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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Kind of want tots, eggs, bacon and cheese with salsa verde in a breakfast burrito.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I like my taters in tot form. :colbert:

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Apr 6, 2011

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Aardvark! posted:

I'm gonna add a frozen potato product of some kind to my instacart. BUT WHAT WILL IT BE

Tater tots

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Roumba posted:

If I made tater tots with a hole in the middle so they cook faster and more evenly, what should I call them? Tater Tubes? Tater Tooots?

I'm saving Tater Torus for the onion ring shaped and flavored variant.

Padater Padooters

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
how about "tater straws"? It's not alliterative but it does sound like something that should be a thing

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
the burger place i go to used to sell these and they are the best tots https://www.usfoods.com/great-food/featured-products/appetizers-entrees/puzzle-potatoes.html

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I don't need to be doing loving calculus just to eat my tots. :hai:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Turns out I was out of tots so breakfast burrito has been deferred until tomorrow morning.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





"Tator tots" is a really dumb name that would be ridiculed if unveiled by a brand today. It's like calling sliders "smolburgs" or "UwU patties."

I do the lords work making everyone uncomfortable calling tater tots "spud nuggets," even when ordering from restaurants.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I always feel there are better ways to eat potatoes than in tot form.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Crosses all dayparts

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

gleebster posted:

I always feel there are better ways to eat potatoes than in tot form.

Every potato except scalloped is good.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

super sweet best pal posted:

Every potato except scalloped is good.

Uh
Scalloped potatoes are grubbin

Cheese and potatoes, and cum nectar grease mmmm

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Scalloped potatoes might be fine but they certainly don't cross all dayparts.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

how about "tater straws"? It's not alliterative but it does sound like something that should be a thing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

super sweet best pal posted:

Every potato except scalloped is good.

You.
Out.

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Spinz posted:


cum nectar grease mmmm

The what now

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I like tots because they can be used as hash browns in a pinch.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i prefer tater thots

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I guess you could say I’m hot for tots

feller
Jul 5, 2006


super sweet best pal posted:

Every potato except scalloped is good.

because scalloped is great, right?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Tater tots aren’t a thing over here in Knifecrime Island. We do have croquette potatoes as the nearest thing, which is mashed potatoes breadcrumbed and deep fried, which seems to be somehow worse for you than tater tots.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Torquemada posted:

Tater tots aren’t a thing over here in Knifecrime Island. We do have croquette potatoes as the nearest thing, which is mashed potatoes breadcrumbed and deep fried, which seems to be somehow worse for you than tater tots.

is there literally anything that you people cannot gently caress up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

bird with big dick posted:

The next person in this thread that calls a tater tot a loving potato gem is getting banned.

yep

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
potato gem lmfao. WTF

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Apr 6, 2011

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Croquettes are good also

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
tater tots but they're hollow and crispy on the inside. tater geodes. potatodes

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

This hookah bar in Gainesville, FL used to sell “Spuds” which were just potatoes sliced horizontally into discs and deep fried until they gave a satisfying crunch to bite into. I think they were honestly better than tater tots because they didn’t have that weird minced potato texture in your mouth

E. I think it was called like, “Farrah’s’” or something but can’t really remember

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1redflag posted:

This hookah bar in Gainesville, FL used to sell “Spuds” which were just potatoes sliced horizontally into discs and deep fried until they gave a satisfying crunch to bite into. I think they were honestly better than tater tots because they didn’t have that weird minced potato texture in your mouth

I believe those are called “chips”

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Nah, they were like 3/4+ inch thick

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1redflag posted:

Nah, they were like 3/4+ inch thick

Ah gotcha. A pub around here does something similar with their “pub fries”. Basically thicker than a chip but slimmer than a proper French fry, maybe about 1/8 to 1/4 inch thick. Delicious. Good enough to just get as an appetizer on their own.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Amazon has six different flavors of tater kegs that’s 60 pounds of tater kegs for about $600 if ten of us all chip in $60 each we can each get one pound of each different flavor tater keg now obviously reshipping is going to kill us so I propose we meet somewhere centrally located and divvy them up in person I suggest Des Moines.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

1redflag posted:

Nah, they were like 3/4+ inch thick

Your dick is 3/4- inch thick.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

bird with big dick posted:

Your dick is 3/4- inch thick.

how long... ?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Average russet potato length I guess

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Thick chips are good but I don't know comparable to tots. Tots feature and problem is they are handheld hashed potato which means they are perfect to cross all dayparts but have less brown bit ratios than pan fried hash browns.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I'd rather have steak fries greasily limp in the middle drowned in tartar sauce

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


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