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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i love carrots

# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:29

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

it makes the girls go all doe-eyed and not think I'm a nerd when they see me postin' (heh, so little do they know... :twisted:

)

# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:32

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

I got mine from a namechange thread because I was bored of my old one. I have since been trying to figure out an appropriate avatar/text for it.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:05

TheAwfulWaffle: Jun 30, 2013

It kinda rhymes.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:22

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

It's my name, kind of.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:25

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

It was chosen for me but it's good

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:47

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

12 or 13 years ago I had my wisdom teeth out and I had just bought the freaks and geeks box set. I laid on the couch and watched the whole show front to back several times high on pain meds for about 3 or 4 days

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:51

Mr Executive: Aug 27, 2006

In like 6th grade I used to log on to AOL chatrooms and give people stock advice with this name.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:51

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

I'm an elegant young man. My momma said so.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 04:57

some bust on that guy: Jan 21, 2006; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

I was given this name by FactsAreUseless. It's almost like having no name. Fits me well.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:21

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Bradzilla

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:22

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

FAU gave me this name. I was formally YOUR DEAD GAY SON which I ripped off YCS (RIP)

It's OK. I do agree with the sentiment

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:23

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

it was originally Fonzarelli and that was real good, but then i posted in the username thread and ended up with this weakass pun username generator poo poo

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:23

Flared Basic Bitch: Feb 22, 2005; Invading your personal space since 1968.

I posted in a name change thread, and this was my just reward. Selected by FAU, I think. I wasn't a fan of the new name at first, but now I sometimes think of it, smile, and nod knowingly while quietly saying "Good times. drat good times." aloud to no one in particular.

Before this it was my actual name. I'm the king of no-effort user names is the moral of this story.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:26

IT BURNS: Nov 19, 2012

BECAUSE IT BURNS OH JESUS IT BURNS

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:28

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Got mine in one of them username threads

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:51

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

One day there was a mod who announced that anyone who posted in a FYAD thread could get their name changed to "Hot Dog Day" and I said to myself: "self, that sounds like a great idea!"

81 other people had that idea first.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:53

Mosch: Jul 30, 2013

It's an old nickname I got when people noticed that I, unlike frogs, have hair. It's a portmanteau of Mensch (human) and Frosch (frog).
No, it doesn't make sense in German, either.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:03

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Ralp gave me mine. He was doing like a quiz thread or something, and giving out names based on the answer? or Pokemon or something. Either way I liked it. RIP Ralp.

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Feb 4, 2017

# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:07