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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Vato posted:

It's called style. If you can carry it off, you got it.

:smith:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Extra Large Marge posted:

"Some Like it Hot" is not only a very funny movie, it is also extremely gay for 1959.

same




the funniest thing about marilyn monroe was joltin joe being disgusted about her poor hygiene and her being naked around his house

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lizardman posted:

Look I only have so much time alright?

I don’t get the feeling that you are really committed to your thread about Marilyn. Your knowledge seems thin, at best.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Nm

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS hates women

The terrible thing is I used to argue this, and thought it wasn't so

But now I do---not everyone but enough that I don't fight it anymore
Sad

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
I think the simple truth is that GBS really hates everyone and doesn't like anything.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS hates women

Not everyone :wink:

Father O'Blivion
Jul 2, 2004
Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo
great tits, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG TITIES!!!!

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Despite the many calls that she has hosed up teeth or a stupid face or a square eye I proudly claim that I am not only an ally: I would gently caress the hideous creature Marilyn Monroe

I’d gladly take one for the team. I’m a team player. I would bang the heinous leper AKA Norma Jean Baker

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

I think the simple truth is that GBS really hates everyone and doesn't like anything.

"I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone" is a phrase often heard from very self-aware people.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
this is you op:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SUoi_9asBU

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG TITIES!!!!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Gaunab posted:

I'm more of an Audrey Hepburn type of guy.
Audrey Hepburn is one of the most gorgeous women in American history.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Were you the Buddha in your last life?

There is some similarity of build, though I prefer Marilyn's build.

R.I.P. Which reminds me, years ago I read a professionally published horror short story in which a Marilyn fan digs up her remains, steals the skull, and fucks it.

Not my fetish, but :yeshaha: I suppose.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Not everyone :wink:

Agreed, "GBS hates women" is a prejudiced generalisation. Almost everyone here loves Spinderella. Only some GBSers hate Pick and she has many fans. Some of us even like that chick who eats floor pizza, in spite of her foul habit. And those women here who have gender neutral nicks so they don't get sexually harassed, are largely not sexually harassed.

Edit: Admittedly, Doobie's wife does get an often unrelenting amount of abuse, in that thread.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Nov 16, 2018

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005

BigBadSteve posted:

There is some similarity of build, though I prefer Marilyn's build.

R.I.P. Which reminds me, years ago I read a professionally published horror short story in which a Marilyn fan digs up her remains, steals the skull, and fucks it.

Not my fetish, but :yeshaha: I suppose.

"But surely Miss Monroe was cremated?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7qrkvi_aU

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
She was a sassy dame with big tits, OP. What's not to like?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bogus Adventure posted:

She was a sassy dame with big tits, OP. What's not to like?

She didn't have big tits. They just looked big because she had a classic hourglass figure and was dressed in clothes which accentuated them.

http://themarilynmonroecollection.com/marilyn-monroe-true-size/

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The thing I don't get about Marilyn Monroe is how she's become so commercialized in (I guess the best term would be) modern urban/counter-culture merchandise.

I would have almost thought that if we were going to take some female celebrity from the era and make them into that kind of merchandising icon, it'd be someone like Betty Page.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

JediTalentAgent posted:

The thing I don't get about Marilyn Monroe is how she's become so commercialized in (I guess the best term would be) modern urban/counter-culture merchandise.

I would have almost thought that if we were going to take some female celebrity from the era and make them into that kind of merchandising icon, it'd be someone like Betty Page.
Monroe is better known, died young, was an icon, and was tragically misunderstood. She appeals to young women the same way Kurt Cobain appeals to young men.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

FactsAreUseless posted:

Monroe is better known, died young, was an icon, and was tragically misunderstood. She appeals to young women the same way Kurt Cobain appeals to young men.

They like her music?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't think Courtney Love was alive in the 60s... Unless this is what she wanted us to think!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
We need to start paying some company to make T-shirts of Margaret Dumont smoking a joint and holding up two Desert Eagles.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

They like her music?
Yes

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Gazpacho posted:

trap sprung

the kitten thing threw me off but, by the third paragraph, I knew

Woden
May 6, 2006

Lolie posted:

She didn't have big tits. They just looked big because she had a classic hourglass figure and was dressed in clothes which accentuated them.

http://themarilynmonroecollection.com/marilyn-monroe-true-size/

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/

36D's aren't big tits? This is very unsettling.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

JediTalentAgent posted:

The thing I don't get about Marilyn Monroe is how she's become so commercialized in (I guess the best term would be) modern urban/counter-culture merchandise.

