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Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
The sequels aliens are so loving lame. They are all beige, bald and boring.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


there's a lot of cool new aliens in the sequels but it really bugged me in TFA there's like, zero iconic aliens at all besides someone like chewbaca

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
maz is pretty emblematic



"Living in an ancient castle on the planet Takodana, Kanata gained a reputation as a "pirate queen" by allowing traveling smugglers to reside in her home—as long as they honored her prohibitions against politics and war."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Berke Negri posted:

there's a lot of cool new aliens in the sequels but it really bugged me in TFA there's like, zero iconic aliens at all besides someone like chewbaca

i got the impression that jjabrams or disney or both wanted these guys to be popular in a boba fett way

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jaxxon

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Kazimir Vysehrad
Mar 13, 2013


https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones

Zane
Nov 14, 2007


clone wars is very cool and good :downs:

Zane fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jan 24, 2020

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

If we're going beyond the movies into the old EU, then hell yes Jaxxon.
I think he was in the first Marvel story arc after the movies, when nobody had heard even of Splinter of the Mind's Eye let alone The Empire Strikes Back and anything went. So, sure, add a man-sized talking green rabbit to Solo's Magnificent Seven crew, why not!

When Marvel rebooted their Star Wars comics a few years back, they had him on a variant cover.


Also, the Clone Wars episode "A Sunny Day in the Void" paid tribute to him by dropping his corpse in the desert:



Zane posted:



clone wars is very cool and good :downs:

I think I said it before, but I unironically love the depraved fabulousness of Ziro. Very much in the Hutt spirit.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Holy crap, I actually remember having one of these as a kid. Good times...

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?




I forgot Leia had an army of slave warriors.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
possibly the best/worst species name? terrelian jango jumper

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Bucky O'Hare did not age well

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DOG FACE SPACE DRAGONS







distinct from but related to DINOSAUR BUG FRONT SPACE DRAGONS



ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


There are a lot of things in the old EU I'll go to bat for, but in other places there are some ... er ... unfortunate choices made.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Epicanthix

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Stupid aliens need the most attention.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




quockrans





watch out!! theyre somewhat xenophobic and dont like to emerge from their moist subterranean tunnels during the day

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

NWS those alien titties dude

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I choose all the stupid aliens at once with the Shi'ido, I win.



Dont Touch ME posted:



My favorite is the upsized praying mantis. Nothing of note about it, it's just a big praying mantis.

His cousin N'Grath is a crime boss.



Have one of these, too.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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This is the one I hate the most. It’s a monkey with yoda ears and some bullshit. I don’t get it.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




I like the monkey thing from rogue 1 that's like a door gunner or something that let's out this little howl right as he gets shot down.

RIP black hawk down monkey alien.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

CelticPredator posted:

This is the one I hate the most. It’s a monkey with yoda ears and some bullshit. I don’t get it.

That's an ape, idiot. But yeah, it sucks.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


This is the worst alien

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Linux Pirate posted:

This is the worst alien



agreed

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011














These are all the same stupid alien.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
how?! the second to last one is like... furry bait??

BlueTide
Apr 11, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

how?! the second to last one is like... furry bait??

Absolutely, in no way, am I a furry, but it's a pretty sexy alien tbh :blush:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I may have lied and two of those are actually Yuzzem instead of Yuzzum. Have another one to make up for it.



BlueTide posted:

Absolutely, in no way, am I a furry, but it's a pretty sexy alien tbh :blush:

I think that does make you a little bit of a furry. Like that's not really any humanoid sex characteristic instead of being buff. It's got the same kind of ribcage bulge that you see in like a dog. Maybe my eyeballs are wrong though.

Of course if you dive right into Star Wars furry aliens, there's these guys that I still can't believe nobody tried to at least hide it a little. I think one of them used to be a moderator.

BlueTide
Apr 11, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

SlothfulCobra posted:

I think that does make you a little bit of a furry.

This is extremely uncalled for......I'm not a furry!!!! :(

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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BlueTide posted:

This is extremely uncalled for......I'm not a furry!!!! :(

only a yiff deals in absolutes

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Of course if you dive right into Star Wars furry aliens, there's these guys that I still can't believe nobody tried to at least hide it a little. I think one of them used to be a moderator.



A pedophile?

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
There's also the time that Han Solo had sex with an otter

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