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Funkstar Deluxe: May 7, 2007; 「☆☆☆」

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# ? Apr 30, 2014 10:38

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

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Carrie fat

# ? Apr 30, 2014 10:43

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

hope this doesn't interfere with the next jjtrek

# ? Apr 30, 2014 10:48

Chupe Raho Aurat: Jun 22, 2011; by Lowtax

So is this the start of the "Dribbles of information, utterly unavoidable if you don't live in a cave, until we know every single detail of the movies, so bad you feel like its a rerun the moment its released" avalanche that ruins everything these days?

# ? Apr 30, 2014 11:02

something9999: Oct 7, 2013

I can't wait to pirate this movie!

# ? Apr 30, 2014 11:49

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

hope this doesn't interfere with the next jjtrek

this will be a crossover movie. kirk is going to gently caress a CG young leia clone

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:01

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

friends watch porn posted:

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Why does Peter Mayhew even need a screenplay. All he has to do is stand next to Harrison Ford and make wookie noises.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:06

Antifreeze Head: Jun 6, 2005; It begins; Pillbug

Mach5 posted:

If Max Von Sydow's in this, I want to see a straight-up remake of 'Strange Brew' with R2-D2 and C-3PO filling in for Bob and Doug McKenzie. Only it's in space. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME HOLLYWOOD

He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:17

jarjarbinksfan621: Mar 4, 2012

Bung Harmer posted:

Why does Peter Mayhew even need a screenplay. All he has to do is stand next to Harrison Ford and make wookie noises.

prolly just using the paper to get autographs from real stars for his kid.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:18

brylcreem: Oct 29, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

who cares

this, but not poo poo posting-wise.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:19

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

'gentlemen, we're making a new star wars film but the prequels were a disaster and we want to maximise profits'

'cast the old actors and a bunch of no names that no one has ever heard of so we can pay them sweet gently caress all'

# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:44

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Milky Moor posted:

'gentlemen, we're making a new star wars film but the prequels were a disaster and we want to maximise profits'

'cast the old actors and a bunch of no names that no one has ever heard of so we can pay them sweet gently caress all'

worked the first time

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:07

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

^^truth^^

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:26

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

shoot jj abrams and bryan burk into the sun

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:29

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Once they bring in Christopher Nolan to punch up a scene implying that the light side of the Force may not be so good after all, all you naysayers will fall over yourselves to call it the most inventive work of scifi ever created.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:33

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

exquisite tea posted:

Once they bring in Christopher Nolan to punch up a scene implying that the light side of the Force may not be so good after all, all you naysayers will fall over yourselves to call it the most inventive work of scifi ever created.

the CD star wars thread has been saying this for the past elventy billion posts

they unironically think the prequels are masterpieces because of it

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:03

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

demonachizer posted:

Carrie fat

they're gonna make her lose it

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:09

Cyber Dog: Feb 22, 2008

adam driver looks like a sith and the other guy looks like commander shepherd cover art so clearly adam driver will b a goofy sidekick who turns to the dark side or some poo poo

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:10

Cyber Dog: Feb 22, 2008

the black dude is mace window's descendant and he's gonna play a boring white dude with the force

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:11

Baller Time: Apr 22, 2014; by Azathoth

One of the subplots will involve Luke Skywalker hiding in a closet while using the force on Han Solo's impotent dick, in order to get the now bitter and sex starved Leia on board for new adventure.
What I'm saying is that you better get ready for a few years of jokes about the old age of these people.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:16

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Any new Star Wars movie not directed by David Lynch is a waste of time.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:19

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I'll camp out for move tickets

lol

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:22

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chupe Raho Aurat posted:

So is this the start of the "Dribbles of information, utterly unavoidable if you don't live in a cave, until we know every single detail of the movies, so bad you feel like its a rerun the moment its released" avalanche that ruins everything these days?

i dont know are you a big enough baby that you care about spoilers for the 2014 star wars movie

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:24

Magnitogorsk.: Nov 14, 2004; Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.

harrison has monster pit stains

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:25

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

apparently harrison ford is a huge stoner i hope he works that into han solo's character as well

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:26

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND: Jan 21, 2008

Han Shot.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:29

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

han and leia became the cool parents that get stoned and gently caress all the time, han will probably smoke with you on the porch if it's a good day on kashyyk, and let you have a house party in the basement with everyone from the jedi academy, while luke disapproves

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:35

CubanMissile: Apr 22, 2003; Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Just don't go overboard with the green screen and retcon midichlorians. That's all I really want.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:43

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

"oh yeah I gotta study my lines I really want to get into this Chewbacca role"

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:09

Stormfang1502: Jan 26, 2003; The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

First Bass posted:

han and leia became the cool parents that get stoned and gently caress all the time, han will probably smoke with you on the porch if it's a good day on kashyyk, and let you have a house party in the basement with everyone from the jedi academy, while luke disapproves

Kushyyk

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:27

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Stormfang1502 posted:

Kushyyk

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:29

BubbleGoose: Oct 15, 2007; There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

Milky Moor posted:

'gentlemen, we're making a new star wars film but the prequels were a disaster and we want to maximise profits'

'cast the old actors and a bunch of no names that no one has ever heard of so we can pay them sweet gently caress all'

Thank god they're going with lesser known actors. I don't need to see Scarlett Johansen or Chris Evans for the 1000th time.

Copley Depot posted:

"oh yeah I gotta study my lines I really want to get into this Chewbacca role"

They should get the guy who plays Hodor.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:29

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Stormfang1502 posted:

Kushyyk

dayglowbong

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:30

BOAT SHOWBOAT: Oct 11, 2007; who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

if this movie is good, the murder rate will go up. having a poo poo to complain about on the internet is the only thing that let's the nerds get their frustrations out

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:32

Wipfmetz: Oct 12, 2007; Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Copley Depot posted:

"oh yeah I gotta study my lines I really want to get into this Chewbacca role"

There might be some nerds having a full-scale-dictionary, full of translations for "uuuahhg" and "ugh". You don't want to disappoint them.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:34

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

happyhippy posted:

Having watched a couple episodes of Girls, I would honestly prefer they have a musical number featuring geriatric Jar-Jar over spending another second of my life seeing this guys face.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:36

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:48

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

i'm cautiously optimistic that star wars 7 will be good. i know that i shouldn't be optimistic at all after the prequels, but on the other hand, it cannot possibly be worse than them.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:49

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Cannot Find Server posted:

i'm cautiously optimistic that star wars 7 will be good. i know that i shouldn't be optimistic at all after the prequels, but on the other hand, it cannot possibly be worse than them.

this was prob lucas's plan all along

# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:08

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unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Stormfang1502 posted:

Kushyyk

# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:11

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