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The Bears can absolutely win a game this year. Their offense just has to play nearly perfectly, their opponent needs to be a bad team, and their opponent needs to poo poo their britches. All at the same time.
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fishing with the fam posted:The Bears can absolutely win a game this year. Their offense just has to play nearly perfectly, their opponent needs to be a bad team, and their opponent needs to poo poo their britches. All at the same time. Are the Bears playing the Bears at all this season?
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Samadhi posted:Are the Bears playing the Bears at all this season? Yeah they play the Panthers Or Bears south
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I think it's really sad that Greg Olsen is forced to only commentate Bears or Panthers games. I think someone should do something about that. On the other hand, I think it's hilarious that Bears fans get reminded of past mismanagement every time he's assigned to their games. So I think nothing should change.
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Bird in a Blender posted:I want to be a part of history. I want to see this team be the first to go 0-17. I want Virginia to live long enough to see this team become the official laughingstock of the NFL. Just all out embarrassment. Virginia must suffer
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Virginia must suffer I haven't seen a Virginia this badly abused by a group of men from the upper Midwest since July 3rd, 1863. Folks,
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Cognac McCarthy posted:I haven't seen a Virginia this badly abused by a group of men from the upper Midwest since July 3rd, 1863. Folks,  it's our flag now
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Cognac McCarthy posted:I haven't seen a Virginia this badly abused by a group of men from the upper Midwest since July 3rd, 1863. Folks, 
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Lamar Jackson owns the single season QB rush record. Not Vick. Otherwise everything in this thread has been true and hilarious.
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Any Given Sunday and all, but I definitely do feel the Bears can squeak out a win from this schedule: Raiders aren't very well run, divisional games always get weird, and Arizona is also knee deep in their own tank job. That said, the Bears are so so bad and I hope and pray for an 0-17 season.
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Bears will win in Lambeau, alhamdulillah
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Bears winning a meaningless game in Lambeau to take them out of the number one pick is the most Bears thing that could possibly happen.
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It feels like I say this 10 times a season but that Bears v Panthers game is the worst Thursday night game ever.
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Mystic Stylez posted:it brings balance to the universe that they are the same rare athletic freaks with top made up stats from the same college playing the same position and they both suck beyond imagination: I love the idea that these drills are being accurately timed down to the hundredth of a second and that .02 seconds makes an appreciable difference between two results
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Gorson posted:It feels like I say this 10 times a season but that Bears v Panthers game is the worst Thursday night game ever. Yet. Also probably a battle for meaningless draft position.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Yet. The bears own both picks
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But it will be hilarious when they win and it changes the tie breakers turning 1 and 2 into 3 and 4
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HootTheOwl posted:The bears own both picks Yes, that’s why I called it meaningless.
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The Bears will probably win in a couple of nights, classic comedown game for Washington
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Gorson posted:It feels like I say this 10 times a season but that Bears v Panthers game is the worst Thursday night game ever. Both teams looking at the calendar going "well at least we can win THAT game"
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seiferguy posted:Any Given Sunday and all, but I definitely do feel the Bears can squeak out a win from this schedule: Arizona are bad but they never stop putting up a fight. They're far better than the Bears.
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I refuse to believe that the Vikings can beat the Bears twice.
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Criminal Minded posted:Chicago's punishment for being the best city in the USA is being an absolute nightmare pit of comical despair when it comes to pro sports teams 
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Yeah Chicago in late spring/Summer/early Fall is by far the best city to visit in the country. lol chicago and northern illinois winters
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I support the Bears of Chicago on this quest.
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Chicago loving rules. The city is great, it has phenomenal food and a great variety of it. The city absolutely deserves better on its head than the pro teams that occupy the city. The Bears should be forced to play in Decatur
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If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons.  There are supposedly bars here in Portland that carry Malort so this can happen.
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Android Apocalypse posted:If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons. Hell, same (I live in Chicago and have never had a malort)
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Android Apocalypse posted:If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons. Jepsen's isn't that expensive you could buy it even if the bars don't have it. You'll love it if you like essentially watered down angostura bitters
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Android Apocalypse posted:If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons. Malort is good
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Hot Diggity! posted:Malort is good mods?
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When Malört got bought out by CH Distillery in 2018, they made it "less intense", so it doesn't have nearly the same bite that it used to. It actually pairs quite well with grapefruit juice or a grapefruit radler.
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Malort is a bit. No one actually likes it. It is produced as a joke and the business is sustained by locals tricking tourists into trying it.
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Android Apocalypse posted:If the Chicago Bears go 0-17 I'll drink Malort in solidarity to all my Midwest goons. I'll join you in that . There's a nice bonus to this bet. Knowing which bars carry Malort doubles as a list of bars to avoid for the rest of our lives.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Malort is a bit. No one actually likes it. It is produced as a joke and the business is sustained by locals tricking tourists into trying it. It's a digestif not deep dish pizza
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:When Malört got bought out by CH Distillery in 2018, they made it "less intense", so it doesn't have nearly the same bite that it used to. It actually pairs quite well with grapefruit juice or a grapefruit radler. Yeah on one hand the consistency is nice on the other hand I missed when you got a really really bitter bottle. Steigl Grapefruit Radler with a shot of Malort kicks rear end. I assure you all, my love for Malort is not a bit. Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Lotta needless posts. Bears are winning tomorrow. LOCK it up
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BrownThunder posted:Lotta needless posts. Bears are winning tomorrow. LOCK it up Yeah lock up the malört, a subtle wormwood liqueur not appreciated by all palettes  The Bears shouldn't win tomorrow but that means they have a much better chance of doing it because they're a team that defies logic
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i genuinely think the bears are going to win tomorrow. this is not a joke. washington just played a huge, depressant, battle of a game that went to a trying overtime, and are now playing on thursday night against the bears who actually looked functional for 2.5qrtr. not saying they're going to whoop the football team, but they will win in a fun one. also, how the hell have you lived in chicago for more than like 2yr of your adult life and never had malort?
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