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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
it’s raining and snowing today because i live in hell so i’ll prolly just read indoors with my puppy and bitch to my friends and loved ones and goons about how i want to go fishing


i want to go fishing

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Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT
Puréeing benadryl with mashed potatoes then boofing the concoction with a turkey baster before my son’s spelling bee.

Chalkece
Jan 27, 2019

-wake up
-play eve online
-go to bed

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Eating a bag of Lightly Salted Lays, getting some real string potato notes here

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

Eating a bag of Lightly Salted Lays, getting some real string potato notes here

just chow down on an unwashed raw potato aka irish parfait

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747
I want to watch March Madness at the dive bar down the street, but I made out with the bartender on St. Paddy's day, and she's already shown she's crazy . Time to check out the other dive bar two blocks down.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
poopin and fartin according to regular order OP

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I might shower because it's been 10 days now and I'm just so depressed. or I could wait a day because I'm not getting any stinkier at this point. I'm only really awake at night when everybody else is asleep. Thank you for asking ,,Chinatown

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
1. Spend 10 hours on an airplane to end up on another continent.
2. Wander around one particular country for several days, observing places and events, and exchanging money for goods and services.
3. Fly back home in time to get ready for the last quarter of the school year and Mrs. Genesplicer's impending surgery.

We are in the middle of phase 1 right now.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i watched that one basketball game with that freak kid tacko fall, went to the gym, and then saw a movie with some friens and then played cards with other friends and then hung out w my girlfriend, ate a pizza, and am now shitposting

tomorrow im going to drink some coffee, go for a nice long walk, call another friend who lives far away, and then play rdr2 until i kill 6 cougars w a bow. i am making tikka masala and cous cous for dinner.

i also have a library book i need to read.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I don't call it the deekin weeken', for nothing

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Watched Us yesterday, it was ok. On a plane to Vegas, might try and win my money back. I lost several hundred last time. I’m due!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

My gf wanted to watch Star wars so I was like fine , but then put TPM on and she can't stop laughing at it

E: anyway that was last night and she fell asleep and we got maybe a third way into it so we'll see if we finish

Worf fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Mar 24, 2019

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I've been emptying the master bedroom and tearing up carpet. Today we'll paint it and then start the new flooring. Owning a.home is the death of weekends.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Oh nvm i guess she wants to go to Target, the place next to my gym that im at rn that she elected not to come out to

So that's fun I love the idea of driving back here for no reason

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

unpleasantly turgid posted:

I’m thinking I might take up swearing this weekend. I’ve been waiting to get started :)

Don't get addicted to it like I did

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Big thumbs up to the Mexican restaurant that was playing the walking dead on their TVs for some reason during afternoon dinner service. My 2 year old loved watching in horror as some kid got garroted on a big screen

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Statutory Ape posted:

Oh nvm i guess she wants to go to Target, the place next to my gym that im at rn that she elected not to come out to

So that's fun I love the idea of driving back here for no reason

Did you get some popcorn at the target cafe

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i didnt finish all my pizza :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i ended up day drinking yesterday and watching the basketball games :D

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

i ended up day drinking yesterday and watching the basketball games :D

The good life man. We all need to sit down sometimes and enjoy the simple things.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


-Lift heavy things repeatedly
-Smoke weed
-Eat food
-Drink beer
-Try to remember what life was like before the nihilism set in
-Play video games

Account McAccount
Mar 30, 2012

-sit on my rear end
-that's about it unless I watch hoarders

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Restring my guitar
Change the oil in my truck
Buy some new shirts and pants

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Salty Josh posted:

Restring my guitar
Change the oil in my truck
Buy some new shirts and pants

this guy fucks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to bangkok :2bong:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

im going to bangkok :2bong:

i'm gonna bang some kok too iykwim.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
by that i mean i'm gonna masturbate furiously

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
I'm gonna play D&D on Sunday afternoon. Then I'll probs go out to dinner with my wife and play Sekiro

On Monday I'll probs do some of our prep for moving later this year

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
-wake up
-grab a brush put on a little makeup
-hide the scars to fade away the shake up

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Mounting television
Chores
Gym
Probs take woman out somewhere
Trip to wholesale club
Pick up laundry
Hopefully play video gamez


:shrug: should be fun

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

woman like sushi, try that

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

numberoneposter posted:

woman like sushi, try that

I asked if she wanted Italian and she grumbled

I live in New England so I guess I'll just go get some chowder and a fish filet

Tbh her hesitation to Italian was that she's had pasta this week already multiple times I think, but I suggested maybe she just don't get pasta :shrug:

Then she was liek "but if we go Italian I'm getting pasta for sure" ok sounds like a you problem not a me problem lol

Maybe Sunday brunch then idk. I don't really like going out to restaurants period

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-Cracking Open A Cold One With The Ladyboys

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Statutory Ape posted:

I asked if she wanted Italian and she grumbled

I live in New England so I guess I'll just go get some chowder and a fish filet

Tbh her hesitation to Italian was that she's had pasta this week already multiple times I think, but I suggested maybe she just don't get pasta :shrug:

Then she was liek "but if we go Italian I'm getting pasta for sure" ok sounds like a you problem not a me problem lol

Maybe Sunday brunch then idk. I don't really like going out to restaurants period
jeez spare me your life story :rolleye:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Sry I clearly have no Friday plans

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
- Drive 50 miles to pull a server
- Yoga
- Watch crew races on the lake
- Imbibe
- Blow Glass
- Finish my Lathe build
- Imbibe
- Go to a bitchin music show while imbibing
- Imbibe
-pass out
- Wake up and go drive and hike 10 mi while imbibing

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

-Cracking Open A Cold One With The Ladyboys

godspeed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
making a pre-marinated tri-tip tonight

gonna get BEEFY

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Chinatown posted:

making a pre-marinated tri-tip tonight

gonna get BEEFY

Who buys pre marinated? That just means it was going bad. What are you a fool? OMG.

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