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dad gay. so what posted:how do i do this? some sort of serum i assume? I wasn't gonna suggest a serum! *Pushes crate of lightspeed serum out of sight with foot*
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dad gay. so what posted:why the gently caress would anyone want to stumble through life in a drunken stupor??? because it owns?
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Applewhite posted:I wasn't gonna suggest a serum! *Pushes crate of lightspeed serum out of sight with foot* *like
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become a friend of the family achieve ur happy ending dont be a chump suck applewhites dick again (and 4 eternity) spend time with a friend that had a severe tbi and wears tight pants that hug his large balls adequately kill alex dare levert's older biological brother market levert of pride in personal company aka wint etc
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It's been alerted to me that I am a dick who does awful things when I am drunk so I've decided to give up alcohol for a while. Has anyone else successfully gone cold turkey and still enjoyed a social life?
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listen to this crap op: http://www.radiolab.org/story/addiction/
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ahem, tell your friend to listen to that crap
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britishbornandbread posted:It's been alerted to me that I am a dick who does awful things when I am drunk so I've decided to give up alcohol for a while. Has anyone else successfully gone cold turkey and still enjoyed a social life? lol no kiss your friends goodbye
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Applewhite posted:I wasn't gonna suggest a serum! *Pushes crate of lightspeed serum out of sight with foot* send me the lightspeed serum or ill end up sleeping in a car in front of nero and alex's loft naked this summer
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Your friend needs to find Jesus. (And then drink his blood, he's got 12.5 BAC!)
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Applewhite posted:I wasn't gonna suggest a serum! *Pushes crate of lightspeed serum out of sight with foot* the math is complicated but i think two doses of light speed serum might allow op's friend to travel back in time and receive a liver transplant from *himself*. that's one weird trick! dialysis doctors hate him
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 @OP FROM 2014 WHILE I WAS IN HOSPITAL A CONVO BETWEEN DARE AND ICEQUEEN (who both for some reason love u very much not even sexually for dare well only midlly sexually for dare) quote:rstly this is not an attempt to weasel my way back in quote:Hi Alex, so first chump and his family get hunt down if u off urself then lowtax and i know the nephew now too ill spare athena ur sister will do much of the killing everyone on tw that postedshit about ur hog claude will come for revenge against the ppl that didnt save wiki kathy http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=668307 http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673315 http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673592 http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=669659 http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=678873  do u really think with a sister like https://www.twitter.com/caro_ and me as an ex ur gonna fail at life? even with chump or whatever the gently caress that is or isnt (i hope it is a partnership u need it) look at how far nero came she fukin dates a dood with the same name as me that is a replica of my bestie who she wanted to be double teamed by and she owns so much and is worth so much u were never in bad hands u just gotta refine a bit more im happy being ur punching bag as always (and pushing u) but this jail poo poo omg
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Apr 18, 2016 21:11
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mulan quote ill make a man out of u yet etc
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dad gay. so what posted:i stopped taking acid a long time ago because it made me drink too much. ahem, i mean my friend did You need to look up ayahuasca then, go and come back changed
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We need our top scientists to develop the anti-drinking game.
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This thread took a sharp turn into crazytown.
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OP, have you tried a serum which causes his tongue to swell up on contact with alcohol, making him incapable of drinking it?
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pre:SCROTUM SER UM
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perhaps rub his feet back and forth on the carpet, giving him a mild electric charge. when he touches that beercan to his lips he's in for a nasty shock!
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Applewhite posted:OP, have you tried a serum which causes his tongue to swell up on contact with alcohol, making him incapable of drinking it? serum 13 from the bsllsack qith the dmt i gave them the dmt before but it wasnt made right alsojail xomw rthe gently caress on dont make me make u emo again fix wk and iq jfc
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Applewhite posted:OP, have you tried a serum which causes his tongue to swell up on contact with alcohol, making him incapable of drinking it? surprisingly the answer is yes
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Slam some nattys with him and watch some football.
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OP is it true youre a lady and banged the dude with the blinky avatar
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I drank excessively for 8 years, every day. Then I decided to stop. I drink a couple of beers on the weekend without falling back into old habits Alcohol addiction isn't a thing
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dad gay. so what posted:"something smells good what are you cooking?" we often say to my friend while examining a boiling cauldron on his stove. "beer" is often his reply Hate to tell you this but cauldrons are outside the domain of your run-of-the-mill alcoholic. Your friend is a wizard masquerading as an alkie. Wizards anonymous, bro.
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SpaceAceJase posted:I drank excessively for 8 years, every day. Then I decided to stop. I drink a couple of beers on the weekend without falling back into old habits It is, it just hits people differently. Some are absolutely consumed by it. My grandfather smoked unfiltered Chesterfield cigarettes for almost 30 years and quit just by setting them down one day, but there aren't a lot of people out there with that kind of willpower.
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natetimm posted:This thread took a sharp turn into crazytown. "Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." 
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Drad_Bert posted:"Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." how can you crosspost from simpson thread without this 
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the ebst way to stop being an alcoholic ios to suffer a brain injury from falling off a ladder, like i did, it makes drinking even one beer make you feel like you're going to fall over and die
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While it may sound like it, this is not another hilarious recommendation of "LOL just do HEROIN instead", it is pretty well established that doing massive amounts of LSD tends to curb addictive behaviours, google it if you don't believe me Basically you need to do enough LSD that the world starts looking like one of those deep dream images and then you have to turn your attention in towards yourself, confront the unholy amalgamation of dogs and cloud cathedrals that make up your psyche and exorcise the demons that plague you. I believe in you DGSW.
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Freud claimed that poo poo is 100% caused by the father so go back in time and assassinate your friends dad
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Anyone mention LSD and heroin? 
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Substitute addictions. Always substitute addictions. Try giving him meth.
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Every time I got on a diet I become an alcoholic pothead. I cure the alcoholism with cheeseburgers. Buy him cheeseburgers. It's hard to keep scotch down with a belly full of Mcdoubles, believe you me.
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The Dregs posted:Every time I got on a diet I become an alcoholic pothead. I cure the alcoholism with cheeseburgers. Buy him cheeseburgers. It's hard to keep scotch down with a belly full of Mcdoubles, believe you me. ALcohol is carbs.
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The sodium retention plus booze equal renal failure, so boom burgers is the cure
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Being an alcoholic is great.
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Am I an alcoholic if I'm in control of how much I drink but need to at least get buzzed every night or I get anxious?
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SpaceAceJase posted:I drank excessively for 8 years, every day. Then I decided to stop. I drink a couple of beers on the weekend without falling back into old habits Either you just disproved the disease theory of alcoholism or you were never actually addicted to alcohol.
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