Bad Purchase posted:

lol at acting tough but your name is "Steven"

bet you cut a real tough figure when you're out there thumbing through the card catalogue at your municipal library, nerd

Smugworth posted:

The Texas Rattlesnake would like to have a word with you after he chugs these two beers

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs

Bogus Adventure posted:

Mister Kingdom posted:

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Mister Speaker posted:

Disgraced rapist/dubstep producer Datsik always had an extremely punchable face, even before the raping. I'd love to break his jaw but I think he stays in his hometown of Kelowna now, surrounded by ketamine and sycophants.



Pierre Poillevre is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada (and likely will be our next Prime Minister because this country is dumb as poo poo). They're trying to frame him as this manly man's man in the campaigns but I look at him and just see Milhouse Van Houten, and like Milhouse, I have an overwhelming urge to take his lunch money and stuff him into a locker.


Chris 'Chris Sky' Saccoccia was the donkey-toothed (and donkey-brained) mouthpiece of the Canadian COVID denial movement. He's assaulted police officers and gotten away with it because of his rich Dad. Despite obviously being on heroic amounts of anabolics, he has tiny lats and tiny little chicken legs and he once got so butthurt that I said that on Twitter that he responded to me with a photo of the most embarrassing lat spread I'd ever seen. He's also very, very short. I bet he'd drop like a sack of potatoes if I rocked him with a half-assed left hook.

Blow posted:

"donkey-toothed" is the funniest thing I have heard today.

Thank you goon.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is that Richard Gere?

root beer posted:

No, it’s known tankie and fart auto-huffer Roger Waters
Thankfully David Gilmour decided to pretty much just keep being a rad guitarist

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

He looks like Richard Gere

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo I thought that was Richard Gere too.

Junk posted:

i thought it was john mcafee

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That dude looks more like a fat disgruntled Frank Zappa.

Look at the two pics I posted. They look almost like the exact same person.

Junk posted:

oh

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Gotta say, the Gere is a sexy bitch.

Internetjack posted:

As a student,

Mister Speaker posted:

Disgraced rapist/dubstep producer Datsik always had an extremely punchable face, even before the raping. I'd love to break his jaw but I think he stays in his hometown of Kelowna now, surrounded by ketamine and sycophants.



Pierre Poillevre is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada (and likely will be our next Prime Minister because this country is dumb as poo poo). They're trying to frame him as this manly man's man in the campaigns but I look at him and just see Milhouse Van Houten, and like Milhouse, I have an overwhelming urge to take his lunch money and stuff him into a locker.


Chris 'Chris Sky' Saccoccia was the donkey-toothed (and donkey-brained) mouthpiece of the Canadian COVID denial movement. He's assaulted police officers and gotten away with it because of his rich Dad. Despite obviously being on heroic amounts of anabolics, he has tiny lats and tiny little chicken legs and he once got so butthurt that I said that on Twitter that he responded to me with a photo of the most embarrassing lat spread I'd ever seen. He's also very, very short. I bet he'd drop like a sack of potatoes if I rocked him with a half-assed left hook.

Mister Speaker posted:

Disgraced rapist/dubstep producer Datsik always had an extremely punchable face, even before the raping. I'd love to break his jaw but I think he stays in his hometown of Kelowna now, surrounded by ketamine and sycophants.



Pierre Poillevre is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada (and likely will be our next Prime Minister because this country is dumb as poo poo). They're trying to frame him as this manly man's man in the campaigns but I look at him and just see Milhouse Van Houten, and like Milhouse, I have an overwhelming urge to take his lunch money and stuff him into a locker.


Chris 'Chris Sky' Saccoccia was the donkey-toothed (and donkey-brained) mouthpiece of the Canadian COVID denial movement. He's assaulted police officers and gotten away with it because of his rich Dad. Despite obviously being on heroic amounts of anabolics, he has tiny lats and tiny little chicken legs and he once got so butthurt that I said that on Twitter that he responded to me with a photo of the most embarrassing lat spread I'd ever seen. He's also very, very short. I bet he'd drop like a sack of potatoes if I rocked him with a half-assed left hook.

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PROBATION 08/05/23 10:04pm Mister Speaker I understand that you're under a lot of stress, but I want to emphasize: do NOT hit this guy. Violence is not the answer here. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.
PROBATION 05/20/23 03:51am Mister Speaker Lusting for civilian death is against the rules. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.
PROBATION 05/08/23 01:55pm Mister Speaker Given your post history and rap sheet i dont think you need to be speculating about this. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.
PROBATION 05/06/23 05:24am Mister Speaker Actually, it would not in fact be funny to do that. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.
PROBATION 04/19/23 02:53am Mister Speaker Don't advocate for vigilantism. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.
PROBATION 12/07/22 07:07pm Mister Speaker Don't be insulting and dismissive of posters. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.
PROBATION 09/08/22 08:50pm Mister Speaker I grieve by giving melts a nice little 6er. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.
PROBATION 07/07/22 05:01am Mister Speaker While I agree with the anti-transphobe sentiment, threatening sexual assault is not a good approach. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

git apologist posted:

all canadians are punchable

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

givepatajob posted:

Mister Speaker posted:

This is literally the 'punchable faces' thread, dawg. Also, who among us.

XYZAB posted:

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

there's a distinction between 'lol look at this dumb face' and your well-thought out paragraphs of text wherein you metocuously analyse and describe the faces and why they need to be punched - crossreferenced this with your rap sheet and yikes dude

Poohs Packin posted:

Looks like some sort of northern european politician.