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I can't find anything credible about an illness breaking out at Burning Man, but I did find this: https://twitter.com/PurpleGimp/status/1698125913987350925
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The virus spread from Burning Man 2023. The first outbreak was in San Francisco. By the time it reached San Jose it was already too late.
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Sep 3, 2023 01:16
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Did burning man cause a monkey pox outbreak edit: oooh aeromonas 
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CLAM DOWN posted:link the "credible" reports Check the airspace around Burning Man. It's almost certainly people living in sewage related but it is looking like an "in an abundance of caution" situation.
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Three Olives posted:Check the airspace around Burning Man. link the reports, fucker
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ROOMERS: Actual C.H.U.D.S. emerging from Burning Man poo poo pits.
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This guy and Chris Rick now responsible for the https://twitter.com/diplo/status/1698095454544949421
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They're diseased from the sin in their bodies!!!
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fuctifino posted:They have the water sorted, but make sure you don't drink any of it I had the sound off watching this and it legitimately looks like she is in pain when the water hits her in the eyes I can't read lips, can anyone confirm whether she's saying "I wish it didn't burn so"
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QuarkJets posted:I had the sound off watching this and it legitimately looks like she is in pain when the water hits her in the eyes No it got in her mouth and she said it tasted like vinegar.
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Sep 3, 2023 01:23
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I just found someone livestreaming from the festival site, and yes they've closed the airspace above https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZahIFrfQ5w
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CLAM DOWN posted:link the reports, fucker Follow a bunch of epidemiologists on Twitter, many of which have private accounts for obvious reasons, they aren't dismissing rumors that there is something going on. Also common sense tells you that you can't put thousands of people in sewage mud without serious risk of a bacterial/viral outbreak of unknown origin.
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fuctifino posted:I just found someone livestreaming from the festival site, and yes they've closed the airspace above A communications disruption can only mean one thing:
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CLAM DOWN posted:link the reports, fucker Three Olives is at burning man right now, internet is spotty
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Three Olives posted:Follow a bunch of epidemiologist on Twitter, many of which have private accounts for obvious reasons, they aren't dismissing rumors that there is something going on. Also common sense tells you that you can't put thousands of people in sewage mud without serious risk of a bacterial/viral outbreak of unknown origin. no bitch, post the reports
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Sep 3, 2023 01:26
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Went swimming in some mud, and now my genitals are burning, man.
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Dick Fontaine is there on the groundDick Fontaine posted:if you’re doing right by the old timers, burning man is and always has been a poo poo posting festival. everything about it is a big joke and it’s designed to be rather cruel and expensive for people who don’t get that. it’s really very goony at its core
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MrQwerty posted:I hope the Gathering of the Juggalos stays just as pure as it has always been because that poo poo's way funnier than any other festival Someone beaning Upchuck the Clown with a can of Faygo while he was escorting Bobcat Goldwhaith around the gathering is an all-time classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt0E5Gr9mmg&t=268s "It's really like an incest survivors convention" "It's diet [Faygo], it's not gonna stain"
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CLAM DOWN posted:no bitch, post the reports https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/burning-man/2023/09/02/burning-man-2023-rain-keeps-burners-confined-to-camps/70749751007/ Is the Reno Gazette enough for you? They have publicly announced that they are forcing people to shelter in place with limited supplies.
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redshirt posted:I'd just follow the Moon. M-O-O-N spells gas station coffee and donuts
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I think putting the tech bros into camps in preparation for their genocide might be a little extreme, but then that's probably why I'm not president.
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Three Olives posted:https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/burning-man/2023/09/02/burning-man-2023-rain-keeps-burners-confined-to-camps/70749751007/ that is not a "credible report that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine"
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Three Olives posted:https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/burning-man/2023/09/02/burning-man-2023-rain-keeps-burners-confined-to-camps/70749751007/ A happy ending really, I'm glad it turned out well 
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Three Olives posted:https://www.rgj.com/story/life/arts/burning-man/2023/09/02/burning-man-2023-rain-keeps-burners-confined-to-camps/70749751007/ Literally the first sentence of that article says that's due to "continuing rains make driving off the Black Rock Desert near-impossible", nothing about a mystery disease outbreak like you've been claiming
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CLAM DOWN posted:that is not a "credible report that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine" yea that was just them saying don't leave burning man because vehicles can't drive, not that you have to stay in your tent
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I'd call in multiple strikes. Firebomb the whole area.
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Maybe because instead of having all those people in a controlled space to let things dry after an extra 3 days, letting everyone try to get out via air or land when it is raining and there is 6” of mud will lead to an untenable amount of rescue operations and stress on whatever agency has jurisdiction. Or maybe that agency is trying to coordinate a plan to enable safe travel Or everyone has Ebola
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redshirt posted:I'd call in multiple strikes. Firebomb the whole area. Ah, the burning men approach.
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To be safe we should drop a batch of ebola into the camp so we know for sure they're sick.
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Grey Cat posted:Ah, the burning men approach. Whatever it takes.
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CLAM DOWN posted:that is not a "credible report that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine" OK, I'm full of poo poo, it is unreasonable to jump to the conclusion that you can not force 10s of thousands of people to live in excrement filled mud for an unknown period of time without taking steps to assume a public health emergency when people inevitably get sick from living in hot mud full of human poo poo.
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Has anyone considered that some tech bro had a mountain of Chinese research chemicals that the rain mixed with body paint, feathers, and rattlecan paint which inadvertently created a zombie virus? just a bunch of zombies, high as poo poo, stuck in a big desert mud puddle
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The only thing good that's ever come out of burning man is someone paid a woman to walk around topless and the picture made it online and it's my favorite piece of nude art ever.
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Three Olives posted:OK, I'm full of poo poo, it is unreasonable to jump to the conclusion that you can not force 10s of thousands of people to live in excrement filled mud for an unknown period of time without taking steps to assume a public health emergency when people inevitably get sick from living in hot mud full of human poo poo. you said specifically that there were credible reports, not an assumption, you loving weirdo
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There's an intersection near my house that's been closed for the last few days, there are credible reports that it's due to a SARS outbreak
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I have credible reports three olives poo poo himself and ate the poo poo to hide the crime.
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reports coming in now that Jeffrey is not of yospos
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Everyone, everyone, calm down. A bunch of rich people are suffering right now. Suffering for their own hubris. They've been pretending to be dirt poor hippies and now they're faced with a reality of mud and wealth becoming meaningless. They're suffering and torturing each other merely by existing. Can't we all just enjoy this moment?
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