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How much of this are you going to watch?
Like 15%
37%
I'm Gone at the half
69%
420% (also, gently caress the Cowboys)
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BlueFootedBoobie
Feb 15, 2005

Joe looking trim and happy

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Zach Wilson already benched! :sad:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Awful app having me use my Imgur app to post pics means it will take longer for me to post chicken wings.

Basic original wings from Wingstop & a Coors Light. Appropriate for a preseason game.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Who's this loving Not Zach Wilson??

midwat
May 6, 2007

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Zach Wilson already benched! :sad:

Can't wait for another team/fanbase to talk themselves into him

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Zach Wilson already benched! :sad:

He's in mid-season form!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't believe I waited this long to open a beer.



Edit: felt like the most appropriate thing in the fridge.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 4, 2023

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

I can't believe I waited this long to open a beer.

I can't believe it's only been like 170 days since the Super Bowl. It feels like several eons.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Is Steph Curry as Dangerous as Russell Wilson?

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Quiet Feet posted:

I can't believe I waited this long to open a beer.


I try to watch how much I drink, but goddamn do I want a nice strong stout right now.

:lol: Kellen MOND!!!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh that's not Deshawn Watson.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
hey, a down has been touched

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
First :thurman: of the (pre)season!

:woop:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I'm getting a Jason Brownlee jersey.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

hey, a down has been touched

Not the first time the Browns have experienced unexpected touching.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The casual way they talk about Watson being a piece of human garabge.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Christ. Imagine being on a basketball team and the other team is putting a yeti out there.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Robert Saleh looks like he's ready for death

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have already overreacted to this game and picked up Cedric Tillman and Jason Brownlee in dynasty.





just kidding I picked them up before this game. Tillman is large.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Revis got faaat

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Revis to Bill Belichek: "I only wanna be with youooouuu."

midwat
May 6, 2007

fartknocker posted:

Revis got faaat

Yah, that is a gut right there

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Football is back! I can't watch the game. Have I missed any shenanigans?

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

Hughmoris posted:

Football is back! I can't watch the game. Have I missed any shenanigans?

you have missed literally nothing

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Revis has the ideal post retirement body. Probably just crushing insanely good food every day and being rich as gently caress.

The chad Darrelle Revis and the virgin Joe Thomas

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I like how they completely memory holed that Tampa Bay year for Revis

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Hughmoris posted:

Football is back! I can't watch the game. Have I missed any shenanigans?

Zach Wilson fell down and it was mildly funny

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

I like how they completely memory holed that Tampa Bay year for Revis


I totally forgot he played for the Chiefs for like a minute

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

fartknocker posted:

Revis got faaat

:same:, tho eating chicken wings isn't helping.

This game is so dull I went to Target in hopes of grabbing
Ben & Jerry's Colin Kaepernick's Change The Whirled Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert.
Alas they were out so I had to resort to…

The Tonight Dough With Jimmy Fallon.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

:same:, tho eating chicken wings isn't helping.

This game is so dull I went to Target in hopes of grabbing
Ben & Jerry's Colin Kaepernick's Change The Whirled Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert.
Alas they were out so I had to resort to…

The Tonight Dough With Jimmy Fallon.

Strongly recommend the Whiskey Biz if you can find it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jason Garrett's face in this interview looks like a razor burned nutsack

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lions/Chiefs is gonna be a bloodbath.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Jason Garrett's face in this interview looks like a razor burned nutsack

Garrett got a rare form of taint cancer and his balls had to be moved to his chin to keep them alive while he underwent treatment.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hall of Fame rings.



Sponsored by Kay Jewlers.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I heard there was football

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

rjmccall posted:

I heard there was football

That's barely correct. But yes.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
go 4 it

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Aaron looking like an old man

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The refs need to stop loving throwing flags. It's a preseason game.

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