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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

420 SWAGLORD posted:

Lmao if you're real you are *such* a chud. I'll have you know I'm a young and sexy, tight and toned, clean-cut all-American

See? A whiny white guy

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

FuhrerHat posted:

jail in pretty much any other country is way worse than it is in america

maybe if you only compare it to the third world

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
And just from the level of whining I will guess small time drug dealer and/or big-time addict

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

See? A whiny white guy

I didn't realize my exotic, sexy appearance had so much to do with the topic but my skin is of a duskier hue. The burnt umber of honest, hardworking, sexy race mixers. Like if you mixed everyone's colours together and picked your favourite one

Please tell me what this means w/r/t the police or my opinions on them or whatever? Cause I really don't see how me being ebony or ivory has anything to do with... any of this

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

NiceGuy posted:

police unions are a loving cancer

The bizarre thing is they call themselves "Unions". They should be forced to call themselves "Syndicate" or "Cartel" because they have nothing to do with anything related to actual unions.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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420 SWAGLORD posted:

I didn't realize my exotic, sexy appearance had so much to do with the topic but my skin is of a duskier hue. The burnt umber of honest, hardworking, sexy race mixers. Like if you mixed everyone's colours together and picked your favourite one

Please tell me what this means w/r/t the police or my opinions on them or whatever? Cause I really don't see how me being ebony or ivory has anything to do with... any of this

It might shock you to realize that open racist OXBALLS DOT DOM is obsessed with white purity.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

420 SWAGLORD posted:

I didn't realize my exotic, sexy appearance had so much to do with the topic but my skin is of a duskier hue. The burnt umber of honest, hardworking, sexy race mixers. Like if you mixed everyone's colours together and picked your favourite one

Please tell me what this means w/r/t the police or my opinions on them or whatever? Cause I really don't see how me being ebony or ivory has anything to do with... any of this

So do you sell or use large amounts of drugs? Or otherwise live on the fringes of society?

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Victim blaming like mad right here lol

God forbid the police departments are actually plagued with power hungry abusive assholes.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It might shock you to realize that open racist OXBALLS DOT DOM is obsessed with white purity.

Moridin brought it up, not me, and actually I am anti white so please take your baseless slanders somewhere else

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

Victim blaming like mad right here lol

Technically speaking, drug dealers are "perpetrators" not "victims"

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Here's a question - what if you're black and have one of these cards? Does the inherent nature of being a black person pulled over by a cop cancel out the card?

Lol just kidding, I'm sure no black cops were given these cards and no white cop has any black friends.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

A Fancy Hat posted:

Here's a question - what if you're black and have one of these cards? Does the inherent nature of being a black person pulled over by a cop cancel out the card?

Lol just kidding, I'm sure no black cops were given these cards and no white cop has any black friends.

They will shoot you twice as much for stealing official police corruption cards.

After all how else would a black person end up with one?

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

And just from the level of whining I will guess small time drug dealer and/or big-time addict

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So do you sell or use large amounts of drugs? Or otherwise live on the fringes of society?

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Technically speaking, drug dealers are "perpetrators" not "victims"

DRUGS!

You seem pretty sure about this one, but I'm sorry. I won't sell you any drugs.

Seriously though, who do I talk to about a rewarding career in astroturfing? I can't imagine being this dedicated to ending a discussion without being paid, and I'd be a lot better at it than you. The "well what race are you?" and "you do DRUGS!" bits are kinda heavyhanded. I think you should do some extra reading beyond the subversion 101 flowchart

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

420 SWAGLORD posted:

DRUGS!

You seem pretty sure about this one, but I'm sorry. I won't sell you any drugs.

Seriously though, who do I talk to about a rewarding career in astroturfing? I can't imagine being this dedicated to ending a discussion without being paid, and I'd be a lot better at it than you. The "well what race are you?" and "you do DRUGS!" bits are kinda heavyhanded. I think you should do some extra reading beyond the subversion 101 flowchart

So, avoiding the question then going straight to conspiracy theories. The picture is becoming clearer now...

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tetracube posted:

“They are treating active members like s–t, and retired members even worse than s–t,” griped a man whose job allowed him to rape, kill, or steal from anyone he wanted and face no consequences

Maybe he raped, killed and stole... but darn it, he raped for Amuricah !!!1

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Maybe he raped, killed and stole... but darn it, he raped for Amuricah !!!1

This unironically semper fi

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

sic semper tyrannis imo

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So, avoiding the question then going straight to conspiracy theories. The picture is becoming clearer now...

No intelligent person would ever answer that question, there's no "right" answer and it's not at all relevant to the discussion. "No I don't sell drugs" and "yeah I sell drugs so what" both do exactly what you want and shift discussion away from the actions of the police and onto mine.

Astroturfing as a concept isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a disgustingly common part of media consumption in 2018 that can be nearly impossible to detect if the actors carrying it out aren't completely inept. So thanks for that bit I guess (your ineptitude) you semi-pro shitposter

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

420 SWAGLORD posted:

No intelligent person would ever answer that question, there's no "right" answer and it's not at all relevant to the discussion. "No I don't sell drugs" and "yeah I sell drugs so what" both do exactly what you want and shift discussion away from the actions of the police and onto mine.

