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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

poopzilla posted:

Krauthammer is a real awesome name though

for real though he seems pretty innocuous in comparison to some of the other :foxnews: talent...but he's certainly the most diabolical looking of them all IMO unless im forgetting someone. Most of the men on air are either the smug looking douchebag type like Hannity or just dweeby corporate shills like Cavuto or Baier. They would never put someone that looks like Rupert Murdoch for instance in front of the camera...though it would be great to see them try


:moreevil:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jun 5, 2014

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fog Tripper posted:

OK this is odd. Accusing someone of being an actual viewer. Is that to say everyone criticizing fox have not viewed fox news and are just parroting like the average bad poster?
Would explain a lot.



:)

Gawking at an accident is not the same as cannibalism.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Wayside Bazaar posted:

for real though he seems pretty innocuous in comparison to some of the other :foxnews: talent...but he's certainly the most diabolical looking of them all. Most of the men on air are either the smug douchebags like Hannity or dweeby corporate shills like Cavuto. They would never put someone that looks like Rupert Murdoch for instance in front of the camera.



krauthammer is a major dbag but he came up when outright psychosis was a bad thing in political commentators so he doesn't come off as poorly

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
As a member of the media let me just say that we know we're making the world a terrible place and we do it because it pleases our dark god.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Wayside Bazaar posted:

for real though he seems pretty innocuous in comparison to some of the other :foxnews: talent...but he's certainly the most diabolical looking of them all IMO unless im forgetting someone. Most of the men on air are either the smug looking douchebag type like Hannity or just dweeby corporate shills like Cavuto or Baier. They would never put someone that looks like Rupert Murdoch for instance in front of the camera...though it would be great to see them try


:moreevil:

dick cheney is on that bitch on the reg and that nigga look like a sith lord

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

Medium Cool posted:

gently caress you!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Fog Tripper posted:

As consistant as the slew of lol :foxnews: SA posters circlejerking in the threads. Should I be more flakey perhaps?

Nah y'know what? Nice to be reminded that all the other cable news guys suck too I guess. We just differ on how much we think they suck relative to one another.

Now there's no question that watching TV news makes you dumber, but they just don't all sink to the level of "Propaganda Outhouse" like Fox does. I mean dang.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
if nobody in this thread can admit that bill oreilly sometimes has a point then SA reall is just a bastion of liberalism....

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Hesh Ballantine posted:

if nobody in this thread can admit that bill oreilly sometimes has a point then SA reall is just a bastion of liberalism....

isn't bill orelly that guy who is always wrong all the time???

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Grimace posted:

isn't bill orelly that guy who is always wrong all the time???

Yep. He's never had a single correct point.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hesh Ballantine posted:

if nobody in this thread can admit that bill oreilly sometimes has a point then SA reall is just a bastion of liberalism....

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Ilikedirt posted:

dick cheney is on that bitch on the reg and that nigga look like a sith lord

Yeah I know he's the :foxnews: go to guy for afghan/iraq/national security/:patriot: jingo bluster but i never really considered him on their staff. He's definitely always had a very dark aura about him but not as much as he used to since getting the new ticker. I remember him looking like he was in his late 70s at the tail end of Bush II (and like a cross between Jeffrey Lebowski and Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life) and especially during :obama:'s first inauguration...but he looks 10 years younger today and he's definitely lost a punch of pounds.

I actually used to work alongside one of his freshman year roommates from Yale a couple years back IRL (who also happened to be the son of the Massachusetts Governor at the time when they were in school together) who confirmed that he basically just scammed, fast talked, and manipulated his way through classes there until he dropped out (:wow: big surprise)...but mentioned that he seemed to develop a lust for power after they hung out during summer break at the Governor's summer mansion in Cape Cod and was around his father/family/gov. officials/Kennedys and witnessed all the perks and status of holding office and was quite obviously enamored by it all.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Fog Tripper posted:

As consistant as the slew of lol :foxnews: SA posters circlejerking in the threads. Should I be more flakey perhaps?
yes it's just a bunch of libtards jerking each other off and not at all indicative of how normal people realize how hilariously biased and corrupting Fox News is

no one else has realized this, it's just the lol :foxnews: SA posters

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Hesh Ballantine posted:

if nobody in this thread can admit that bill oreilly sometimes has a point then SA reall is just a bastion of liberalism....

He had some good points in that drunken phone call he made. Bitch really was hot, I'd want to do all those things to her too. Good points Bill!

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
are we doing it live?!?!? gently caress it, we're doing it live!

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Wayside Bazaar posted:

They would never put someone that looks like Rupert Murdoch for instance in front of the camera...though it would be great to see them try
rupert murdoch's appearance on camera will come when one of his trusted lieutenants fails him for the last time and he decides to execute them with an oversized soviet pistol on a special live broadcast to send an example to the rest of his staff


Hazo posted:

yes it's just a bunch of libtards jerking each other off and not at all indicative of how normal people realize how hilariously biased and corrupting Fox News is
"normal people" depends on your surroundings so that's normal to fog tripper. though fog tripper has some basic difficulties in understanding that the whole of society beyond his state isn't like the state he lives in.

