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Neutrino posted:If you had to die it would be much quicker to quickly get smooshed by a big rock than slowly suffocating with poisonous gases and ash. This guy was a lot luckier than people that actually got into a shelter that would soon be buried forever. There was some documentary I saw where a basement was uncovered with seven (plus tiny bones inside a pelvis, so fetus too) skeletons inside, and graffiti on the walls. The archaeologists all said ‘welp, looks like they survived the blast, but slowly suffocated to death’ Consensus: worse than getting insta-owned by a volcano or flying rock
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apparently most experts now think most of the Pompeii victims died near instantaneously from the massive heat of the pyroclastic flow, as opposed to slowly suffocating on ash like they previously thought
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May 30, 2018 14:04
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how is everyone in Hawaii dying right now
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WalletBeef posted:don't give up, skeleton 
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May 30, 2018 15:14
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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" E: masterbating man: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get it up!"
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May 30, 2018 15:14
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hope i die by getting so violently owned that strangers five thousand years in the future dig me up and go "lmao dude that sucks"
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May 30, 2018 15:16
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 I assume it was a lot like this
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii guy was hard as a rock
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii roman guy: gaius please come on man, run, we can get outta here gaius: go on without me ...I'm going to become immortal
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Neutrino posted:If you had to die it would be much quicker to quickly get smooshed by a big rock than slowly suffocating with poisonous gases and ash. This guy was a lot luckier than people that actually got into a shelter that would soon be buried forever. the pyroclastic flow is 2000 degrees fahrenheit and moves at ~400 mph youre gonna die immediately if it touches you
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You better because if you don't that's gonna hurt like hell
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Mooey Cow posted:They did. That's why he died. Blown off with his volcanic load, milliseconds before the volcano's load rolled in
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May 30, 2018 17:34
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Maybe that guy jacked off so much that God, disgusted by his endless sin, erupted the volcano as punishment.
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Neutrino posted:If you had to die it would be much quicker to quickly get smooshed by a big rock than slowly suffocating with poisonous gases and ash. This guy was a lot luckier than people that actually got into a shelter that would soon be buried forever. Kinda cool that when California gets subducted under the pacific ocean all the people & buildings will be frozen in time like Pompeii.
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communism bitch posted:Maybe that guy jacked off so much that God, disgusted by his endless sin, erupted the volcano as punishment. Then a whole bunch of us are in trouble.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:the pyroclastic flow is 2000 degrees fahrenheit and moves at ~400 mph or even if you're just standing near it
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:If I’m ever in a similar catastrophic situation, I’m going to race to the forums and die posting the vilerat maneuver
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SciFiDownBeat posted:"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" poo poo, he really wasn't masturbating. He was desperately trying to get a chub on trying to remember how Lucretia looked in 53 AD. 
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:or even if you're just standing near it hell i'm dying right now from just reading about it
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Didn't one dude survive a pyroclastic flow that wiped out literally everyone else in town because he was thrown in jail that night for being a rowdy drunk?
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Pyrotoad posted:Didn't one dude survive a pyroclastic flow that wiped out literally everyone else in town because he was thrown in jail that night for being a rowdy drunk? Yep.
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We should all petition Congress to rename Hawaii as Pompeii II: The Reckoning before it is too late.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:roman guy: gaius please come on man, run, we can get outta here im gaius
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How else can we mess with archaelogists 2000 years from now? Time to get goatse tattooed like, underneath my ear folds so they have to take out a microscope to see the "strange markings" and BOOM
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:How else can we mess with archaelogists 2000 years from now? Time to get goatse tattooed like, underneath my ear folds so they have to take out a microscope to see the "strange markings" and BOOM im a archivist irl and some of the documents i care for are 1000 years old. I mention this cause before i quit my job im gonna loving print out the goatman on archival quality card, encapsulate it in melinex, and slip it between the leaves of a 12th century manuscript that nobody ever looks at so hopefully some rear end in a top hat who succeeds me will find it 200 years from now.
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communism bitch posted:im a archivist irl and some of the documents i care for are 1000 years old. I mention this cause before i quit my job im gonna loving print out the goatman on archival quality card, encapsulate it in melinex, and slip it between the leaves of a 12th century manuscript that nobody ever looks at so hopefully some rear end in a top hat who succeeds me will find it 200 years from now.
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VikingSkull posted:just looking out his window, angrily squeezing his shaft augustus what do you see  
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May 30, 2018 22:28
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Has anyone made the owned skeleton saying nice meltdown yet?
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Senior Management posted:I hope does not develop boneitis This is the first symptom of Boneitis.
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oof oof ouch my bones
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I'm sad to hear that the guy we all thought was jerking off was actually dying painfully.
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i really enjoyed this thread’s topic and am going to lift this image and include it in my new stone tablet compilation - “maximus kill montage”
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:How else can we mess with archaelogists 2000 years from now? Time to get goatse tattooed like, underneath my ear folds so they have to take out a microscope to see the "strange markings" and BOOM I am gonna get buried with a bunch of anime figurines and a Darth Vader helmet, and some swords. No gravestone. They won't know what the gently caress was up, and will probably claim ritualist who held great power because that's how we always interpret poo poo like that. Source: I work in the field, if it's weird, it's "ritual".
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KiteAuraan posted:I am gonna get buried with a bunch of anime figurines and a Darth Vader helmet, and some swords. No gravestone. They won't know what the gently caress was up, and will probably claim ritualist who held great power because that's how we always interpret poo poo like that. Now you've got me thinking that ancient "fertility idols" like the venus of willendorf(sp) were really just their equivalent of anime figurines
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Vato posted:I'm sad to hear that the guy we all thought was jerking off was actually dying painfully. I refuse to believe that.
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KiteAuraan posted:I am gonna get buried with a bunch of anime figurines and a Darth Vader helmet, and some swords. No gravestone. They won't know what the gently caress was up, and will probably claim ritualist who held great power because that's how we always interpret poo poo like that. These die-cast Dale Earnheart train figurines represent a powerful fertility figure, a diety of commerce and transport
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SciFiDownBeat posted:im gaius more like gay rear end
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Neutrino posted:If you had to die it would be much quicker to quickly get smooshed by a big rock than slowly suffocating with poisonous gases and ash. This guy was a lot luckier than people that actually got into a shelter that would soon be buried forever. most people died in the initial blast because the gasses released were so hot that it boiled their brains out in two or three seconds
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