Except not really, the items she actually wanted weren’t in her purse they were stuffed in her bra and she still has and wears them That’s the day I knew, and we still shoplift from big name grocery stores, no regrets this is praxis
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Aug 29, 2023 23:09
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other day i got 3 packets of kool-aid but only scanned 2 at the self checkout they're so light the scale didn't even register there was an extra one in there idiots. +39 cents for me
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Aug 29, 2023 23:13
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MoonshineWilly posted:Every item is BOGO at the self-checkout, if you’re talented enough. or costs $0.49/lb, or whatever bananas are nowadays used to work at a grocery store and you better believe I was eating a pound of
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Aug 29, 2023 23:18
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Nurglings posted:or costs $0.49/lb, or whatever bananas are nowadays The funny part about this is now at a lot of chains that have self checkouts they've implemented features to try and catch this where when you key in a code it's like "Please weigh your BANANAS" then "place the BANANAS in the bagging area". Most of my grocery shopping tends to be produce that gets keyed in so it's pretty annoying to have the machine screaming at me the entire time like I'm trying to defraud the place. I would just do the normal checkout lines there but because they have self checkout they have 10 rows of normal cashier lines with 1 maybe 2 open at a given time and huge lines so instead I just shop at a different store that doesn't treat me like a criminal.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:06
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I like to take things from lost and founds. Who does it really belong to, anyway?
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Aug 30, 2023 00:07
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PoundSand posted:The funny part about this is now at a lot of chains that have self checkouts they've implemented features to try and catch this where when you key in a code it's like "Please weigh your BANANAS" then "place the BANANAS in the bagging area". Most of my grocery shopping tends to be produce that gets keyed in so it's pretty annoying to have the machine screaming at me the entire time like I'm trying to defraud the place. I would just do the normal checkout lines there but because they have self checkout they have 10 rows of normal cashier lines with 1 maybe 2 open at a given time and huge lines so instead I just shop at a different store that doesn't treat me like a criminal. the machines did the same thing when I worked there, though granted it's been like 12 years now so they've probably turned the volume up or gotten more aggressive in a different way, but I got around it by immediately pressing the PAY NOW button
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Aug 30, 2023 00:35
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Seth Pecksniff posted:As opposed to getting a 15% discount you have to pay for? those brave, courageous service members paid for it 
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Aug 30, 2023 00:43
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Nurglings posted:the machines did the same thing when I worked there, though granted it's been like 12 years now so they've probably turned the volume up or gotten more aggressive in a different way, but I got around it by immediately pressing the PAY NOW button At Kroger you can turn the volume down. I used to buy a ton of visa gift cards and learned that quickly to avoid it yelling to everybody in the store that I was walking out with three $500 gift cards.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:45
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Does anyone remember maybe like a year or two ago there was a video of a shoplifter going to Whole foods videoing the whole thing to Robin Hood and Little John going through forest disney song then at the end of the video they start handing out that poo poo to the homeless? Was a real cool video.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:45
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I accidentally stole one of those Rice-a-Roni cups because they're so light the scale didn't even register it.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:46
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Hollismason posted:Does anyone remember maybe like a year or two ago there was a video of a shoplifter going to Whole foods videoing the whole thing to Robin Hood and Little John going through forest disney song then at the end of the video they start handing out that poo poo to the homeless? Was a real cool video. Never saw it but here it is. Pretty great!
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Aug 30, 2023 00:48
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Jelly posted:Never saw it but here it is. Pretty great! Yep thats it.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:55
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Glad to know my assumption that fred meyer is full of poo poo when they won't let me leave the store without checking my receipt is correct. They definitely need a guy with a gun and bulletproof vest marking my purchase with a highlighter.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:55
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Triikan posted:At Kroger you can turn the volume down. I used to buy a ton of visa gift cards and learned that quickly to avoid it yelling to everybody in the store that I was walking out with three $500 gift cards. not at the ones near me anymore lol, they outright disabled lowering the volume... but hey you can crank 'er up to 2x!
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Aug 30, 2023 00:58
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I used to work in a camera shop/photo lab that didn't have a camera on the actual inventory room, just the hallway with the entrance to it. Me and the assistant manager unloaded the photo paper order, stuffed some expensive cameras into the boxes they came in then walked them out to our car trucks parked by the cardboard recycling.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:When I was dating my now-wife the first time we went to France she shoplifted a bunch of stuff from this expensive boutique. I was sitting on a bench by the Centre Pompidou and watched her get stopped at the exit. She couldn’t do french and I was wondering if I should go over there wait, you and your wife shoplift as a couples activity? That's loving rad : )
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