MNF GDT 12/4 Bengals/Jaguars Hiss Meow Rowr Cat Fight

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Meow?
	Hiss!
	Rrowr!
	Fft fft fft!
	purr

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Bengos should have signed Flacco

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:44

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 16:30

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Surprised he didn't get the underthrow dpi

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Blatant DPI

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:44

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Glad to see Tua doing well considering how last year went. :unsmith:

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:44

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Lolllll cover their eyes, good Strat

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:45

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

So Tua has no charisma?

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:46

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Tua is so boring

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:46

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

�Couldn�t tell if there was a hand on it�
*replay clearly shows it being tipped from two angles*
�Maybe a finger?�

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:46

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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Dango Bango posted:

So Tua has no charisma?

He had it beaten out of him last season.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:47

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Dango Bango posted:

So Tua has no charisma?

Feels like anything interesting has been drained from his personality

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:47

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Android Apocalypse posted:

He had it beaten out of him last season.

His dad beat it out of him first. Dude was raised by an abusive parent to be qb

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:47

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Tua embracing that "gently caress it, chuck it" strategy with Tyreek

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:48

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Should have had the Philly security guy instead

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:48

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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I'm mildly impressed most of the Bengals' plays start behind the line of scrimmage and they end up losing yards.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:48

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

So Tua has no charisma?

of course not he's mormon

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:51

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

bean mom posted:

of course not he's mormon

Oof

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:53

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Oh Browning is kind of rear end.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:53

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

i think Tua is concussed again

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:53

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh Browning is kind of rear end.

...Then he has a pass that actually goes past the sticks for a 1st down.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:53

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

bean mom posted:

of course not he's mormon

Are there any atheist / agnostic athletes out there?

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:54

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

I think Tua would be funny if his mind moved at the speed of his mouth.

(I also can't get my thoughts in a proper order when I speak.)

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Bengals doing things that aren�t comedy suddenly

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Anderson Koopa posted:

Are there any atheist / agnostic athletes out there?

have you heard of this Aaron Rodgers dude

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Anderson Koopa posted:

Are there any atheist / agnostic athletes out there?

I believe Aaron Rodgers is

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Anderson Koopa posted:

Are there any atheist / agnostic athletes out there?

Rodgers?

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

bean mom posted:

of course not he's mormon

Is he really??

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Anderson Koopa posted:

Are there any atheist / agnostic athletes out there?

Lance Armstrong

"If there was a God, I�d still have both nuts."

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:55

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Do not give Tua that, Peyton

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Sick run

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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Tua slow on the uptake.

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

OneMoreTime: Feb 20, 2011; *quack*

Well well Bengos making this a game

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

lol Eli dancing

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

HEY THAT GUY CALLED ME A JACKASS

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

BINGO

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:56

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

Is he really??

Tua isn't Mormon he's just garden variety evangelical Christian

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Good dance

# ? Dec 5, 2023 02:57