FEDERAL KINGDOM OF BELGIUM VS US FIFA 2014 WORLD CUP ITT

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cruft posted:

Might stick around a little longer.

The BBC guys seem to think like I do, the USA is playing pretty wild and probably won't win.

I wonder what the ESPN commentators are saying, I feel like I learned a lot about strategy in halftime.

I'm sorry if I was harsh to old feld, there, but disrespecting a big, beautiful american rear end in an american flag bikini is goddamn treason and feld should be shot.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:09

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:13

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

ITT: byobbers are unusually attracted to obesity

edit: go USA, show them your american frites

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:12

A Time To Chill

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm sorry if I was harsh to old feld, there, but disrespecting a big, beautiful american rear end in an american flag bikini is goddamn treason and feld should be shot.

our rear end, right or wrong

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:12

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

feld posted:

ITT: byobbers are unusually attracted to obesity

lol if you think that level of thickness is obesity.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:14

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

byob is this sufficient

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

If you are not attracted to this rear end, then you do not deserve life. I'm sorry, I wish I could help, but I don't make the rules.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:16

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Awesome! posted:

lol if you think that level of thickness is obesity.

do you honestly think those thighs are muscle? that's 20 pounds of fat. each.

i must applaud her effort to take the elevator.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:16

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

feld posted:

do you honestly think those thighs are muscle? that's 20 pounds of fat. each.

i must applaud her effort to take the elevator.

do you only like toothpick legged women or body builders?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:17

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

feld posted:

byob is this sufficient

that is obesity and if you can't tell the difference I can't help you

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:18

A Time To Chill

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

If you are not attracted to this rear end, then you do not deserve life. I'm sorry, I wish I could help, but I don't make the rules.

there is no :agreed:

big enough

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:19

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Awesome! posted:

do you only like toothpick legged women or body builders?

i prefer my women to not die of heart disease or diabetes

edit: USA you're doing a poo poo job of defense

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:19

A Time To Chill

feld posted:

i prefer my women to not die of heart disease or diabetes

edit: USA you're doing a poo poo job of defense

i bet this girl is way too fat for you

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:22

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

A Time To Chill posted:

i bet this girl is way too fat for you

malnutrition is the opposite of sexy. that chick has a mental disorder.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:35

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

belgium like a dom with erectile disfunction

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:54

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if you all aren't watching this on Univision you're missing out tbh
espn seems like a bunch of old men playing shuffleboard in comparison

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:55

A Time To Chill

feld posted:

malnutrition is the opposite of sexy. that chick has a mental disorder.

much like urself heh :smug:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 22:56

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

A Time To Chill posted:

much like urself heh

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:02

cruft

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm sorry if I was harsh to old feld, there

Next time don't hold back so much, TIA.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:04

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*burns US jersey and puts on German one*
i mean who thought we would advance? amirite?

:cry:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:07

cruft

Reset Button posted:

*burns US jersey and puts on German one*
i mean who thought we would advance? amirite?

Nobody who understood things.

Bookies still have Belgi� winning 3-0.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:11

cruft

Whoops, there it went!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:12

cruft

Still pretty cool that the US got as far as they have, I don't think anybody expected it.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:13

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yeah I was hoping against hope since we've done so well this year
i mean it's p telling that American soccer fans r usually fans of other country's teams (myself included)

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:16

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

USA! USA!!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:19

bwatts

lol at writing games off like that. it's like you guys didn't follow the 11/12 premier league

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:20

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

Peanut and the Gang posted:

USA! USA!!

your av is spooky now it's like charlie got his head chopped off

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:20

bwatts

Reset Button posted:

yeah I was hoping against hope since we've done so well this year
i mean it's p telling that American soccer fans r usually fans of other country's teams (myself included)

this is far more telling of your culture than of the quality of the team.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:22

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Bureaus Watts posted:

this is far more telling of your culture than of the quality of the team.

not rly though? nobody really cares about soccer and the US is hardly small enough to facilitate going to matches for teams u actually like
i mean the connection between American violence and american thirst for blood is more of a connection than soccer saying something about our culture

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:27

Looke

Bureaus Watts posted:

lol at writing games off like that. it's like you guys didn't follow the 11/12 premier league

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:27

i am he

Reset Button posted:

not rly though? nobody really cares about soccer and the US is hardly small enough to facilitate going to matches for teams u actually like
i mean the connection between American violence and american thirst for blood is more of a connection than soccer saying something about our culture

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:27

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im too busy looking at the screen to type so that second paragraph makes no sense. i meant american football but w/e I'll probably gently caress up typing this correction

# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:28