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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Playboy doesn't have nudity any more

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Roylicious posted:

Playboy's really floundering these days huh?

Yeah, print is dead and their internet porn game was always weak as gently caress

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



FedEx Mercury posted:

So if Playboy doesn't publish tits and rear end now, how is this any different from her posing for TV Guide or People?

Million Dollar question

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Efexeye posted:

Playboy doesn't have nudity any more

lmao what?

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Playboy doesn't have nudity in it anymore so this story is literally "A woman wearing a hijab is in a magazine!".

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

bubblebee posted:

The point of a hijab is to make men see you for who you are as a person and not your beauty.

Posing for playboy...like are you loving kidding me?

Oh yeah I'm gonna pose for a mag that objectifies women.

You're literally taking away the argument and making sure that the hijab is a symbol of religious repression.

bubblebee posted:

Just to clarify, I'm not Muslim but I am a brown woman.

gently caress people who think that telling someone how to dress is okay.

And gently caress this woman in playboy for sexualizing the hibab.


THE ENTIRE POINT IS THAT IT NOT BE SEXUALIZED.

Well isn't it inherently sexual then if the point is to stop men from only paying attention to your beauty?

It's 'not sexual' in kind of the same way a chastity belt is 'not sexual' imo.

Roylicious fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Oct 7, 2016

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Frog Act posted:

lmao what?

http://www.businessinsider.com/playboy-magazine-will-no-longer-feature-nude-women-in-its-print-edition-2015-10

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mia khalifa ftw

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Chinatown posted:

mia khalifa ftw

Itd be slightly better if hers were real, but as is, she's still a knockout.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Chinatown posted:

mia khalifa ftw

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

mia khalifa ftw

What's she from?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Chinatown posted:

mia khalifa ftw

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
her stitched on nipples are ftl tbh

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


#inspiring #islamisthelight

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i wanna say i read an interview or somethin from mia khalifa and it turns out her family like disowned her :smith:
bein a hot rear end pornstar has its price

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Creamed Cormp posted:



#inspiring #islamisthelight

This looks like the beginning of every porn blowjob scene. #nuance

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
That probably *is* the beginning of some porn scene.

Who dresses irl like that guy is dressed?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

This looks like the beginning of every porn blowjob scene. #nuance

it literally is the beginning of a porn blowjob scene.
a p hot one at that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tolkien minority posted:

it literally is the beginning of a porn blowjob scene.
a p hot one at that

Hah I knew it. :smuggo:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Like any of you niggas itt haven't seen that porn scene.
Pfft.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
I have now. :wink:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Roylicious posted:

That probably *is* the beginning of some porn scene.

Who dresses irl like that guy is dressed?

Me

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

tie-dye my titties posted:

Holy gently caress she is ridiculously good looking

yeah i know right it kind of smothered the whole LOL attitude I had going into this

like :wtf:

too bad there are plenty of muslim socities that would literally kill her over this and all that whatever though she's hot as gently caress

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Tolkien minority posted:

it literally is the beginning of a porn blowjob scene.
a p hot one at that

I'm going to need to see evidence here before I can decide.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

FedEx Mercury posted:

I'm going to need to see evidence here before I can decide.

Turn your monitor off lol :agesilaus:

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
in the future playboy will be a progressive feminist magazine dedicated to tearing down the patriarchy

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

bubblebee posted:

The point of a hijab is to make men see you for who you are as a person and not your beauty.

Posing for playboy...like are you loving kidding me?

Oh yeah I'm gonna pose for a mag that objectifies women.

You're literally taking away the argument and making sure that the hijab is a symbol of religious repression.

The argument is extremely lovely to begin with, so not a whole lot is lost.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Luxury Communism posted:

People are waking up to the actual danger that is anti-PC blowback, and thank loving god for that. When you have a certain critical mass of people saying "Well, if that's racist, I guess I'm a racist!" bad things tend to happen.

me and a bunch of other people are saying that all white people are evil and racist and they have all the privilege in the world and we're putting this all over tumblr and click bait sites. this will definitely not lead to blowback and a rise in white supremacists. i'm a half wit hydrocephalic who got dropped on their head as a baby

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

you must be thrilled how much easier they made it for you

I'm not really that guy. It was merely an act.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Node posted:

I'm not really that guy. It was merely an act.

Give this man an Emmy

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Efexeye posted:

Playboy doesn't have nudity any more

Did Hugh Hefner go senile and get replaced by a woman CEO? How does this even happen? I am outraged.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Efexeye posted:

Playboy doesn't have nudity any more

That's hot. :jackbud:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Creamed Cormp posted:



#inspiring #islamisthelight

the one on the left has good tits

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Creamed Cormp posted:



#inspiring #islamisthelight

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FedEx Mercury posted:

What's she from?

she's lebanese.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I haven't read the thread but has anyone else posted how funny it is that she's labelled a "#renegade" for wearing an article of clothing symbolic of the cultural oppression of women everywhere? It's kinda funny

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I don't think mia khalifa is very attractive and I have never jerked off to a porn of her

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
nevermind I read page 1 and I think this thread is really about the OP telling us the models he jacks off too which is kinda weird for my tastes

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

AugmentedVision posted:

I don't think mia khalifa is very attractive and I have never jerked off to a porn of her

She's pretty, but she has crappy bolt-ons. Plus you get the added satisfaction that really, really pisses of Muslims. At least the lovely ones, anyway.

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