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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Like, have you ever had these loving delicious Thai deserts?



It's just egg yolk mixed with sugar and flower. It's the mana of the gods.

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Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Wizchine posted:

Eggs are like the most perfect, versatile, useful food.

They are also made by meat. Truly, a sign of a kind and good creator. You know, unless you're a chicken.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Ignore Me posted:

:allbuttons:

fish and eggs? Seriously?

I am gonna puke..

fishermans eggs own

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wizchine posted:

Like, have you ever had these loving delicious Thai deserts?



It's just egg yolk mixed with sugar and flower. It's the mana of the gods.

I lived in Thailand for two years and those things are the turd in the beautiful crystal punchbowl of Thai cuisine.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
scrambled, hard, preferably w some cheddar cheese

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Sheep-Goats posted:

I lived in Thailand for two years and those things are the turd in the beautiful crystal punchbowl of Thai cuisine.

I'm sorry for your loss (of taste buds).

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i'm usually an over-easy guy but gently caress man eggs are good in just about every form other than weird poo poo like balut

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
We used to raise chickens and would have so many eggs we would just give them away to friends all the time. Chickens are fun and eggs are delicious so everyone should get a bunch of chickens imo.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like my eggs in groups of two dozen, being eaten by Smash Mouth.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dogmeat posted:

While you are entitled to your opinion you may want to note that every civilization on earth and even many species of animals would vigorously disagree with you, pal.

Yeah well,

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
POACHED

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

like a cigarette should posted:

We used to raise chickens and would have so many eggs we would just give them away to friends all the time. Chickens are fun and eggs are delicious so everyone should get a bunch of chickens imo.

Chickens are noisy and they're grubby little fuckers.

I like to eat their eggs and legs.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Shakshuka mothafuckas

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/09/shakshuka-north-african-shirred-eggs-tomato-pepper-recipe.html

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sunny side up with toast to dunk in.

Once that is gone, hot sauce and a bit of ketchup with another slice of toast for a hot egg sandwich.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Over easy with lots of fresh black pepper and a bowl of hot buttery grits.


:fyadride: the GBS Joker

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
boiled but when it's halfway between soft and hard, esp with a little sprinkle of :salt:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i made some egg drop soup today b/c of this thread. its really easy to make so give it a try

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Consider the egg imo

https://my.mixtape.moe/mjtroo.webm

Ecstatic Elastic
Oct 30, 2008

She's just spun
The flynt flossy way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Over easy with toast for dipping or hard boiled w lunch

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Fried in bacon grease like God intended, with lots of black pepper. Crunchy bacon, soft whites with crispy fried edges, but the yolk is still runny, sop that up with flaky, buttery homemade biscuits or thick slices of buttered wheat toast. I don't eat it like that anymore because I don't work on a farm anymore but goddamn it was delicious.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

suck my eggs you fuckman

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

fertilized

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
scrambled with cheese bacon red peppers onions and garlic is the only way unless its an omelette then even better

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Virginia Slams posted:

scrambled with cheese bacon red peppers onions and garlic is the only way unless its an omelette then even better

fried eggs if its the only type available are good too

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Virginia Slams posted:

fried eggs if its the only type available are good too

actually any egg really

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
If I ever eat eggs scrambled it's stirred into small curds with cream cheese and some chive, or in a burrito with jalapeños, sausage (or chorizo), cheese, and tater tots like they have at sonic.

lol if you just eat straight scrambled eggs with American cheeze like a child. Just lol.

hth
:fyadride: the ~OFFICAL~ GBS Joker

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Virginia Slams posted:

actually any egg really

any?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gbH9hdJir0

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

shoophobo posted:

If I ever eat eggs scrambled it's stirred into small curds with cream cheese and some chive, or in a burrito with jalapeños, sausage (or chorizo), cheese, and tater tots like they have at sonic.

lol if you just eat straight scrambled eggs with American cheeze like a child. Just lol.

hth
:fyadride: the ~OFFICAL~ GBS Joker

this guys got the right idea. a nice breakfast burrito does the soul good

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Eggs Benedict. Something about poached eggs, salmon, the English muffin, and hollandaise sauce...

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I prefer to eat the whole ovary

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I like the whites part to be as cooked as possible and the yolk part as not cooked as possible and I look down on anyone who doesn't prefer the same

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I like to shove eggs up my rear end and pretend I'm a chicken

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

a whole buncha crows posted:

I like to shove eggs up my rear end and pretend I'm a chicken

then when you 'drop the kids off at the pool' there is an additional layer of irony - well done!

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
scrambled with barbecue sauce and a tall glass of mountain dew

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
cracked raw onto a plate, covered in gin then eaten, gagging, while sobbing

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Egg should be scrambled in a shitload of butter. None of that runny poo poo. It should be slightly overcooked and fully solid. Chop it up into tiny bits. Spoon it or better yet pour it down your throat. That's all.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vegetable posted:

Egg should be scrambled in a shitload of butter. None of that runny poo poo. It should be slightly overcooked and fully solid. Chop it up into tiny bits. Spoon it or better yet pour it down your throat. That's all.

gently caress u you fat animal

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
safe & snug in my rear end

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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Sheep-Goats posted:

gently caress u you fat animal

He's right about them not being runny, though.

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