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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


holy ahit

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

why not sell a kidney or your parents

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Just imagine in like 20 years when he has to explain who Mitt Romney is to his cybernetic grandchildren. They laugh and then shift into the 4th dimension.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
he 30 and has a 15 year old son lol

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Or, you know, a photorealistic cock shooting an enormous ropy load all over your face.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
Get a tattoo of your own face, but it's upside down.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

freddy krueger full face and neck tattoo

you'll get laid in no time

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i have a face tatoo of the red stuff thats directly behind my face

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


of course he's a professional wrestler

Cumfartcocktails
Sep 18, 2010
Avatar Fail. :downsbravo:
A triumphant, veiny cockaroonie that's shooting a load, and the load is like a slime font that says "venerate the housewife", to demonstrate your raw sexual virility combined with your respect for traditional western values at the same time

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a big foldy cooter squirting goopy loads of lube all over your face

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
A full face tattoo of someone else's face.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
,

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
A big dick but instead of normal balls the balls are viagra pills so girls know your dick is a dick that has the powrr of Pfizer

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Any number of pepe memes

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE




BURR

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