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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night Football: inb4AndroidApocalypse
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Jake Ferguson? More like... Fake Jerguson!

Ferguson, like the toilet brand, which is where the Cowboys belong, in the toilet (Because they are feces)

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Fat Mike: offensive genius.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 :fart:

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 The old Panhandle Overthrow they call it

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mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002

triple sulk posted:

lmao
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Alright I'm out, I ain't watchin this

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Space Jam posted:

stop saying texas coast offense for the love of god

Sorry Texas loves it so it's a thing now

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 More like the Texas toast offense.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bean mom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

i am aware of :piss:, I am a goon after all

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Tonight, Dallas will solve their red zone issues by simply never getting in the red zone

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Space Jam posted:

stop saying texas coast offense for the love of god

No it's good because then it doesn't sully the good name of the West Coast Offence

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

fartknocker posted:

Ferguson, like the toilet brand, which is where the Cowboys belong, in the toilet (Because they are feces)

:hmmyes:

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Mmm Texas toast

Ps dak sucks rear end

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 It really feels like the Niners/Eagles/Lions are on their own tier this year for the NFC.

I have no faith in Fat Mike getting the offense fixed and consistent this year, if he ever manages it at all.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Fake it again :coal:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I miss Kellen Moore. :smith:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Quiet Feet posted:

More like the Texas toast offense.

The implication here is that the Cowboys are toast. Cooked. Burnt if you will.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mr. Nice! posted:

I miss Kellen Moore. :smith:
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Shilling for AI? Would be a whole lot cooler if you didn't.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Alright I'm out, I ain't watchin this

I was going to try and time my pizza order to pick it up during halftime.

Might say gently caress it and go get it right away if the Niners score again this drive.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mr. Nice! posted:

I miss Kellen Moore. :smith:

Which is worse, Fat Mike or

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

fartknocker posted:

Which is worse, Fat Mike or

Trick question, Fat Mike is an older, fatter Jason Garrett from an alternate timeline that stumbled into ours.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Fat Mike has a ring. :smugdog:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

Which is worse, Fat Mike or

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Fat Mike has a ring. :smugdog:

Garrett has 2 as a backup/third string QB

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
That’s what happens when you abandon the run

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i preferred jason garrett because with him in charge the cowboys were the most reliable 8-8 team in history

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

fartknocker posted:

Which is worse, Fat Mike or

Garrett was one of the most risk averse coaches I’ve ever seen. He was brilliant in scheming an offense for a game but absolute garbage at actually running that offense, and gametime management. Some of the best offensive output in the Garrett years came from Romo running two minute drills to cover for the lovely play calling the other 28.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Fat mike can be fun sometimes and will call fake punts. Garrett would never.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dak has throw about 20 swing passes this year that looked exactly like that one

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

i preferred jason garrett because with him in charge the cowboys were the most reliable 8-8 team in history

Three years in a row baybee !!!








https://i.imgur.com/r7yMgVa.mp4

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 dallascowboyspunt.gif

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 https://twitter.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1711141809936560550

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 BOSA DEEZ NUTZ

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Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.
God I loving love the 49ers

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This might be a long night for the Cowboys.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tom Sellout posted:

Dak has throw about 20 swing passes this year that looked exactly like that one

Mike McCarthy.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Gaston Bachelard posted:

God I loving love the 49ers

I don’t, but I do love watching Fat Mike and the Dallas Cowboys eat poo poo.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

MJeff posted:

This might be a long night for the Cowboys.

Dallas sucking worse than a lot of people's posting.

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