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All the 7-11s just rebranded and left my city. Dark times.
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I am not surprised that there are entire schools of thought devoted to what unhealthy snack should be consumed versus an apple or bag of carrot sticks is the correct answer Its carrot sticks. Eat those and ascend to Rabbit loving status. I'm going to boil some tea and drink it straight from the lovely iron pot
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Oct 11, 2020 03:57
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im_sorry posted:I generally buy snacks that can be eaten with one hand at the gas station... because my job involves driving a lot. My diet lately consists of a lot of chips and creamcheese/jalapeno taquitos. I sometimes get those egg salad sandwiches when I need something more substantial, but I have to pull over for a couple minutes to eat those, and if it gets to that point, I might as well stop at one of the fast food places on the route. For caffeine, I find that the most effective thing to do is get a bottle of caffeineh pills, put 'em in your glovebox, and learn how to swallow them without water. Do they still make those portable soup cups where you can sip from them? This seems like the exact situation they were designed for
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Oct 11, 2020 03:59
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Like christ they taught in gradeschool the drat food groups right?? Serious answer Steal salt packets to replenish your sodium and refill your water bottles from the tap so you can continue to sweat the drugs out of your body and steal some dope shades or headphones on your way out and then fill a bag with the free green apples you saw the homeless dude passed out next to Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Oct 11, 2020 |
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Oct 11, 2020 04:04
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Buy the pretty middle age man behind the counter.
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Oct 11, 2020 04:09
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Do they still make those portable soup cups where you can sip from them? This seems like the exact situation they were designed for I didn't realize these existed! I'll have to look out for them next time I'm in a gas station.
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Oct 11, 2020 04:09
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*looks back at line of customers* UH *adjusts pants*, give me one of those scratchers, ok now two of those other scratchers. what type of chew you got? gimme that one, no the one to the right. im in no rush take your time. oh can i get a quick pick on the lotto to? printout please.
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Oct 11, 2020 04:13
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Chinatown posted:*looks back at line of customers* You gonna pull out your coinpurse and slowly count out some pennies? Gonna find that you don't have enough pennies so you'll just throw down the wadded  that you've been clutching?
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Oct 11, 2020 04:18
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Fartington Butts posted:You gonna pull out your coinpurse and slowly count out some pennies? Gonna find that you don't have enough pennies so you'll just throw down the wadded thanks for reminding me. gonna need that western union cash advance. did that come through? hold on lemme call my brother to make sure he sent it
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Oct 11, 2020 04:19
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Corn nuts and snickers
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Oct 11, 2020 04:22
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Chief McHeath posted:I buy the pickle in a bag, open it, fart in it, then reseal it with my lighter and put it back. Fart pickle. What is the geometry you assume to fart into a bag?
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Oct 11, 2020 04:43
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Zeinin posted:What is the geometry you assume to fart into a bag? Its called the Pythagorean Theorem
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Oct 11, 2020 04:47
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Chinatown posted:*looks back at line of customers* i turned in a 40 dollar scratch off win in a totally empty gas station the other day. there was no cash in the till and the guy had to wait 5 minutes for a safe to open (???) and during this time like 7 people got in line behind me. rip
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Oct 11, 2020 11:39
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the trend of putting artificial sweetener in and reducing the sugar is awful. all the unhealthiness of sugar with all the garbage taste of aspertame. hooray.
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Oct 11, 2020 16:21
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I wonder if you could get one of those giant lidded mugs that the chain gas stations sell with the dumb names like Big Slurper or Mega Sip, the ones they sell with the expectation that you will reuse them whenever you come in, and fill it with something more valuable than soda, like Fast Break bars, eye glass kits, or gold.
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Oct 11, 2020 16:38
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Imagine being arrested because you got caught filling a 128 ounce soda mug with motor oil.
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Oct 11, 2020 16:39
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TheAardvark posted:where do you go to get the freshest Riesens? Farmers market? honestly your best bet is Hobby Lobby but you'll have to pay a slight premium because thats the one place where the demand can outstrip supply
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Oct 11, 2020 17:59
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Gas station boner pills
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Oct 11, 2020 18:05
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numberoneposter posted:Gas station boner pills wash those bad boys down with a 300mg caffeine CREATINE + BCAA energy drink 
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Oct 11, 2020 22:31
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Im a fan of the old vieny stale hotdogs that have been on the grill past their due date.
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Oct 11, 2020 23:05
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numberoneposter posted:Gas station boner pills There's a gas station in one of the towns I pass through lots that has a "health vending centre" in the washroom with condoms, "marital aids", and "The Ultimate Herbal Viagra. It will make your Johnson bigger!". I looked at the ingredients.... it's just the amino acid l-arginine, which you can buy at any health food store for, like, 1/20th the price. I can't imagine it would do much.
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Oct 12, 2020 03:29
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Those snowball things, the pink ones
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Oct 12, 2020 03:39
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Banana Moon Pie, strawberry milk.
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Oct 12, 2020 03:46
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Jalapeño Bahama mama and jalapeño Cheetos.
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Oct 12, 2020 03:53
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Bahama mama and a spicy v8
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Oct 12, 2020 04:18
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Chief McHeath posted:Or maybe some Munchos cause they're two dollars only. this is prolly an unpopular opinion, but those are overrated
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Oct 12, 2020 04:29
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chicharones (spicy plz)
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Oct 12, 2020 04:32
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pojr posted:this is prolly an unpopular opinion, but those are overrated You think "Munchos" are overrated?
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Oct 12, 2020 04:36
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im_sorry posted:There's a gas station in one of the towns I pass through lots that has a "health vending centre" in the washroom with condoms, "marital aids", and "The Ultimate Herbal Viagra. It will make your Johnson bigger!". I looked at the ingredients.... it's just the amino acid l-arginine, which you can buy at any health food store for, like, 1/20th the price. I can't imagine it would do much.
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Oct 12, 2020 04:37
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Get yourself a Payday or three
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Oct 12, 2020 05:14
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zaepg posted:Im a fan of the old vieny stale hotdogs that have been on the grill past their due date.
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Oct 12, 2020 05:16
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combos thats what you're meant to buy from gas stations
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Oct 12, 2020 05:23
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hakimashou posted:combos thats what you're meant to buy from gas stations Whats a good flavor for those. I've had them once and I was not impressed by the pepperoni pizza ones.
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Oct 12, 2020 05:34
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It's true, the only correct answer is Combos. Cheddar cheese with plain cracker is the best. Drinks either Arizona or Calypso Lemonades. Munchos are disgusting bags of fried paper and garbage for pathetic cowards. Funions are acceptable.
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Oct 12, 2020 05:34
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Whats a good flavor for those. I've had them once and I was not impressed by the pepperoni pizza ones. There is no hope for you.
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Oct 12, 2020 05:36
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i saw a gas station sign that read "rib tips every tuesday" today. who can resist gas station barbeque?
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Oct 12, 2020 05:42
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toasted almond ice cream bar
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Oct 12, 2020 05:43
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i saw a gas station sign that read "rib tips every tuesday" today. who can resist gas station barbeque? I mean, gas station sushi is a thing.
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Oct 12, 2020 05:47
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TheAardvark posted:You think "Munchos" are overrated? been hearing a lot of (possibly) unmerited "Munchos" buzz
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Oct 12, 2020 05:48
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Does 7-11 still do tater tots
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Oct 12, 2020 05:50
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