I would say there are two factors that contribute on top of what others have said already. One would be that Warhol's marilyn series established her image disassociated from her actual identity as both a commercial and outsider culture image. The second is that the famous image in the white dress with skirt blowing up was, from the moment it was captured, more or less public domain. In a rare move the studio invited the press and public to the shoot as a promotional stunt. She posed like that for hours, allowing so many different people to photograph the scene that establishing who owns any particular image is difficult.

As to her actual identity influencing the modern day commercialisation: she was one of the first celebrities to maintain constant press by force of being a messy bitch, something which is now both common and celebrated. Also amongst the earliest celebs to release nudes while at the height of their fame, and amongst the earlier ones to lean into being openly sexual rather than playing coy. Living a life that reflects both those things while still imagining yourself to have some of the class of an old Hollywood starlet makes her relevant to today's culture.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Lolie posted:

She didn't have big tits. They just looked big because she had a classic hourglass figure and was dressed in clothes which accentuated them.

http://themarilynmonroecollection.com/marilyn-monroe-true-size/

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/



what the gently caress elizabeth hurley :wtc:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

CJacobs posted:



what the gently caress elizabeth hurley :wtc:

That's a woman who is not very well known for her decision making prowess:

quote:

“According to Liz’s understanding, the picket meant that no-one could act in an commercial, and she obeyed that to the letter,” her manager stated. “If you look at the clip, you won’t see one skerrick of acting.”

I could say that about a lot of your films too, Liz.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I wonder if Liz has changed he mind in the 18 years since that article was published.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

spinderella posted:

Her breasts may have been augmented, I don't know, but they looked real.
The fake circular obviously boobjob breasts that you sometimes see on beautiful women are ugh imo.

If you are going to quote pervert audist from Reddit you'll want to make sure to source it.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Gazpacho posted:

Marilyn Monroe on the screen was an image of pure, innocent, childlike joy in living. She projected the sense of a person born and reared in some radiant utopia untouched by suffering, unable to conceive of ugliness or evil, facing life with the confidence, the benevolence, and the joyous self-flaunting of a child or a kitten who is happy to display its own attractiveness as the best gift it can offer the world, and who expects to be admired for it, not hurt.

In real life, Marilyn Monroe's probable suicide — or worse: a death that might have been an accident, suggesting that, to her, the difference did not matter — was a declaration that we live in a world which made it impossible for her kind of spirit, and for the things she represented, to survive.

If there ever was a victim of society, Marilyn Monroe was that victim — of a society that professes dedication to the relief of the suffering, but kills the joyous.

A happy child who was offering her achievement to the world, with the pride of an authentic greatness and of a kitten depositing a hunting trophy at your feet — who found herself answered by concerted efforts to negate, to degrade, to ridicule, to insult, to destroy her achievement — who was unable to conceive that it was her best she was punished for, not her worst — who could only sense, in helpless terror, that she was facing some unspeakable kind of evil.

How long do you think a human being could stand it?

That hatred of values has always existed in some people, in any age or culture. But a hundred years ago, they would have been expected to hide it. Today, it is all around us; it is the style and fashion of our century.

Where would a sinking spirit find relief from it?

The evil of a cultural atmosphere is made by all those who share it. Anyone who has ever felt resentment against the good for being the good and has given voice to it, is the murderer of Marilyn Monroe.

This one understands.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

7 year itch was also pretty good.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

light weight

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i like em vaguely trashy like mae west

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

one way to know a girl is crazy is if she likes marilyn monroe a lot

like if she has that quote, "if you can't handle handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" quote you know she's gonna be a terrible person

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
A girl I went to high school with did a Marilyn Monroe get-up for prom one year and looked absolute stunning

She went home with some 20+ year old dude after getting kicked out for being high and sneaking alcohol into the ballroom

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May 28, 2012

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