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Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

neogeo0823 posted:

What's your CN info?

Here's a link to my nation, if that's what you mean.

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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

neogeo0823 posted:

What's your CN info?

I haven't been waiting very long but, if somebody's going through and approving people, here's my info and I've applied on the forums under my SA name.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=557782

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Well, while I don't actually have anything to do with masking and verification, I did go and send a PM to the people who do have something to do with that. Now to wait for them to reply, and we'll see what needs to be done from there.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Okay I think I figured this poo poo out...the part of the forums to apply for membership weren't showing up for me before and now they are, so I filled out the application. Durr durr

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer
You guys should have access to the forums. Head here and read this http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=2695.0.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

I do now and I am in training.

Do I get my dongs now or after training?

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer

life is killing me posted:

I do now and I am in training.

Do I get my dongs now or after training?
Sign up to ASN and you'll get some dongs.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Romeo Charlie posted:

Sign up to ASN and you'll get some dongs.

Done.

Also like a dumb pubbie might do I loving indicated the wrong trade resources when I first applied. How do I get that changed? Does it affect trade circles?

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

life is killing me posted:

Done.

Also like a dumb pubbie might do I loving indicated the wrong trade resources when I first applied. How do I get that changed? Does it affect trade circles?

It definitely does effect trade circles, in that if you don't have the resources the circle needs, you're somewhere between completely useless and effectively hampering their progress. Don't worry though, since you can change your resources once per month to whatever you want. You might even be able to change now, I'm not sure. Go to your Edit My Nation link and see if you can change your national resources. It'll either let you or give you the next date that you can. Either way, don't edit your resources until you get assigned to a trade circle and they tell you what resources you should have.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

neogeo0823 posted:

It definitely does effect trade circles, in that if you don't have the resources the circle needs, you're somewhere between completely useless and effectively hampering their progress. Don't worry though, since you can change your resources once per month to whatever you want. You might even be able to change now, I'm not sure. Go to your Edit My Nation link and see if you can change your national resources. It'll either let you or give you the next date that you can. Either way, don't edit your resources until you get assigned to a trade circle and they tell you what resources you should have.

Well it doesn't say I can't change them, but I still need to get accepted into a trade circle first.

e: Thanks Romeo Charlie for approval into the alliance

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I wish to join the alliance of Goons, as I am the nation of Goonlandia, head by Fat GOON, who could really use a 40oz.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

Prallax Litovsk posted:

I guess I don't qualify :smith:

"join the darkside!!! we have cookies!!!!!@111 xDDDDDD" - nso

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

are there any neutral shoving members still floating about?

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

There's Umar, Chimp, Lamuella, and uh I guess Sardonic? I don't know who all is left from Neutral Shoving but we still have a few of the old, bitterest vets.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Hajj Podge posted:

There's Umar, Chimp, Lamuella, and uh I guess Sardonic? I don't know who all is left from Neutral Shoving but we still have a few of the old, bitterest vets.

Don't forget Darksol!

Also admin sure has been adding a lot of new stuff lately.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

A new wonder called the EMP Weaponization or whatever has been added that allows you to pick one of three targets that your nukes will inflict more damage on at the expense of the other two - tech, infrastructure or land. This is a long overdue wonder, tbh.

Sykic
Feb 9, 2004

Resist! Humanity demands it! Resist!

Hajj Podge posted:

There's Umar, Chimp, Lamuella, and uh I guess Sardonic? I don't know who all is left from Neutral Shoving but we still have a few of the old, bitterest vets.

I named the drat thing and I'm still around.

No, I don't know why either.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Hajj Podge posted:

A new wonder called the EMP Weaponization or whatever has been added that allows you to pick one of three targets that your nukes will inflict more damage on at the expense of the other two - tech, infrastructure or land. This is a long overdue wonder, tbh.

Yeah, and it came out 4 days after I bought my latest wonder. loving devs. :argh:

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I registered at both the game and cngoons, nation is Ingland, I'm MrsDoubtfire, and the nation id is 558536, do you guys need anything else, whats the next step

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer
Read this thread first http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=2695.0 to get your training thread started.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
This looks like as good a way to waste time as any. I've submitted my application on CNgoons and requested to join the GOONS alliance, both with the same username as here. Nation is Tyrinaria, ID is 558575.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Romeo Charlie posted:

You guys should have access to the forums. Head here and read this http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=2695.0.

