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I can pack anything like twice as full as anyone else. Cars, suitcases, a sandwich, whatever.
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I’m a walking 5G hotspot offering surfing speeds up to 25mbps* to qualifying mutants
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Nov 6, 2023 19:18
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Our time is coming....
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Nov 7, 2023 03:24
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I have the inability to unfunk. I can't not funk.
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Nov 7, 2023 05:23
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My mutation makes me a living anime character. I don't know if I'm 'I'm going to get more and more powerful the more I train because I refuse to give up on my friends"-kind of anime character or "I'm going to have every single hot female mutant (and maybe a few of the male mutants, because anime be like that sometimes) trying to get me to sleep with them while also acting in public like they can't stand me..."-kind of anime character. I can already tell by the disgusted looks of a lot of the ladies in the room that it's probably going to be the latter. Well, it's time for me to make some friends, so I'm off to wander the campus by myself. (Piece of toast manifests in my mouth as I Naruto-run out the door.)
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Nov 7, 2023 05:57
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JediTalentAgent posted:My mutation makes me a living anime character. I don't know if I'm 'I'm going to get more and more powerful the more I train because I refuse to give up on my friends"-kind of anime character or "I'm going to have every single hot female mutant (and maybe a few of the male mutants, because anime be like that sometimes) trying to get me to sleep with them while also acting in public like they can't stand me..."-kind of anime character. You unironically fit right in.
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Nov 7, 2023 06:55
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i can pet any dog
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Nov 7, 2023 08:07
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Hello, welcome to Xavier's School for the Gifted. Most of you won't be staying, so be to sure to soak up the ground's rich atmosphere while you'e here.
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Nov 7, 2023 08:47
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redshirt posted:Hello, welcome to Xavier's School for the Gifted. This place smells of old man.
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Nov 7, 2023 08:54
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Our collective mutant power is getting ignored by Disney and the MCU
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Nov 7, 2023 09:13
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Gatto Grigio posted:Our collective mutant power is getting ignored by Disney and the MCU *Concentrates using my VIBE POWER
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Nov 7, 2023 14:14
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Jelly posted:I can pack anything like twice as full as anyone else. Cars, suitcases, a sandwich, whatever. You could make a fortune in the shipping industry. Oh, you have to do it by hand? Nevermind. I have the power to make anyone an expert in all forms of combat but only if they're mad at me.
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Nov 7, 2023 15:43
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They call me the Clockmaster. Every time I look at the clock; the hour and minutes are EXACTLY the same. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants might be in control right now, but their TIME is about to run out!
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Nov 7, 2023 15:59
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Me practicing my mutant power in the courtyard of Xavier's School for Mutants
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Nov 7, 2023 16:17
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Smugworth posted:Me practicing my mutant power in the courtyard of Xavier's School for Mutants So you can "Ghost Ride those Whips"?
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Nov 7, 2023 16:18
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My codename would be Litmus, my power is that if you're an rear end in a top hat you expose yourself almost immediately by being an absolute dick to me in front of everyone, no matter how well you've been masking previously. Everyone else is like "oh wow what a piece of poo poo, we're glad we know now, we'd have no idea otherwise" which is all well and good everyone else is relieved but I feel bullied and might need a hug 
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Nov 7, 2023 16:20
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I have reverse telepathy, I can't read anyone's mind but everyone can read mine and there's nothing they can do to stop it.
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Nov 7, 2023 16:27
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Hi, I'm Picker-Upper. My hands absorb liquid like sponges. They only have the capacity of a comparably-sized kitchen sponge, but I never have to clean up after I jerk off!
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Nov 7, 2023 17:13
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I can always find the end of any type of tape. Sellotape, packing tape, masking tape (not cassette tape), however sticky and thin I can find the end. Realistically I'm not expecting to shine in combat but it's a great asset in admin jobs, so the long term aim is to become Prof X's receptionist and qualify for pensions and medical treatment. I will outlive you all. Codename: Scotch(tape) Mist.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:19
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I have a meter long prehensile penis.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:21
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I always know when a vehicle's going to change lanes, even if they don't use their turn signal. My parents did not listen to me and were killed in a horrific traffic accident which also left me recovering in a hospital for months. I've felt cursed ever since, an outcast from both human and mutantkind due to my dark powers. I am Blinker.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:26
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A Fancy Hat posted:I always know when a vehicle's going to change lanes, even if they don't use their turn signal. My parents did not listen to me and were killed in a horrific traffic accident which also left me recovering in a hospital for months. I've felt cursed ever since, an outcast from both human and mutantkind due to my dark powers. I am Blinker. The "body language" of the vehicle gives them away. Their traffic situation is a huge indicator.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:27
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I can turn guns into cocaine, or cocaine into guns. It's niche but it comes in handy as a double agent.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:31
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Every time Tony Stark gets a new private cell phone number, I see it in a dream. I'll never use this information, the last time I called him he said some very hurtful things
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Nov 7, 2023 17:32
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My power is summoning firework type effects, but I can only create those growing snake fireworks...
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Nov 7, 2023 17:36
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My power is being a macguffin who causes a lot of drama and collateral damage while contributing nothing of value.
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Nov 7, 2023 17:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Big huge cums Dick Bass posted:I have a meter long prehensile penis. I feel like we could be a great team.
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Nov 7, 2023 18:12
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My buddies call me Septic Shock. By imperceptively-manipulating physical laws and merging alternate realities, I can cause water to shoot up anyone's butthole whenever they take a dump. All I need is line-of-sight during the deed. Let's see Magneto try to usher in the downfall of humanity when his rectum takes a full liter of Tidy-Bowl runoff!
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Nov 7, 2023 18:13
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I drop dumps that everything finds them disturbing. Even sentinels all the way up to the living tribunal.
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Nov 7, 2023 18:18
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I can teleport to my bed covered in vomit after 8 Coors and 2 Jaegarbombs. My power is so incredible my friends have all cut contact out of, I assume, burning jealousy and hatred of homo superior.
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Nov 7, 2023 18:31
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Bacontotem posted:I drop dumps that everything finds them disturbing. Even sentinels all the way up to the living tribunal. Are you equating Sentinels and the Living Tribunal??
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Nov 7, 2023 18:32
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i can transform into a midwesterner
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Nov 7, 2023 18:38
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Disco Pope posted:I can teleport to my bed covered in vomit after 8 Coors and 2 Jaegarbombs. My power is so incredible my friends have all cut contact out of, I assume, burning jealousy and hatred of homo superior. lol lightweight
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Nov 7, 2023 18:40
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redshirt posted:lol lightweight Using my codename, I see! This guy gets it.
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Nov 7, 2023 18:46
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redshirt posted:Are you equating Sentinels and the Living Tribunal?? I’m quite disturbed, as a fellow X-Man and totally Not a Sentinel! beep boop
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Nov 7, 2023 19:11
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My codename is Wombat because my poops come out shaped like cubes.
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Nov 7, 2023 19:16
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McGavin posted:My codename is Wombat because my poops come out shaped like cubes. Great you let this guy in but everybody is making fun of my power to ghost ride whips 
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Nov 7, 2023 19:18
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They call me The Juice because I have the power to never stop pissing and cumming.
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Nov 7, 2023 19:34
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Earwicker posted:i can transform into a midwesterner You can transform into loser Rich Evans?
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Alright, it's student night out. The local soda shop has been warned.
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