Americans lets get something straight!

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a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Pretend I posted something comparing English womyn to American women.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:59

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:38

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if I wanted to kill myself you would not be the catalyst

You're right, mental illness is no laughing matter.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:33

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Lol ok England hahaha

I also suppose we also drive on the wrong side of the road flmao

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:32

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

RobattoJesus posted:

Why is it that in these threads where Americans and Brits start joking about who saved who in ww2 no Germans ever show up and start going "grr we'll get you next time tehehe!"

Pretty poor sportsmanship imho

3rd time's a charm

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:34

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Ever notice that the UK looks like a retard riding a pig?

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:35

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

You're right, mental illness is no laughing matter.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:37

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

End Of Worlds posted:

also probably 3/4s of the brits i've met a) dont know what a burrito is and b) pronounce it jah-la-PEEN-o with a hard J

# ? Jul 25, 2016 06:55

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

AINT NOTHIN STRAIGHT ABOUT THIS AMERICAN!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2016 07:01

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Let's get something... gay. :smuggo:

# ? Jul 25, 2016 07:02

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

aw man I missed the brief return of the neonazi cripple

# ? Jul 25, 2016 07:41

Tramadol Junkie: Aug 30, 2015; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

aw man I missed the brief return of the neonazi cripple

Brief?

I always come right back.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the brits contributed exactly 1 thing to world cuisine (the chip) and they're now the only ones that don't just call them french fries

lol

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:09

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Moridin920 posted:

the brits contributed exactly 1 thing to world cuisine (the chip) and they're now the only ones that don't just call them french fries

lol

BEANS ON TOAST

AKA STFU MORIDIN

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:11

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

just wait until they try to tell us about the 'toast sandwich' lmao

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:15

Tramadol Junkie: Aug 30, 2015; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

just wait until they try to tell us about the 'toast sandwich' lmao

What the gently caress is wrong with a toast sandwich?

Its just a slice of toasted bread in between 2 slices of bread, I add cheese and pickle when I make it.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:20

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

there's nothing wrong with it necessarily but right across the channel the french are laying the foundations for restauranteering world wide so idk maybe you guys aren't in the best position to be talking smack about food culture when your inventions are 'fried potato' and 'bread in between two other pieces of bread'

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:23

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Spotted dick

Lol

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:39

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

just wait until they try to tell us about the 'toast sandwich' lmao

We invented all sandwiches, before that people used to just eat the loaf of bread whole and then eat a block of butter and cheese afterwards.

We also invented bread and cheese and butter, invented by Lord Bread, Lord Cheese, and Lord Butter respectively.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:45

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

At least we don't call cigarettes faggots, you human being

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:47

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

935 posted:

At least we don't call cigarettes faggots, you human being

We invented cigarettes too, invented by Lord human being

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:48

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

Someday a historian will find out why a country that made so much money on the spice trade has the blandest food in the world. Did they just sell it all?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:56

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I�ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Good, now show us your spotted dick, OP.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:16

Tramadol Junkie: Aug 30, 2015; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

Tarquinn posted:

Good, now show us your spotted dick, OP.

Never had nor even seen spotted dick. I also hate dried fruit.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:18

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Piled... HIGHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:24

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RobattoJesus posted:

We invented cigarettes too, invented by Lord human being

What forum foes he mod?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:42

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Tramadol Junkie posted:

They eat the straggly ends we throw away.

Jesus gently caress. Everytime I think that nation of savages can't surprise me any further with their idiocy, depravity and general lack of taste and sense, along comes some fresh horror to correct me.

With luck Trump will win, civil war will ensue and they all just kill each other, leaving mighty Canada free to sweep in and do something half decent with the place.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:47

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

enjoy your ham ya limey pricks

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:50

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

Dear Brits, please translate this message:

"Eh mate she's a right slapper, she looks about 14 stone!"

Is any part of this English?

Thanks in advance!

-AMERICA, WWI and WWII back-to-back CHAMPS!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:50

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

enjoy your ham ya limey pricks

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:51

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Rivethead posted:

Dear Brits, please translate this message:

"Eh mate she's a right slapper, she looks about 14 stone!"

Is any part of this English?

Thanks in advance!

-AMERICA, WWI and WWII back-to-back CHAMPS!

It roughly translates to, "slam whale holy grail."

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:51

Missingnoleader: Mar 10, 2014

ITT People who hate pork belly.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:52

Tramadol Junkie: Aug 30, 2015; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

Rivethead posted:

Dear Brits, please translate this message:

"Eh mate she's a right slapper, she looks about 14 stone!"

Is any part of this English?

Thanks in advance!

-AMERICA, WWI and WWII back-to-back CHAMPS!

Dude the woman sleeps around and she weighs 200lb

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:52

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Dude the woman sleeps around and she weighs 200lb

ok. thanks.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:52

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Rivethead posted:

Dear Brits, please translate this message:

"Eh mate she's a right slapper, she looks about 14 stone!"

Is any part of this English?

Thanks in advance!

-AMERICA, WWI and WWII back-to-back CHAMPS!

They invented the language, now they get to destroy it

# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:59

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

the brits contributed exactly 1 thing to world cuisine (the chip) and they're now the only ones that don't just call them french fries

lol

The "chip?" You mean Freedom Fries, right? So named because French Fried Potatoes aren't patriotic enough. I've never heard of English Fried Potatoes before, that's probably why you people insist upon calling them "chips."

psychokitty posted:

BEANS ON TOAST

AKA STFU MORIDIN

Haha no what? Is that a thing? It's not a thing. Nobody does that.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:26

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

it's an important part of a British breakfast

honestly taste wise it seems fine but idk how that isn't just the messiest thing ever. seems like the beans would soak into the bread making it soggy and falling apart and the beans themselves would constantly be falling off as you eat it

# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:28

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

it's an important part of a British breakfast

honestly taste wise it seems fine but idk how that isn't just the messiest thing ever. seems like the beans would soak into the bread making it soggy and falling apart and the beans themselves would constantly be falling off as you eat it

You're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork and be a clean shaven English gentleman and not a hairy bearded Marxist

# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:30

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

King of Bees posted:

2 spicy 4 me! -grocery shopping in England

# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:35

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

wtf assholes beans on toast is so good

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Haha no what? Is that a thing? It's not a thing. Nobody does that.

yes they do

Moridin920 posted:

it's an important part of a British EVERYTHING

honestly taste wise it seems fine but idk how that isn't just the messiest thing ever. seems like the beans would soak into the bread making it soggy and falling apart and the beans themselves would constantly be falling off as you eat it

that doesn't happen because