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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Smoking Crow posted:

the whitest band is a ska band and I'm smh at the fact u guys don't recognize that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGvMmauDubA

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 657 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPK9z59yUc

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

does someone know why there are black juggalos? tia

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

guidoanselmi posted:

does someone know why there are black juggalos? tia

Fam-uh-lee, duhh.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

guidoanselmi posted:

does someone know why there are black juggalos? tia

because ICP are from Detroit, ancestral home of the blacks.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_-6YxJ_kZI

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
andrew bird. saw him live, in my experience bluegrass folk bands are the whitest.

had to listen to ghettotech until I felt right again

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QVNxQIEKeM

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

CruJones posted:

Dave Matthews Band. Despite having MULTIPLE poc members, is in fact, the whitest band in the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD9CrZODlNA

I think Hootie and the Blowfish is a strong contender as well. Here is an article relating to just that.

Mothership Accidentally Descends On Hootie Concert
NEWS • Entertainment • Music • ISSUE 31•04 • Feb 5, 1997

ROSEMONT, IL—Confusion and awkwardness resulted Monday when the P-Funk Mothership, outer-space chariot of Dr. Funkenstein and the Star Child, accidentally descended upon a sold-out Hootie and the Blowfish concert at the Rosemont Horizon arena in suburban Chicago.


The P-Funk Mothership lands behind Hootie and the Blowfish singer Darius Rucker at Chicago's Rosemont Horizon, an event he says threatened to "tear the roof off the structure."

"Thumpasaurus Peoples! You have summoned us through the Groove, and we have returned to refunkatize the planet!" said Dr. Funkenstein, the fur-bedecked, disco-booted Mothership Supreme Commander, moments before the popular South Carolina-based band was about to launch into the song "I Only Wanna Be With You."

Members of Hootie and the Blowfish, whose 1995 release Cracked Rear View sold over 14 million copies, were caught off guard by the arrival of the Mothership.

"The man who came out of the spaceship attempted to shoot me with something he called a 'Bop Gun,'" lead singer Darius Rucker told reporters. "Somehow I sensed it would be detrimental to my career as a singer."

Added a visibly distressed Rucker: "He also seemed to imply that if I let my mind go free, something would happen to my bottom."

Bandmate Dean Felber was equally disturbed by the appearance of the cosmic visitors. "Their mode of dress was, frankly, garish," Felber told reporters, "not at all like the muted, earth-tone flannels and oversized cable-knit sweaters appropriate for concert wear."

Sources speculate that an inadvertent hip shake by Rucker, who briefly lost his balance stumbling over a stray mandolin, may have accidentally summoned the Mothership.

It is also speculated that Rucker's powerful baritone voice may have exceeded Hootie and the Blowfish's normal safety standards for "bass," inadvertently summoning the intergalactic funk saucer.

Said band member Mark Bryan,"We had just finished a really super rendition of 'Let Her Cry' that sounded exactly like on the CD, when out of nowhere these strange men came down shouting about getting up and doing the backstroke, or something."

According to police, no serious damage was caused by the incident, but it did result in a 45-minute concert delay, causing many in attendance to go to bed later than they had wanted to.

"I had a 9 a.m. meeting the next day with a very important client," said concertgoer/stockbroker James Norridge, 42, who did not go to sleep until well after midnight. "I really needed to be at the top of my game."

Norridge's disappointment was typical of the 17,456 whites in attendance.

"I did not wish to get 'funked up,'" said Roger Kleist, 33. "If I did, I would have attended a Dave Matthews Band concert."

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Smoking Crow posted:

the whitest band is a ska band and I'm smh at the fact u guys don't recognize that

yes toots and the maytals incredibly white yes hmm

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 220 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeDE6kNSOo8

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
who are the blackest band, is it like Slave or Ohio Players or something?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Listened to that bell and sebastion, poo poo was disgusting. You whites should be ashamed of yourselves.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

LifeSizePotato posted:

nah, they were there at the beginning and stealing rock 'n' roll straight from black people.

benefiting from the labor of blacks with zero remuneration is the whitest act possible


plus they're the only band which makes every white person irrationally angry if you tell them you don't think they're the greatest thing ever



I'm Crap posted:

who are the blackest band, is it like Slave or Ohio Players or something?

maze featuring frankie beverly

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 220 days!)

I'm Crap posted:

who are the blackest band, is it like Slave or Ohio Players or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
I don't think the author of that blog post did his research

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJJTia0Jd8


edit: covers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3cJK0JSzqQ

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Hey guys

Maybe it's Bright Eyes

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
without a doubt its animal collective

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


MondayHotDog posted:

Hey guys

Maybe it's Bright Eyes

oh no its:

Monsters of Folk is an American supergroup, consisting of Jim James from My Morning Jacket, Conor Oberst and Mike Mogis from Bright Eyes, and M. Ward, solo artist and half of She & Him.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I went to a She & Him concert once and it was just a sea of white people as far as the eye could see.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


MondayHotDog posted:

I went to a She & Him concert once

pwned

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Zooey :allears:

Opie_Yates
Nov 30, 2010

That was the absolute worst thing I've ever heard.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
isn't the whitest band whatever is on eurovision or whatever it's called.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ahahahahaha look at those tiny white girl asses, smh at how embarassing that is.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Pon de Bundy posted:

ahahahahaha look at those tiny white girl asses, smh at how embarassing that is.
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...ame=badonkadonk

mute the right

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSurzeGvPrQ

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