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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


alex jones has the weirdest looking body. like what the gently caress is up with it. he looks like a dwarf, like the lord of the rings kind.

e: maybe this explains why he hates goblins so much???

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Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Alex Jones update! [Very NSFW Twitter thread within]

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1033399677855715329?s=01

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
that's so raven

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/30/us/politics/alex-jones-infowars-sandy-hook-lawsuit.html

quote:

A Texas judge denied the motion by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to dismiss a defamation lawsuit brought against him and his Infowars operation by the parents of a Sandy Hook shooting victim, in a ruling released on Thursday.

The lawsuit was filed in state district court in Austin by Veronique De La Rosa and Leonard Pozner, parents of Noah Pozner, who was 6 years old when he was killed in the 2012 mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn.

On his radio broadcast and in videos, Mr. Jones for years spread bogus claims that the shooting was a “false flag,” an event staged by the government as part of an effort to confiscate Americans’ firearms, and that the parents of the children killed were “crisis actors.”

After Mr. Pozner succeeded in getting an Infowars video casting doubt on the shooting removed from YouTube, Mr. Jones showed his audience Mr. Pozner’s personal information and maps to addresses associated with his family, court documents say. Mr. Jones also falsely accused Ms. De La Rosa of participating in a faked interview with Anderson Cooper of CNN after the shooting, according to court documents.

Subsequent death threats and harassment have forced the Pozner family to move seven times. They currently live in hiding.

What a horrendous prick

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-zGk8biek&t=6s
Welp, I'm convinced. What really happened was *mumbles incoherently for 3 hours*

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Didnt read old thread

Was it ever discussed, how he wipes his face so much with a handkerchief that the area from his nose to his chin is permanently red? Like how people get that nose rash from tissue paper. But his whole lower face

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Does anybody know when he started? Withthe hanky? Did something trigger it?

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Alex Jones is one of the reasons why a bunch of conservative Facebook employees are up in arms. The evil liberal femnazi antifa cultural Marxist PC police took down their favorite crackpot TS porn fan prisoner of conscience.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-zGk8biek&t=6s
Welp, I'm convinced. What really happened was *mumbles incoherently for 3 hours*
lmao "I don't take phones on air that I look at porn on."

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Alex Jones is is basically Mac from Its Always Sunny.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

alex jones has the weirdest looking body. like what the gently caress is up with it. he looks like a dwarf, like the lord of the rings kind.

e: maybe this explains why he hates goblins so much???

frog tech

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

alex jones has the weirdest looking body. like what the gently caress is up with it. he looks like a dwarf, like the lord of the rings kind.

e: maybe this explains why he hates goblins so much???

Orcs have a natural distatse for gobs

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
To Alex Jones little potbellied gob peons being in controlled of the levers of power is a gross perversion of nature.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

something need doing? - Alex Jones

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
me not that kind of orc

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
"there's two types of people: people that look at porn, and people that lie about it. but i was NOT looking at porn." --alex jones, truthteller

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-zGk8biek&t=6s
Welp, I'm convinced. What really happened was *mumbles incoherently for 3 hours*

I deleted the virus

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-zGk8biek&t=6s
Welp, I'm convinced. What really happened was *mumbles incoherently for 3 hours*

mom i swear i didnt google "boobies" in the famiyl computer. i dont know who did that but it wasnt me. maybe dad?

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

The failing new york times. obvously another false flag.

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.

Willie Tomg posted:

"there's two types of people: people that look at porn, and people that lie about it. but i was NOT looking at porn." --alex jones, truthteller

glad he cleared that up.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Willie Tomg posted:

"there's two types of people: people that look at porn, and people that lie about it. but i was NOT looking at porn." --alex jones, truthteller

hahahahaha

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1037804224162226176

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




That's all well and good but it's not like Alex Jones is the head racist and all the other racist get banned now. The platform is still unrepairable garbage.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.


I can't believe twitter would ban someone for spankin' it to trans porn. :mad:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Better story is still the time Ted Cruz liked the porn video on Twitter.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

brb gotta lower my false flag to half mast.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Willie Tomg posted:

"there's two types of people: people that look at porn, and people that lie about it. but i was NOT looking at porn." --alex jones, truthteller

is this real?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Typo posted:

is this real?

Realer than morgellons, brother.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Typo posted:

is this real?

it's a direct quote

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-zGk8biek&t=6s
Welp, I'm convinced. What really happened was *mumbles incoherently for 3 hours*

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Willie Tomg posted:

it's a direct quote

amazing

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
the rise and fall of alex jones is pretty amazing story imo

hopefully it's analogous to us politics as we have hit peak crazy before calming down a bit but somehow I think that's asking for too much

Typo has issued a correction as of 00:33 on Sep 7, 2018

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


We haven't even begun to reach peak crazy.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

super macho dude posted:

We haven't even begun to reach peak crazy.

I hope we get to see Alex Jones reach Yukio Mishima levels of crazy

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

We're gonna have a Q political party in congress.

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
dorsey banned alex jones because hes a free speech hating nazi

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

We're gonna have a Q political party in congress.

honestly cannot wait for this

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Alex Jones is an stubbly all over meatball man. It's loving really thrilling him hounding bystanders, I love the little pit bull stance he gets into. Still, I hope his heart explodes so hard he coughs it up.

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