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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

TheLightPurges posted:

Who are these 'Midwesterners' that people keep alluding too. Do they have a chat thread here or something.

They're most of my family. We'll be eating food that seems very mild to me and they'll talk about how their mouths are burning because of how spicy it is. It must be a German or Irish thing.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Midwesterners created St. Louis pizza so I don't think they know a drat thing about food.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

for dinner tonight I will be eating plain white rice

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

Midwesterners created St. Louis pizza so I don't think they know a drat thing about food.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

turn off the TV posted:

They're most of my family. We'll be eating food that seems very mild to me and they'll talk about how their mouths are burning because of how spicy it is. It must be a German or Irish thing.

It's a lifetime of bland food thing

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Actually food is for dumb rich millenial baby hipster children you losers

I photosynthesize

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ITS ALL ABOUT THE SOYLENT

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Strategic Tea posted:

Actually food is for dumb rich millenial baby hipster children you losers

I photosynthesize

check out my plant thread tyvm

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Midwesterners have never made a good style if pizza

Chicago, St. Louis and Detroit? Ick.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

for dinner tonight I will be eating plain white rice

oh my too spicy! - da op

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lol Midwesterners won't even stick ghost peppers down their pee holes

"abloobloo it burns almost as bad as that time I put black pepper on my eggs" :qq:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



a bone to pick posted:

Midwesterners created St. Louis pizza so I don't think they know a drat thing about food.

cincinnati chilli is a more appropriate callout for this thread i think

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

NeurofiBROma posted:

cincinnati chilli is a more appropriate callout for this thread i think



It's like the kind of food someone really loving drunk would make.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

NeurofiBROma posted:

cincinnati chilli is a more appropriate callout for this thread i think



Nah it's all about gold star. :yum:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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carbs? no thanks im trying to watch my weight.



someone post a pedantic hot dog argument thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of the spice girls, but the spice goons?!?

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

OP is a wuss puss.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

NeurofiBROma posted:

cincinnati chilli is a more appropriate callout for this thread i think



Jesus... These poor Italians come to this country and share their delicious food with us and this is what we do to it? We take their pasta and take a big cheesy dump on it? I'm going to kill myself in honor of this fallen spaghetti.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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spaghetti is a chinese invention

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



numberoneposter posted:

spaghetti is a chinese invention

europe didnt find peppers, potatoes or tomatoes until the discovery of the new world so any old-world food involving those things is non-canon

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

pasta however has existed in italy for at least a thousand years

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
op, you are alive. have you considered the alternatives to this dangerous course of action?

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



OP should be forced to do a mod challenge where they down a bottle of tabasco

texasmed
May 27, 2004
one time i ate spicy chicken from church's and it was spicy on the way in AND out the next day

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Polio Vax Scene posted:

OP should be forced to do a mod challenge where they down a bottle of tabasco

I've done it and honestly the vinegar becomes unbearable before the heat does

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Tell a guy you'll deep throat him if he pours Frank's Red Hot all over his dinger then laugh as he screams in agony.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Roylicious posted:

Tell a guy you'll deep throat him if he pours Frank's Red Hot all over his dinger then laugh as he screams in agony.

you still deep throat him after you are done laughing, right?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

you still deep throat him after you are done laughing, right?

well, the alternative is to waste hot sauce

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

u guys are sick :twisted:

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
OP is pictured below

(guess those eggs are too spicy,ehh?)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

spaghetti is a chinese invention

a very important and necessary distinction in this, a thread making GBS threads on babies that cant handle spicy food

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Eating spicy foods releases endorphins and gives you a "natural high". Get drunk and eat incredibly spicy foods for a safe, legal high

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

TheLightPurges posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

WTF since when is "low tier trolling" probatable

These new mods SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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who ever reported the OP just LOL

cant take the heat either lmao

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

C-SPAN Caller posted:

It's more an insult to Midwesterners thinking chipotle mayo is spicy than a brag about my eating habits, because spicy is just another taste

East & west coasters are no better. Midwesterners are an easy target, sure, but most peopel are wusses when it comes to spicy foods

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

East & west coasters are no better. Midwesterners are an easy target, sure, but most peopel are wusses when it comes to spicy foods

Even many Koreans and Chinese not from Sichuan are they just don't like to admit it, so can confirm

Never met a Thai person who didn't tolerate insane heat though.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

OP can you just list all your lovely food opinions now so you can move on to a new dumb gimmick

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

East & west coasters are no better. Midwesterners are an easy target, sure, but most peopel are wusses when it comes to spicy foods

loving bullshit west coasters aren't better, west coast has ALL the spicy foods.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick posted:

loving bullshit west coasters aren't better, west coast has ALL the spicy foods.

Yah and most west coasters hate that poo poo

Dont front n act like your average Nancy boy Oregon/nor cal/Washington resident eats spicy foods... it's a niche preference unless you live in SE Asia-- FACT !!!

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