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jun 5, 2014

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
Is there video of Lowtax on there yet? I want to see this even more than I wanted to see him boxing with Uwe Boll.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

what porno is this?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Rodatose posted:

rupert murdoch's appearance on camera will come when one of his trusted lieutenants fails him for the last time and he decides to execute them with an oversized soviet pistol on a special live broadcast to send an example to the rest of his staff

"normal people" depends on your surroundings. that's normal to fog tripper, though fog tripper has some basic difficulties in understanding that the whole internet or country isn't like the state where he lives.

Well i'd say he probably could have executed Karl Rove on live tv during election night 2012 from bringing humiliation and shame to News Corporation and simply wiped his hands clean of the matter legally with a couple phone calls/hacks...but he seems pretty behind the scenes when it comes to :foxnews: - Roger Ailes is obviously the captain of that ship and i doubt execution with a firearm during a live news broadcast would be his style (in fact I really don't know what he would do to you...aside maybe personally stalk you, buy everything for sale within a 5mi radius of you and yours no matter where you are, attempt to convince the whole world that you are the antichrist, and hope that you eventually destroy yourself in the most dramatic way possible - yeah prob that)

Rupert would definitely be packing a Walther PP or a Ruger...or maybe something that looks like the Ouromov gun from N64 GoldenEye (but def not a gun of Soviet design - he only rides in Range Rovers ffs).







http://nymag.com/news/features/roger-ailes-loudest-voice-in-the-room/

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jun 5, 2014

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

thats like Downton Abbey compared to any given weeknight on the cable news stations between 7pm and 12am in 2k14.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
buckley is maybe the only dude who can sound refined while calling someone a queer and threatening to punch them in the face

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

gore vidal did have a punchable face tho

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Wayside Bazaar posted:

for real though he seems pretty innocuous in comparison to some of the other :foxnews: talent...but he's certainly the most diabolical looking of them all IMO unless im forgetting someone. Most of the men on air are either the smug looking douchebag type like Hannity or just dweeby corporate shills like Cavuto or Baier. They would never put someone that looks like Rupert Murdoch for instance in front of the camera...though it would be great to see them try


:moreevil:
this guy doesn't even control fox anymore. roger ailes rules the channel with an iron fist. he's so crazy rupert murdoch is scared of him.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
All cable news outlets are part of nationwide conspiracy to divide the country so things get lovely and they get ratings.

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
Roger Ailes is a literal Nazi, and I will gladly go to prison if I ever get the chance to murder his crazy, paranoid rear end.

Kombotron posted:

gore vidal did have a punchable face tho

Gore Vidal was a great American. William Buckley was a racist.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

HalPhilipWalker posted:

Roger Ailes is a literal Nazi, and I will gladly go to prison if I ever get the chance to murder his crazy, paranoid rear end.

:drat:


"You have no loving idea what you’ve done! You have no idea what you’re up against. If you want a war, you’ll have a battle, but it won’t be a long battle. Don’t be naive about these things. I will destroy your life.”
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:foxnews:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jun 5, 2014

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

HalPhilipWalker posted:

Roger Ailes is a literal Nazi, and I will gladly go to prison if I ever get the chance to murder his crazy, paranoid rear end.


Gore Vidal was a great American. William Buckley was a racist.

a great american with a punchable face also an isolationist

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Lazerbeam posted:

hahaha what does this even mean? "Poor people just aren't poor enough?"

obviously WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS AMIRITE

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Fog Tripper posted:

Well, your country is worse and consists of pedos and rapists.

do you have any idea where im from or did you just throw out a random gently caress your country insult out there

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

babypolis posted:

do you have any idea where im from or did you just throw out a random gently caress your country insult out there

I have no idea where you are from because a) you didnt say and b) I am not about to dig through your bad posting history to find out. You seem like one of the SA tards that insult the us without mentioning where you are from yourself. c) gently caress off, pedo rapist.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

a metaphor for americas immigration policy (one of bills strongest talking points)

we have to build a wall and guard the borders or we'll all have illegal mexican vomit on our fists

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hesh Ballantine posted:

a metaphor for americas immigration policy (one of bills strongest talking points)

we have to build a wall and guard the borders or we'll all have illegal mexican vomit on our fists

Yeah, what part of "illegal" don't you understand, brundlefly?? CLOSE THE TRANSPORTERS!

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Fog Tripper posted:

I have no idea where you are from because a) you didnt say and b) I am not about to dig through your bad posting history to find out. You seem like one of the SA tards that insult the us without mentioning where you are from yourself. c) gently caress off, pedo rapist.

Settle petal.

That's not how you spell oligarch.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
to be fair to a fat white conservative murkian it wouldn't matter what country you're from unless it was israel and then only if you're an israeli jew

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I'm actually a sixty something year old white male on medicare and social security and I watch fox news. The second my wife walks out of the room I whip it out and imagine my liver spotted hands on whatever blonde happens to be complaining about the white house friend of the family at the moment.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
Dear Fox News, here is a short list of things most people don't give a poo poo about: Obama, Obamacare, Benghazi, Hillary

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

Ivor Biggun posted:

Settle petal.

That's not how you spell oligarch.

You can't put (C)unt on tv

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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
3 of those things annoy me but for completely different reasons than their viewers.

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