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My, this bra sure is busy.
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Dec 26, 2018 02:21
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Dec 26, 2018 02:27
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you haven't lived until you've been kicked out of a bar for pissing from the ceiling.
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Dec 26, 2018 02:33
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wearing novelty plastic vampire teeth upside down, I walk up to a bored blonde woman sitting alone and start wordlessly gesticulating at her and posing like nosferatu from the black and white 1920s movie
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Dec 26, 2018 02:42
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*Shoe is rendered entirely free of foot due to years of accumulated booze on dance floor
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Dec 26, 2018 03:13
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*In a bar in Central America* “Play some reggaeton” *hears the same 5 songs on repeat for hours every night* *pretends to enjoy it*
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