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"i saw the whole thing... one moment the page was there, the next - there was a bang and it was just gone!"
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damnit , there's no trail - the sonuvabitch cleared his browser history!
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Nov 30, 2014 22:50
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bump_fn posted:damnit , there's no trail - the sonuvabitch cleared his browser history! he's gone...Incognito
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Nov 30, 2014 23:36
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the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "im gay."
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no they will not 
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Dec 1, 2014 01:19
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LT. MILLS opens his email program, we see that he has received a new e-mail message from the computer killer he opens the message and the camera pans to his face, showing tears welling up in his eyes [LT. MILLS] so sick of this loving GARBAGE cleartype!
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Dec 1, 2014 01:31
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jiggled again
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Dec 1, 2014 01:39
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syscall girl posted:close to the edge down by a digital river...
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Dec 1, 2014 04:32
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Dec 1, 2014 04:49
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don't worry the computer killer can't execute on mac
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compuserved posted:down by a digital river... it was the computer equivalent of a shallow grave - a hard-drive only overwritten with random data 3 times - clearly we were dealing with someone in a hurry to cover their tracks.... a CYBER hurry.
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Dec 1, 2014 05:11
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have we found out who the computer killer is yet?
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Dec 1, 2014 07:29
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wait a minute. we all use computers here he could be right here posting in this very thread 
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Dec 1, 2014 07:29
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cop 1: sir the packets are comings from a 192 address it forensics expert johnathan leetgloves: but that means... dear god
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johnathan leetgloves: are you in the apartment? traceroute terry: yeah, im in. 404 on the perp leetgloves: poo poo. no other doors? terry: yeah here's one. poo poo. leetgloves: what? terry: 401
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Dec 1, 2014 07:43
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he "compressed" this victim like a jpeg chief
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Dec 1, 2014 07:59
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Improbable Lobster posted:he "compressed" this victim like a jpeg chief what kind of monster is this?!
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 appy-polly-loggies, me process called com.glass.tit-tat-torture appears to have stopped
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Dec 1, 2014 11:32
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computer expert: ugh, what kind of murder code is this! it's full of php and magic numbers and the comments is just a big screed about how the CAP theorem is wrong.
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Dec 1, 2014 13:13
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*harrowing tones of CANYON.MID fade in*
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computer expert: so in short, the bus CPI of the internal co-processors are infected by a two-pronged heuristic that interfaces with the motherboard and causes a fatal overflow error, enabling the murder program to run det. harry boilé: uh, in human language, poindexter computer expert: the virus is giving the computer brain cancer [computer expert dual wields mouse and trackball, clicking frenetically on icons on a four screen futuristic computer setup. ascii art of a virus jumps of notepad and infects the 'documents' folder, changing it to a frowny face]
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please don't post video records of people beta testing my software and/or reading my posts, thanks didn't read anything else did this thread get good? it's stickied and i've been elsewhere, sorry
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Cold on a Cob posted:please don't post video records of people beta testing my software and/or reading my posts, thanks yeah u should read it
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Dec 1, 2014 14:38
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i read some of it just now after i posted that and i chuckled a bit
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Det. James "Jake" Peralta is on the case: 
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maniacdevnull posted:Det. James "Jake" Peralta is on the case: don't post my cellphone upgrade plan
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Captain Foo posted:don't post my cellphone upgrade plan
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maniacdevnull posted:Det. James "Jake" Peralta is on the case: file footage of the notorious phone drowning murders still no closer to catching the computer killer tho
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Dec 1, 2014 15:50
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why isn't there this kind of attention when a linux computer gets killed? wake up sheeple
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Radio Paranoia posted:why isn't there this kind of attention when a linux computer gets killed? wake up sheeple linux computers: the silent killers
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AtomD posted:cop 1: sir the packets are comings from a 192 address newreply.php posted:LT. MILLS opens his email program, we see that he has received a new e-mail message from the computer killer
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Dec 1, 2014 17:07
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Sham bam bamina! posted:"i saw the whole thing... one moment the page was there, the next - there was a bang and it was just gone!" I saw him! I saw him! The computer killer was in my view! But then he did something I've never seen before. He threw something at me, and my vision went blurry with a broiiiing-THWOP. When I could see again, he was gone.
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*phone rings* lt. kowalski: who is this? mystery voice: did you leave your computer running? it has such a pretty screensaver... *click*
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Dec 1, 2014 17:32
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the end of se7en, except the box brad pitt opens is full of broken PCIE cards and watercooler parts from pitt's sw8 gaming rigg. the reaction, understandably, is identical to the one from the original film
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Dec 1, 2014 18:53
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You should stop before people realise you're still a boring unfunny garbage man
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Dec 1, 2014 19:19
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same reason you shouldnt have started in the first place but the cat's out of the bag now i guess
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Dec 1, 2014 19:31
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i like g0m
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g0m i p funy imo
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the computer killer's playing on our weaknesses... he's turning us against each other!
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