Astroturfing as a concept isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a disgustingly common part of media consumption in 2018 that can be nearly impossible to detect if the actors carrying it out aren't completely inept. So thanks for that bit I guess (your ineptitude) you semi-pro shitposter

I don't think you understand what astroturfing means

But it definitely sounds like you are in fact a career petty criminal angry at the police

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

420 SWAGLORD posted:

I didn't realize my exotic, sexy appearance had so much to do with the topic but my skin is of a duskier hue. The burnt umber of honest, hardworking, sexy race mixers. Like if you mixed everyone's colours together and picked your favourite one

Please tell me what this means w/r/t the police or my opinions on them or whatever? Cause I really don't see how me being ebony or ivory has anything to do with... any of this

He's a chud and the default argument to fall back on if they don't have anything better is either "why do you care?" (being a Canadian and decrying American policy) or "you only care because" (like when the child of Haitians called out Trump for calling the country a shithole). They are also completely unaware of the inherent irrelevance and hypocrisy of that approach.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

runupon cracker posted:

He's a chud and the default argument to fall back on if they don't have anything better is either "why do you care?" (being a Canadian and decrying American policy) or "you only care because" (like when the child of Haitians called out Trump for calling the country a shithole). They are also completely unaware of the inherent irrelevance and hypocrisy of that approach.

Would you say that "they" are out to get you?

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Would you say that "they" are out to get you?

Of course not, I'm lily white and live in Canada, where the police system is built much more sanely, leading to far less abuse.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

runupon cracker posted:

Of course not, I'm lily white and live in Canada, where the police system is built much more sanely, leading to far less abuse.

Ah, a real subject matter expert

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I don't think you understand what astroturfing means

But it definitely sounds like you are in fact a career petty criminal angry at the police

Been arrested? Your opinion doesn't matter, petty criminal

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Ah, a real subject matter expert

Haven't been? Well what do you know, you're inexperienced

I do know what astroturfing looks like, it looks like this. Disingenuous bullshit to support a particular viewpoint or tear down others.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

But it definitely sounds like you are in fact a career petty criminal angry at the police

~and therefore the police have done and will do nothing wrong everything is okay in the just world~

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Ah, a real subject matter expert

Spectacular! Good job conclusively proving the point of my post in a single page.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


XMNN posted:

maybe if you only compare it to the third world

This is what americans do literally anytime you criticize them and its unbelievably pathetic.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's good and cool that "American Exceptionalism" used to mean 'who cares if you can't do it, we can we're America' but now it means 'who cares if you all can do it, we can't we're America.'

~Somehow~ the rest of the industrialzed world has figured out various forms of healthcare that all function better than ours but we can't do that because reasons. Nevermind that politicians routinely refer to us as the richest nation in the history of the world, can't do it 'cuz ponies.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

It's good and cool that "American Exceptionalism" used to mean 'who cares if you can't do it, we can we're America' but now it means 'who cares if you all can do it, we can't we're America.'

~Somehow~ the rest of the industrialzed world has figured out various forms of healthcare that all function better than ours but we can't do that because reasons. Nevermind that politicians routinely refer to us as the richest nation in the history of the world, can't do it 'cuz ponies.

I think you meant to post this in the healthcare thread

Or maybe it's just you trying to muddy the waters and derail the thread again, just like before when you brought up race for no reason. SMH at this "astroturfing“ [sic]

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think you meant to post this in the healthcare thread

Or maybe it's just you trying to muddy the waters and derail the thread again, just like before when you brought up race for no reason. SMH at this "astroturfing“ [sic]

Do you really not remember how you were actually the one that leapt on that post and started going "well uh probably the cops were justified somehow." It was just a few posts ago.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Lol you must look like a real scumbag


All I said is "he's probably just not white" because the police are documented by the DoJ and FBI to be racially motivated a lot of the time esp with insane actions like was described in that post.

But yeah I'm deffo muddying the waters.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

But yeah I'm deffo muddying the waters.

Yes you are? Stop trying to drag your complexes into unrelated threads trying to turn them all into the same idiots first internet communist rant

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yes you are? Stop trying to drag your complexes into unrelated threads trying to turn them all into the same idiots first internet communist rant

Stop trying to insist that the police did nothing wrong because dude probably "looks like a drug dealer" then screaming about other people bringing up race.

And the healthcare/exceptionalism comment was relevant because you just said "lol then you can't know anything" to the Canada poster as if we're somehow on an alien planet over here in the USA.

I didn't even say poo poo all about communism lol. sp00ky sCArY soCIalIsts

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

Stop trying to insist that the police did nothing wrong because dude probably "looks like a drug dealer" then screaming about other people bringing up race.

What does race have to do with being a drug dealer? You are terrible and I've had enough of your racist astroturfing

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What does race have to do with being a drug dealer? Jesus you are terrible

Everyone itt knows what you're doing.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

COMRADES posted:

Everyone itt knows what you're doing.

Pointing out things other people don't like hearing.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What does race have to do with being a drug dealer? You are terrible and I've had enough of your racist astroturfing

I'm bored. You're boring, Oxballs. I'm gonna go watch tv.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

Everyone itt knows what you're doing.

I've successfully revealed your hidden agenda. Time to switch alts, buddy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

poorlifedecision posted:

I'm bored. You're boring, Oxballs. I'm gonna go watch tv.

Excellent username/post synergy

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Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
oxballs how do you feel about this gif

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