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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:Hunter is a name for a dog I don't want kids but when I get a dog I'm naming him Bowzer.
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Idiot Kicker posted:If I'd been a girl I would have been Allison and that is a nice name troon spotted
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If I was a girl I would have a badass name so everyone would know I'm a bad bitch who you shouldn't gently caress with.
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s1ckly dW33b posted:If I was a girl I would have a badass name so everyone would know I'm a bad bitch who you shouldn't gently caress with. I feel like any girl named Ruth could probably beat the poo poo out of me.
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MondayHotDog posted:I feel like any girl named Ruth could probably beat the poo poo out of me. Ruth is a good one. When I hear Ruth I think of maybe a rough and tumble softball player or a biker.
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 Ask me about getting beat up by a gang of softball-playing biker girls
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OP's name is Hayden 
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s1ckly dW33b posted:
d-did u get a b-boner
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LostInThread posted:OP's name is Hayden Horses don't want you to know about this but a hayden is actually like an opium den for horses.
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Ilikedirt posted:im fuckin naming my kid satan, hell yeah
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Jun 1, 2014 08:12
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Any name that rhymes with a female body part is a good one.
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Jun 1, 2014 08:13
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Butthead posted:Any name that rhymes with a female body part is a good one. brb changing my name to Mulva
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Jun 1, 2014 08:14
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Other good names, specifically in this order: Michael, Scottie, Dennis, Toni, Ron, and Luc. Phil works once you have grey hair.
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Jun 1, 2014 08:19
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Say what you want about the idiots naming their kids "Aiden", at least they're better than this guy.
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Jun 1, 2014 08:29
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One of my friends named their kid Kaelyn. Makes me cringe everytime I hear it.
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There's a trend of giving kids "kira-kira" names in Japan, where parents just basically make poo poo up. Normal Japanese names have normal name readings attached to their Chinese characters, so a typical girl's name is like 花子, Hanako. Kira-kira names tend to drop normal readings, so it is impossible to read these names properly unless you're told otherwise. The worst offenders are people who take normal Japanese words and make their kid's name the mangled Engrish pronunciation, like 火星, or Maazu; the planet Mars. The actual Japanese word for Mars has a completely different pronunciation. So have fun telling everyone you meet for your entire life just how to read your name I guess. Oh, and good luck with bullies in school. F Stop Fitzgerald posted:i dread the day that weeaboos start having kids in large numbers Sashimi fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jun 1, 2014 |
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Jun 1, 2014 12:20
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Up here in New England it's fun to go to old cemeteries and look at the names. It's like reading the Old Testament. Ezekiel. Hannah. Jedediah. Ham. Sarah. Mordecai. Bring back the OT.
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Jun 1, 2014 12:57
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I will name my future kid doobie in honor of frog dog... R.i.p
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Jun 1, 2014 13:10
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I have nephews named Aiden and Elijiah but the worst is a niece named Harley Quinn. One of my sisters is a big Batman fan 
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Butthead posted:Other good names, specifically in this order: Michael, Scottie, Dennis, Toni, Ron, and Luc. Phil works once you have grey hair. I too will name all of my kids (males and females) after the 1996 Chicago Bulls.
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:i dread the day that weeaboos start having kids in large numbers I knew a white Sakura
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redshirt posted:Up here in New England it's fun to go to old cemeteries and look at the names. It's like reading the Old Testament. Ezekiel. Hannah. Jedediah. Ham. Sarah. Mordecai. One of my old primary school friends grew up to be a raging baptist. She's expecting her seventh child they all have veryvery new englandy names, despite not even being American. Zoe, Ruby, Elijah, Levi, Joel and Jacob.
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I had to laugh when Lucas announced the Star Wars EU was null and void since my nephew-in-law is named Jacen, i.e. Jason but spelled the way it is in some Star Wars novel.
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October Revolution posted:I have nephews named Aiden and Elijiah but the worst is a niece named Harley Quinn. One of my sisters is a big Batman fan kevin smiths kidnis named dis
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Jun 2, 2014 20:39
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If I had a daughter, I would name her Escherichia or Lalia. if I have a son, he will be called Rum.
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Spider Helidon posted:If I had a daughter, I would name her Escherichia or Lalia. if I have a son, he will be called Rum. Escher would be a cool shortening of that. Cooler than braelynn or typhynni anyway.
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all my family names are like August, and Ruth, and Harold and looking some of these up apparently August is on a srs upward trend right now germanic is the new cool
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Jun 2, 2014 21:10
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name your kid Dick
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:Hunter is a name for a dog I named my dog Cooper.
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Jun 2, 2014 21:14
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I know someone who named her daughter Kamryn.
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Count Freebasie posted:Also saw a kid named "Loaghynn." the worst is people using faux-gaelic spellings of normal names to try and appear not lower class
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Jun 2, 2014 21:38
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I dated a girl named Aidan in college. She was nuts but also a hot redhead, so
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Daveski posted:I dated a girl named Aidan in college. She was nuts but also a hot redhead, so you just needed to say 'redhead'
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some friends of mine named their first-born son "Riker." they are not Trek fans.
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Mr. Mallory posted:brayden, jaiden, aiden, kaiden. they want to ensure that their boy will have a smooth transition into transgenderdom when they reach puberty
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I give girls names to the computers I've built. First one was Roxanne, then Desirae, then Siobhan. Current rig is named Mikaela.
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I have a nephew named Sebastian. He'll either be an investment banker or a meth head. Or maybe both.
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the answer to the question posed by the OP can be answered in two words: basic bitches
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MondayHotDog posted:I give girls names to the computers I've built. First one was Roxanne, then Desirae, then Siobhan. Current rig is named Mikaela. buttcrackmenace posted:some friends of mine named their first-born son "Riker."
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naming my kids after months and not the ones they were born in either
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