Thanks. I've been pretty busy but I'm starting Goon Camp now. Is it ok if I buy a little tech before I get my dongs?

Jbz
Jun 6, 2011

Signed up for this poo poo game, spent all my funbux on banks and now I wait to tax these voodoo worshiping fucks?

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Signed up, planned on playing, then realized my life was gonna get super busy in the next few days. Whoops.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

GreyPowerVan posted:

Signed up, planned on playing, then realized my life was gonna get super busy in the next few days. Whoops.

Hey, how lucky for you that the game requires only 5 minutes of your time per day! When you're not warring for tech and tears, all your daily activities can be finished in less than 20 clicks of the mouse. If you are warring, a quick 10 minute time investment can get you everything you need to have done for the day. You don't have to spend hours and hours grinding away to advance yourself, which is part of the beauty of the game!

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I was Chickenzilla. I was bad at this game.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Much like my posting.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Does GOONs allow for non-SA members to join with referrals? I have a friend who might be interested in joining us. I thought I'd wait until I get through training and understand how the game works a little better so that I could hold his hand through the initial stages.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

tadashi posted:

Does GOONs allow for non-SA members to join with referrals? I have a friend who might be interested in joining us. I thought I'd wait until I get through training and understand how the game works a little better so that I could hold his hand through the initial stages.

Yeah we make some exceptions on pubbies joining. If they seem okay and are capable of finishing the gooncamp then they should be a shoe-in.

Comrade Milton
Jul 16, 2005
So, in horrifying news, Kevin, the admin, is paying a professional mobile app developer so that CN can come haunt you wherever you are. You will be able to login to a simple form and adjust several values in a spreadsheet from your phone.

Filecabinet
Aug 16, 2005
Non-Automatic Document Storage System
I lost my job, wife and house thanks to this brutally addictive and immersive game. :smith:

Criminally stylish
Dec 12, 2010

It's totally fine if you want to ride my disco-stick.

Filecabinet posted:

I lost my job, wife and house thanks to this brutally addictive and immersive game. :smith:

My cat died and I developed allergy-induced asthma while playing this game. Would recommend it to other goons - very fun to play when there is a war.

Mormon Mother
Jan 23, 2008
Self diagnosed!
People have eaten dog & cat food over this game. My surprisingly small time investment has been worth it to witness that alone. Goddamn.

Seamonster
Apr 30, 2007

IMMER SIEGREICH
My fave IRL CN poo poo has got to be the legend of Biodad.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Seamonster posted:

My fave IRL CN poo poo has got to be the legend of Biodad.

What about moo cows stealing an identity and dying of tooth surgery complications or some poo poo?

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


RC Cola posted:

What about moo cows stealing an identity and dying of tooth surgery complications or some poo poo?

He didn't steal it. He made it all up. In truth he was a mid-60s transexual.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

The picture of himself he posted to the NPO boards and elsewhere was actually the picture of a gay porn star. He also embezzled money from student organizations and of course from Cybernations players. And of course the best part, for several months after Moo actually died NPO's top leadership would post on the OWF with intentional misspellings to give off the appearance Moo had actually been in a motorcycle accident and was recovering. Truth was, he had been in a motorcycle accident twenty years before and had died in the dentist's chair a few months before.

Baron of Bad News fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Aug 11, 2014

Comrade Milton
Jul 16, 2005
what kind of goober dies at the dentist? lame.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Due to the lovely nature of timezones there was a point where I would actually wake up at loving 5am, wreck some guy's poo poo and go back to bed.


E: Well, sort of. I was terrible at it.

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Vorenus
Jul 14, 2013

Seamonster posted:

My fave IRL CN poo poo has got to be the legend of Biodad.


Hajj Podge posted:

The picture of himself he posted to the NPO boards and elsewhere was actually the picture of a gay porn star. He also embezzled money from student organizations and of course from Cybernations players. And of course the best part, for several months after Moo actually died NPO's top leadership would post on the OWF with intentional misspellings to give off the appearance Moo had actually been in a motorcycle accident and was recovering. Truth was, he had been in a motorcycle accident twenty years before and had died in the dentist's chair a few months before.

Seriously you cannot post poo poo like this and not give every last detail.

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