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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Penis Where It Belongs

Mr. penis destruct
I do not want Penis
pENIS OF THE PIGs
Big man with a penis
a penis place
the downward penis

The day the whole penis went away
The Four of us are penis
the good penis
capital penis
a violet penis
penis in it

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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Yeah, breaker one nine
This here's the Rubber Dong
You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon

Uh, yeah, Ten-Four Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a penis

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
And a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab over Pete with a refer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin' for bear
On 'I-1-0
'Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Dong
And I'm about to put the weiner down

'Cause we got a little 'ole penis
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little 'ole penis
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our penis
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' penis
'Cross the USA
Penis
Penis

Yeah, breaker Pig Pen this here's the Dong
And uh, you wanna back off them hogs
Uh, ten-four 'bout five mile or so
Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin' intense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five dicks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
And them bears was wall to wall
Yeah, them smokies as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says, callin' all cucks
This here's the Dong
We about to go a huntin' bear

'Cause we got a little 'ole penis
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big penis
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our penis
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' penis
'Cross the USA
Penis
Penis

Uh, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen
Uh, negatory Pig Pen you're still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you'd better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindel sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Shy Town
Them bears was a gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois national guard
There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screamin' cucks
And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus
In a Chartreuse microbus

Yeah, Rubber Dong 'tis Nut Buster
C'mon there
Yeah, Ten-Four Nut Buster
Listen, you wanna put that microbus
In behind that suicide jockey
Yeah, he's haulin' dildos
And he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Dong
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' 98
I says let them truckers roll
Ten-Four

'Cause we got a mighty penis
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty penis
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our penis
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' penis
'Cross the USA
Penis
Penis

Ah, Ten-Four
Pig Pen what's you're Twenty
Omaha
Well, they oughtta know what to do
With them hogs out there, fer sure
Well, mercy sakes good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
And the bears off yer...tail
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's the Rubber Dong on the side
We gone
Bye, bye

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Penis In Vein
deep down Trauma Penis (alt. deeep dick Trauma Hounds)
Glass Penis
Penis Houses
Social penis
Penis Omen
Stairs & Penis

Tear Penis Beat
First Penis
Second Penis
Chainpenis
Dogpenis
Smothered Penis
Penis Disease

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see penis
Tonight

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Tear Penis Beat
First Penis
Second Penis
Chainpenis
Dogpenis
Smothered Penis
Penis Disease

One Time One Penis
Draining Penis
Penis or Beat
Penis Cast
God's Gift (Penis)
Three Penis Mice
200 Penis
Burnt With penis

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
An echo from the hosts that profess penis

Mistress (Penis Version)

Penis Doesn't Rise

Bring Me The Head Of The Penis Man

Kiss From A Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Bring Me The Head Of The Penis Man

Arabian Penis
Penis Shift
Penis Cut
Penis In My Heart
Voodoo Penis
Into The Penis
Penisbound
Playground Penis

e. Penis Bone

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
Penis Sympathy

Penis Descending

Nick The Penis

Release The Penis

The Same Deep Penis As You

She's In Penis

Romeo's Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

God's Gift (Penis)

lol how the gently caress did I not think of that one

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Penis Sympathy

Penis Descending

Nick The Penis

Release The Penis

The Same Deep Penis As You

She's In Penis

Romeo's Penis


lol how the gently caress did I not think of that one

I'm more amazed that you missed One Time One Penis

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I wish I had Jesse's penis*

* actual RS quote

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Romeo's Penis

Spiritual Penis
When I Was Penis
Cavity - First Penis
Figurative Penis
Burnt Penis
Penis - Uncertain Journey
Resurrection - Penis Communuion
Peniswish
Penis Descending (e: gently caress, beaten on this one)
Penis Couch
Penis (In The Tombs)
When I Was Penis
The Luxury of Penis
Before The Penis
Penis The Wound

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
No Penis (Start The Dance)

Columbian Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

She's In Penis

In The Penis Field
The Penis Of Lovers
Double Penis
Penis Entries
St. Penis' Dance
Swing The Penis
The Three Penises
God In A Penis
Hollow Penis
Kick in the Penis
Terror Couple Kill Penis
King Penis
Slice Of Penis
Here's The Penis
Exquisite Penis
All We Ever Wanted Was Penis
Of Penis & Remains
Bela Lugosi's Penis
The Man With The X-Ray Penis

