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I tried to watch the walking dead but then I poo poo my pants and everyone at the viewing party made me leave 
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thathonkey posted:somebody screen cap glenns popped out eyes. Kirkman has said many times that he regrets having Rick's hand cut off because it's difficult to write around.
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Oct 24, 2016 17:39
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why do these shows/comics/whatever never call them zombies its always walkers or zeds or whatever just call them loving zombies stop trying to be trendy
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Oct 24, 2016 17:44
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I Said No posted:why do these shows/comics/whatever never call them zombies I don't remember if this is the case in the comics since I only read up to the point where Carl blasts Shane and that's like the first volume, but it's like some kind of weird idiot cultural law that characters involved in a horror setting like zombies have never ever seen or heard of any other similar horror media.
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Oct 24, 2016 17:54
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The Talking dead would be a much better if zombies broke into the studio and ate everyone who "works" on that show.
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Oct 24, 2016 17:54
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a bone to pick posted:The Talking dead would be a much better if zombies broke into the studio and ate everyone who "works" on that show. i watched the "talking dead" to figure out all of the exciting plot twists and subtle foreshadowing after i watched some guys heads get turned into a purple stain on the road
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Oct 24, 2016 18:55
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food court bailiff posted:I don't remember if this is the case in the comics since I only read up to the point where Carl blasts Shane and that's like the first volume, but it's like some kind of weird idiot cultural law that characters involved in a horror setting like zombies have never ever seen or heard of any other similar horror media. I bet you guys are also surprised when characters in a demonic possession movie don't know what's going on and treat the Catholic priest like a witch doctor until they find out he was right and has the only cure.
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Oct 24, 2016 18:56
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i hope everyone dies
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Oct 24, 2016 18:59
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ive seen the first couple episodes of this show like 3-4 times because i keep trying to watch it and i keep reaching the conclusion that the characters are all stupid idiots and i can't handle it ima try again today maybe i like beating my face against walls
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Oct 24, 2016 19:11
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Moridin920 posted:
lol
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Oct 24, 2016 19:12
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only if they are shaved tho
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Oct 24, 2016 19:15
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies Well I've got some good news for you
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Oct 24, 2016 19:18
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a bone to pick posted:The Talking dead would be a much better if zombies broke into the studio and ate everyone who "works" on that show. Off topic, but I saw Chris Hardwick playing Dungeons and Dragons on some webseries, and he is pretty loving insufferable. He's that guy, actively loving up.
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Oct 24, 2016 19:21
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food court bailiff posted:I don't remember if this is the case in the comics since I only read up to the point where Carl blasts Shane and that's like the first volume, but it's like some kind of weird idiot cultural law that characters involved in a horror setting like zombies have never ever seen or heard of any other similar horror media. They say zombie all the time in the comic actually
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Oct 24, 2016 19:47
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do you think zombies ever poo poo their pants?
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Oct 24, 2016 19:47
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Nooner posted:do you think zombies ever poo poo their pants? This is a very good question, it also begs to ask why we don't see naked zombies. I don't imagine clothing lasting very long "in the wild" without proper care and it would make for some seriously zany story lines.
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Oct 24, 2016 19:51
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The dawn of the dead remake had a naked zombie lady just walking down the street and was superior to the Walking Dead in every other way as well, despite being directed by Zack Snyder.
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Oct 24, 2016 19:53
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i did see an episode or two from the later seasons cuz my friend was super into it and they were just like running around braining zombies with buck knives one right after the other like just 20 in a row while jogging not even slowing down and casually talking about some plot thing then like 10 minutes later someone dies because 2 zombies
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Oct 24, 2016 20:24
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like what if te zombies were naked and just had their big ole zombie weeners just flopping all around when the chased people
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Oct 24, 2016 20:27
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Moridin920 posted:ive seen the first couple episodes of this show like 3-4 times because i keep trying to watch it and i keep reaching the conclusion that the characters are all stupid idiots and i can't handle it
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Oct 24, 2016 20:45
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Chill la Chill posted:I bet you guys are also surprised when characters in a demonic possession movie don't know what's going on and treat the Catholic priest like a witch doctor until they find out he was right and has the only cure. Suppose there's some real world paranormal poo poo that's never been depicted in media and when it happens to people they're like "what is happening"
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Oct 24, 2016 21:00
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Chill la Chill posted:I bet you guys are also surprised when characters in a demonic possession movie don't know what's going on and treat the Catholic priest like a witch doctor until they find out he was right and has the only cure. if someone's going absolutely gently caress-o-nuts you could chalk it up to drugs or mental illness just as easy as demons if someone is walking around half rotten, groaning and eating people its pretty loving obvious they're a zombie
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Oct 24, 2016 21:03
