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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



Schindler's Amazon Wishlist

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Evil Dead could work. Don't even need to change the protagonists name.
Also, the scene with the tree would end up hilarious.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
tried doing this for my favourite movie, but actually would starship troopers even be much different if it were genderswapped?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Angela Lansburial posted:

tried doing this for my favourite movie, but actually would starship troopers even be much different if it were genderswapped?

No, but I'd like to see Showguys

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Lodin posted:

Evil Dead could work. Don't even need to change the protagonists name.
Also, the scene with the tree would end up hilarious.

already got did. idk if thats the joke or whatever but it was a good movie so if you havent seen it give it a look

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lodin posted:

Evil Dead could work. Don't even need to change the protagonists name.
Also, the scene with the tree would end up hilarious.

they remade it with a female protagonist and it rocks really really hard

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
I guess but it's still derivative

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Martin Scorses's Goodgals

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

An Ounce of Gold posted:

Well, don't leave us hanging. How's the bottle?

went clear through the tv and got stuck in the drywall. still a better viewing experience than GB2016

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

a bone to pick posted:

Whatever you do, don't call these ladies "dudes"!



This summer, Scarlet Johansenn is the dudette in

The Big Lebowski (2016)

I like Rachel Dratch

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

No, but I'd like to see Showguys

Isnt that what Magic Mike is?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Care Bear Stairs posted:

Isnt that what Magic Mike is?

Didn't see it. I'd prefer a Gus Van Sant frame by frame remake, just with everyone's gender reversed. "Something wrong with your nipples, boy?"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I want to point out that men are better at being strippers than women, if Showgirls vs Magic Mike is any indication

The gender gap is real

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

klapman posted:

already got did. idk if thats the joke or whatever but it was a good movie so if you havent seen it give it a look
Holy hell! Guess I know what to watch this weekend.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


What about all female Doug

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Maze Runner but it's all chicks and one dude. :clint:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

I guess but it's still derivative

Evil Dead was already gender-swapped to begin with. Male protagonist. Female monsters. 99% of horror movies are female protagonist w/ masculine monsters.

Its one of the things that made it stand out in the first place.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

ElGroucho posted:

I want to point out that men are better at being strippers than women, if Showgirls vs Magic Mike is any indication

The gender gap is real

It makes perfect sense. Competitive sports are separated by sex because women are less physically capable than men. A male stripper can outperform a female stripper with the same training, and do a longer, harder, routine.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015

Ork of Fiction posted:

Evil Dead was already gender-swapped to begin with. Male protagonist. Female monsters. 99% of horror movies are female protagonist w/ masculine monsters.

Its one of the things that made it stand out in the first place.


Bruh, 1981 comedy-horror wasn't even a genre at the time, what the gently caress are you talking about?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

Bruh, 1981 comedy-horror wasn't even a genre at the time, what the gently caress are you talking about?

I think the comedy part in the original was unintentional at the time.

E: they also explicitly gave the male lead a girly name which lampshades the gender switch.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Most people think of Evil Dead 2 when they think of Evil Dead.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Ork of Fiction posted:

Most people think of Evil Dead 2 when they think of Evil Dead.

Those people are dumb.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Gender's Game
12 Angry Women (they find him guilty after 1 minute of deliberation because he as a penis so he's guilty of something)
Kill Jill vols. 1 and 2
The Godmother parts I, II, and III
The Hot, the Cute, and the Fugly
Conception
Raiders of the Latest Sale
The Vagianist
Gladsheatehim
Mewomento
Citizen Jane
Good Jill Cunting
V for Vagina
No Cuntry for Old Women
There Will Be Blood Once a Month

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Pvt.Scott posted:

Those people are dumb.

Most ppl r dumb. :shrug:

That said, the version of Ash that survived, the Ash that everyone knows, is Evil Dead 2 comedy-horror Ash. Also, his hyper-masculine bravado is another lampshade on the gender flip.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

I have it on good authority Fight Club: Bad Bitches is slated for summer 2019 release

With Dolph Lundgren playing Helena Bonham Carter's role?


That's not a fake poster, the film came out last year: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5153860/

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

I guess but it's still derivative

you're a wet blanket you know that?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

Bruh, 1981 comedy-horror wasn't even a genre at the time, what the gently caress are you talking about?

It was the eighties, you had to insert comedy in every movie. That was the law.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Chasing Andy

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Back to the Future: Marci McFly replaces Marty

Her moment at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance involves her bringing out ukulele and playing a Lady Gaga or Beyonce song. The audience laughs at her and she tells them all they're a bunch of assholes and that in 20 years that poo poo like that will have like 5M views on Youtube and over 500K likes.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
sex in the city but its dudes

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

a new study bible! posted:

What about all female Doug

whoa

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

The Sopranas

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Bing! is a chip and dales club lmao. Italian sausage indeed.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
MOOD HOUSE haha.. wait

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Robo Reagan posted:

sex in the city but its dudes

Sex in the City is basically just "what would it be like if 4 boring white women tried to live the lives of 4 cool gay dudes, but were not entertaining at all"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Lady of the Rings: Sorority of the Ring
Lady of the Rings: The Two ??? (I got nothing here)
Lady of the Rings: Return of the Queen


The Two Domes? The Two Tetons? The Two Tunnels?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Just like a bunch of women to get in a big fight over jewelry, am I right fellas? :biotruths:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The Two Tampax.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Cast'her'way: Sandra Bullock gets stranded on an island by herself and has to survive.

The Venusian: Haley Atwell is trapped on Venus and has to survive.

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

A misanthrope posted:

they remade it with a female protagonist and it rocks really really hard



Nothing she hasn't seen before

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