ITT Something Awful has been sold to Disney

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

i can't wait for the new Doom House re-re-reboot starring Harrison Ford!

(i guess this would actually be ok)

I think it would work better as a Pixar project.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:38

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mozi posted:

dad straight if we're in china, so what

lol

# ? Dec 30, 2019 19:29

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

Famous dead FYAD posters have their likenesses and personalities restored via old editting room discards and digital recreation. They are unleashed on the forums like Carrie Fisher and make disturbingly uncanny posts that appear to be something the poster would say, but somehow disconnected from the context of the thread and of such a pointlessly general character that one wonders why they even tried.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 20:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I get fired

# ? Dec 30, 2019 20:53

RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

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# ? Dec 30, 2019 21:36

spiky butthole: May 5, 2014

Alladin scooped the princesses unflushed turd out of the toilet with his hand. He used his empty hand to scoop some of the pee water and splashed it onto his face so he could disguise himself to the horny reballed tiger she kept around. Without thinking he smeared it across his forehead in warrior stripes and then applied the remains in-between his toes.

The stench quickly started making him dry heave as he tried to keep himself quiet. The last time he sneaked into her quarters that loving tiger pinned him to the floor and used his spiked cat dick to tear a hole in his prehistoric MC hammer balloon pants right above his rear end in a top hat before he was able to smash a vase in its head. He was laughed out of agrabah bar by his drinking buddies who accused him of getting banged like the cheap man whore he was. That part of his life saddened him knowing he was used like a piece of sponge used to clean arses in the public toilets.

He sighed, and then tried to sneak past that loving tiger once more. That smelly bitch better have some decent nipple rings to steal this time.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 21:47

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Blue Story's saga is animated and presented as a triumph of parents choosing consumerism and Star Wars merchandise over the health and future of their child.

spiky butthole posted:

Alladin scooped the princesses unflushed turd out of the toilet with his hand. He used his empty hand to scoop some of the pee water and splashed it onto his face so he could disguise himself to the horny reballed tiger she kept around. Without thinking he smeared it across his forehead in warrior stripes and then applied the remains in-between his toes.

The stench quickly started making him dry heave as he tried to keep himself quiet. The last time he sneaked into her quarters that loving tiger pinned him to the floor and used his spiked cat dick to tear a hole in his prehistoric MC hammer balloon pants right above his rear end in a top hat before he was able to smash a vase in its head. He was laughed out of agrabah bar by his drinking buddies who accused him of getting banged like the cheap man whore he was. That part of his life saddened him knowing he was used like a piece of sponge used to clean arses in the public toilets.

He sighed, and then tried to sneak past that loving tiger once more. That smelly bitch better have some decent nipple rings to steal this time.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 22:10

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Wreck-It-Ralph Meat Shoes

# ? Dec 30, 2019 23:27

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Goons are blindsided when they learn that forums posters "Miley Cybersex" and "Hannah MontANAL" are the one and the same person.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 04:01

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Old forum posts can only be read in pan and scan.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 04:02

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

The next Disney animated film is The Princess and The Printer

# ? Dec 31, 2019 04:12

Salem Saberhagen: Feb 23, 2009

spiky butthole posted:

Alladin scooped the princesses unflushed turd out of the toilet with his hand. He used his empty hand to scoop some of the pee water and splashed it onto his face so he could disguise himself to the horny reballed tiger she kept around. Without thinking he smeared it across his forehead in warrior stripes and then applied the remains in-between his toes.

The stench quickly started making him dry heave as he tried to keep himself quiet. The last time he sneaked into her quarters that loving tiger pinned him to the floor and used his spiked cat dick to tear a hole in his prehistoric MC hammer balloon pants right above his rear end in a top hat before he was able to smash a vase in its head. He was laughed out of agrabah bar by his drinking buddies who accused him of getting banged like the cheap man whore he was. That part of his life saddened him knowing he was used like a piece of sponge used to clean arses in the public toilets.

He sighed, and then tried to sneak past that loving tiger once more. That smelly bitch better have some decent nipple rings to steal this time.

This doesn't add up at all.. They don't have toilets in Agrabah.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 04:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.