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hey there's like poo poo tons of psychotic rabid humans out there eating people alive and infecting them with a mystery disease and civilization has collapsed. we've managed to get a ragtag group of survivors together and we're making camp for the night near some woods in the outskirts of town should we maybe bunch our tents together and post a few people on watch? or... just gently caress it yeah i mean whatever right just post up where ever looks cool lol. i'm a police officer.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:08
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woaah these dudes realized that they're still generally limited by the human jaw and can't bite through say chainmail or composite plastics so they just put a bunch of riot gear on and are 99% safe from bites *characters continue wearing tshirts for the entire show*
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Oct 24, 2016 21:14
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Asian guy impregnates a white girl and they kill him for it. Figures.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:45
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i like that the very first weapon most humans figured out is somehow a mystery to these idiots. you have a limited supply of ammo that you need to conserve for really dire situations so of course you will have to engage these things physically fairly often. they are slow and their only attacks are grappling and biting. you only need to apparently pop their brain like a water balloon to win and their skulls are somehow about as strong as a soft gourd. so really just need a little range to not get grappled and bit and something pointy to pop that melon. these dipshits literally take stupid poo poo like hammers and small knives and get right in the face of these things that can only grapple and bite. completely ignoring the 20000 year old innovation in hunting/warfare known as the long pointy stick. lashing a knife to a stick or just using the knife to sharpen the stick for a spear is like survival 101 but no lets just actually grapple with undead monsters because lol why not that's like the least of the problems with this idiotic show though
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Oct 24, 2016 22:04
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i'm mad about spears
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Oct 24, 2016 22:08
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Nooner posted:like what if te zombies were naked and just had their big ole zombie weeners just flopping all around when the chased people 28 days later has a scene where you see naked not zombies chasing the main character in the woods, dongs flapping wildly.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:10
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rezatahs posted:i like that the very first weapon most humans figured out is somehow a mystery to these idiots. you have a limited supply of ammo that you need to conserve for really dire situations so of course you will have to engage these things physically fairly often. they are slow and their only attacks are grappling and biting. you only need to apparently pop their brain like a water balloon to win and their skulls are somehow about as strong as a soft gourd. so really just need a little range to not get grappled and bit and something pointy to pop that melon. these dipshits literally take stupid poo poo like hammers and small knives and get right in the face of these things that can only grapple and bite. completely ignoring the 20000 year old innovation in hunting/warfare known as the long pointy stick. lashing a knife to a stick or just using the knife to sharpen the stick for a spear is like survival 101 but no lets just actually grapple with undead monsters because lol why not i had a big long effort post about why poo poo like this happens and how it's because idiot nerds don't understand why early romero films worked well but then i read it and was like "wait then I'd be that guy who posts about dumb zombie movie poo poo".
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Oct 24, 2016 22:17
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food court bailiff posted:i had a big long effort post about why poo poo like this happens and how it's because idiot nerds don't understand why early romero films worked well but then i read it and was like "wait then I'd be that guy who posts about dumb zombie movie poo poo". Well I got bad news buddy boy, you are a guy who posts dumb zombie movie poo poo despite the effort to avoid it.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:26
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A spear and shield will keep you alive better than anything else, thats why there were no zombies in sparta
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Oct 24, 2016 22:29
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So to summarize this show: "Hey guys, the world has basically ended! There's groups of people still scattered around, trying to survive the near impossible odds facing them. We could try and unite the remnants of humanity and pool our resources to rebuild this gay earth, but eh..... lets just be total cunts to everyone at every opportunity. Also: this greasy hick with a child's crossbow and a taste for squirrel is the smartest one among us, and gas is now an even more finite resource so lets funnel what we can find into big rear end trucks that get terrible mileage."
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Oct 24, 2016 22:30
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Pussy Quipped posted:A spear and shield will keep you alive better than anything else, thats why there were no zombies in sparta this guy knows whats up
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Oct 24, 2016 22:33
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:So to summarize this show: This is basically the real world at the moment soooo....?
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Oct 24, 2016 22:43
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Nooner posted:do you think zombies ever poo poo their pants? Instead of poo poo for brains, they got brains for poo poo! 
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Oct 24, 2016 22:49
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In Z Nation all the character know right away that zombies are zombies. The show also doesn't take itself seriously and has a great "B-movie" feel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlmFK69qcEs Plus they don't limit being zombies to just humans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcH2GdF6bg
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Oct 24, 2016 22:58
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Pussy Quipped posted:This is basically the real world at the moment soooo....? So i dont want to watch a documentary dressed up as a horror show.
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Oct 24, 2016 23:23
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I need my TV show about dead people who come back to life to be realistic, drat it.
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Oct 24, 2016 23:48
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28 days later was so good. So were a few bits of world war z. I liked when love and harmony destroyed Israel.
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neegan is so fukin cool
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