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Two DUIs. I did two months in jail and one with a jail leg
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Jan 12, 2024 06:25
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I once pulled a cart for computer equipment down the street to one of our buildings that was 2 blocks away from my car, holding the handle from out the driver side window during a snow storm and a cop stopped me and said he 'better never see me doing that again'. Apparently I should have been arrested for that but I doubt that is specifically illegal. He sure was pissed. did you at least get a hug from the ordeal? making ancient lovely forums references should be illegal
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Jan 12, 2024 08:48
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Snow Cone Capone posted:shotgunning a white claw hmm, what the gently caress?
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Jan 12, 2024 09:57
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Drinking white claw
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Jan 12, 2024 12:37
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Individual land ownership
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Jan 12, 2024 13:44
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Leaving your phone switched on during a funeral Leaving your phone on silent during a funeral so that when it rings it vibrates across the floor going GNARRR--GNARRR--GNARRR while you stare into the middle distance, smug and secure that you've done the decorous thing and left your phone on silent
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Jan 12, 2024 15:41
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Microwaving fish in the break room
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Jan 12, 2024 15:57
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Breaking the microwave in the fish room.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:09
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fishing for breaks in the microwave room
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Jan 12, 2024 16:14
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not picking up after your dog
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Jan 12, 2024 16:16
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Buying scratcher lottery tickets then scratching them off at the counter immediately after you bought them.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:18
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Buying scratcher lottery tickets then scratching them off at the counter immediately after you bought them. Doing this then buying more lottery tickets
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Jan 12, 2024 16:24
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posting a photo of microwave fish mom
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Jan 12, 2024 16:26
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Hiding in a box and batting at anyone's bare ankles with your tiny clawed hands as they walk past.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:34
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being involved in new willie wonka movies endorsing products and services
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Jan 12, 2024 16:36
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spleen merchant posted:Hiding in a box and batting at anyone's bare ankles with your tiny clawed hands as they walk past. mad?
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Jan 12, 2024 16:41
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failure to twerk
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Jan 12, 2024 16:43
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Buying scratcher lottery tickets then scratching them off at the counter immediately after you bought them. doing this at 9 AM while clearly still up from the previous night
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Jan 12, 2024 16:49
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Making a perfect phone call.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:54
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spleen merchant posted:Hiding in a box and batting at anyone's bare ankles with your tiny clawed hands as they walk past. I won't stand for this blatant discrimination.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:15
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Not microwaving a plateful of fresh battered cod sourced straight from the North Atlantic depriving everyone in the vicinity, be it man or animal, of its delicious cornucopia of aromas.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:38
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distortion park posted:not picking up after your dog What's even worse is picking up after your dog then throwing the plastic bag of dog crap on the ground. So many "whys?"
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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spleen merchant posted:Hiding in a box and batting at anyone's bare ankles with your tiny clawed hands as they walk past. Ban this filth
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Jan 12, 2024 17:41
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going 55 in the left lane of 202 for 3 miles with a row of cars behind you like la la la i am the only person in the world la la la
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Jan 12, 2024 17:42
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Eating BBQ wings and leaving half the meat on each wing when you throw them away.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:57
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redshirt posted:What's even worse is picking up after your dog then throwing the plastic bag of dog crap on the ground. I see this alot out hiking the trails. I think it's because the bags are "biodegradable" or whatever, but they can take up to a year to break down. If I'm out in the middle of nowhere I just encourage my dog to poo poo over in the bushes, but I suppose if your dog did poo poo on the trail bagging it up and throwing it aside is better than leaving it where people walk. Now the park next to my house, which has trash cans and bag stations everywhere, that one I don't get. People bag their dog poo poo and leave it in the base of the light poles for the softball field for some reason. I'd rather just leave the dog poo poo where it'll break down than put it in a bag that takes longer to decompose.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:00
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Blending a homemade protein fruit juice that comes out tasting like wet sand, and having the gall to offer it to other people.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:04
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Starin' down the barrel of a fourty fiiiiiive!!!
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Jan 12, 2024 18:05
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Bringing your kids to a get-together without warning. I mean, I don't care either way, but if you let me know you're gonna have your 5-year-old with you I'm probably not going to answer the door with a lit joint in my hand as a courtesy
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Jan 12, 2024 18:29
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Speakerphone in public
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Jan 12, 2024 18:30
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cursing in the barbershop
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Jan 12, 2024 19:34
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hating olives
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Jan 12, 2024 19:34
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Not having a lit joint ready when I take over my 5 year old to friends place.
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Jan 12, 2024 19:37
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Eating all the Crepe peper at party city, even if you paid for it
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Jan 12, 2024 20:00
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Picking quarrels and provoking trouble
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Jan 12, 2024 20:39
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Barefoot on the airplane
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Jan 12, 2024 20:39
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Juking, jiving
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Jan 12, 2024 20:41
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doing an evil play through of an RPG
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