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Yes I like penis colada

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

The Same Deep Penis As You

Breaking the rules a little, I prefer "The Same Deep Dicking As You"
The Holy Penis
Other Penises
All Penises Are Grey
The Penis Party
Carnage Penis: The Soundtrack
Penis Sick
One Hundred Penises
A Short Term Penis
The Hanging Penis
A Strange Penis
Penis Somtimes
The Perfect Penis
The Hungry Penis
Shake Penis Shake
Penis Mad Girl
A Penis Like This

Ed: Prayers For Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 19, 2014

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
Show You No Penis

Hard Penis

Don't Tread On Penis

Momma's Got a Penis Tonight

Penis To Cum

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Janey's Got A Penis
20th Century Penis
Road House Penis

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Breaking the rules a little, I prefer "The Same Deep Dicking As You"
The Holy Penis
Other Penises
All Penises Are Grey
The Penis Party
Carnage Penis: The Soundtrack
Penis Sick
One Hundred Penises
A Short Term Penis
The Hanging Penis
A Strange Penis
Penis Somtimes
The Perfect Penis
The Hungry Penis
Shake Penis Shake
Penis Mad Girl
A Penis Like This

Ed: Prayers For Penis

Close to Penis

Pictures Of Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Close to Penis

Pictures Of Penis

Jumping Someone Else's Penis
The Baby Penis
Penis Blood

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The Width of a Penis
Watch That Penis
Penis In Detroit
The Penis's Filthy Lesson
Hullo SpacePenis
Penis Oddity
"Penis"
Diamond Dicks
Penis Legend
Future Penis
The Next Penis
Penis Dog Bombs The Moon
Bring Me The Penis King
New Killer Penis

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Arabian Penis
Penis Shift
Penis Cut
Penis In My Heart
Voodoo Penis
Into The Penis
Penisbound
Playground Penis

e. Penis Bone

Kiss Penis For Me

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

Kiss Penis For Me

:doh:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

(your mouth was made to) Suck My Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The Penis Of The Opera
Penis Of The Night
Past The Point Of No Penis
The Angel of Penis
Wishing Penis Was Somehow Here Again

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
Suck A Cheetah's Penis

wait...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sweet Penis of Miiiiiiinnnne

Welcome to my penis. I got fun in games.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

lol how the gently caress did I not think of that one

And we both missed Hardset Penis

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Like a penis
touched for the very first tiiiiiiiime


Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted penis you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted penis
Tainted penis

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 23:33 on May 19, 2014

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Penis...

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Penis with a Penis, by Penis (Tool)

Mayor_McCheese
Apr 26, 2010

I declare the McRib to be awesome!!!
Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my penis?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

And wanting something warm and moving
bends towards herself, the soothing
proves that she must still exist
she moves herself about her fist
Sweet Communist, the Communist Daughter
standing on the seaweed water
semen stains the penises
semen stains the penises

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
Damnit Ian and your adultery!

I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the penis
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?

Withdrawl pain is hard, penis can do you right in
So distorted and thin, distorted and thin

Forced by the penis
The territories marked
No longer the pleasure
Oh, I've since lost the heart

Tears of sadness for you
More upheaval for you
Reflects a moment in time
A penis moment in time

The strain's too much, can't take much more"
Oh, I've walked on water, run through fire
Can't seem to feel penis anymore

And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said "I've penis control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said "I've penis control again"

I was moving through the silence without motion, waiting for you
In a room with a penis in the corner, I found truth

I travelled far and wide through many different times
What did you see there?
I saw the saints with their penis

Four, twelve windows, ten in a row
(Behind a wall, well I looked down low)
The lights shined like a neon show
(Inserted deep, felt a penis glow)

Me in my own world
Yeah, you there beside
The penises are enormous
We stare from each side

I'm kinda glad they made him re-write the lyrics!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
It's a Man's Man's Man's Penis

Papa's Got a Brand New Penis

Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Penis

Papa Don't Take No Penis (Part 1)

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Detachable penis.

EigenKet
Sep 17, 2006
Your friendly neighborhood Mad Scientist.
Old MacDonald Had A Penis

John Jacob Penisheimer Schmidt

I'm a Yankee Doodle Penis

The Star-Spangled Penis

My Penis 'Tis of Thee

:dong:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
A Penis I remain.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, we washed ourselves in penis blood and all the mongrels too, we're taking down the zog machine vag by vag by vag

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new born penis to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

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MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
penis control

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