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My favorite one ever was making fun of that old story where Jesus carried the guy and that's why there's only one set if foot prints. But it's the guy telling Jesus its bullshit.
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Dr_Amazing posted:My favorite one ever was making fun of that old story where Jesus carried the guy and that's why there's only one set if foot prints. It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
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New video series: America's Best
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This one really stuck with me, especially the guy tripping over something and accidentally shaking a hip, summoning the Mothership. This one too: Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree
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The Onion's streak of pitch-black humor about gun violence continues: BREAKING: It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places
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North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon
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PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama What would you most associate with Alabama? Racism: 30% Teen Pregnancy: 25% Obesity: 20% Religious Intolerance: 15% Illiteracy: 10% Amused to Death has a new favorite as of 05:16 on Feb 8, 2013 |
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Amused to Death posted:What would you most associate with Alabama? There's a Family Feud joke here somewhere.
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Department Of Interior Bilked Out Of $18 Million In Funding By Con Gopherquote:For all we know, that son-of-a-bitch gopher is halfway to Aruba by now. Some great photoshops in the video too.
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Jerusalem posted:
Starting to hate the videos. I watch them, read the article, then forget to close the tab and they start replaying out of nowhere. Or, around election season, the 7/11 clips would freeze the the whole tab after the ads. Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Feb 8, 2013 |
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American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Them This perfectly channels the public's apathy on the government grabbing a rather insane power.
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Between this and the "Users Demand Less Interactivity" article, there's a very frustrated designer at the Onion. It's hilarious. Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser
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Echo Chamber posted:American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Them I feel that somehow that last sentence is factually accurate.
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Sweating Obama Admits Drone Strikes Have Been Happening On Their Own
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Ahahaha holy poo poo.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Ahahaha holy poo poo.
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Ariong posted:I've never heard this man's name before and now I love him. I worked at the DOE and I can confirm he loving rules.
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I mean, I know the comic is satire and all, but it still doesn't stop me from getting angry at them.
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One of my favorite Kelly cartoons:
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Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys
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Area Man's Knee Making Weird Soundquote:COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Noting that it began happening just a few days ago, local 31-year-old Anthony Forster told reporters Monday that his left knee has been making a really strange sound lately. “It’s like a little clicking noise—can you hear it?” said Forster, as he repeatedly flexed his knee back and forth in an effort to demonstrate the unusual sound. “You have to get really close and listen for it. It usually happens when I bend my knee all the way back and—there, did you hear that? It was doing it worse before, but you can still hear it.” At press time, sources confirmed a small blood clot just above Forster’s knee had broken loose and was traveling through his bloodstream to his brain, where it is expected to cause a massive stroke, killing him instantly. Spoiling the last line because it's THAT GOOD.
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Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength to Lead Church Backward It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places the_steve has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Feb 11, 2013 |
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This just in: Vice President Biden has announced that he is not running for the papacy. I immediately pictured a Pope Diamond Joe.
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Someone took to heart Colbert-equse pun dead horse beatings to heart
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Brother Jonathan posted:This just in: Vice President Biden has announced that he is not running for the papacy. I immediately pictured a Pope Diamond Joe. I hope the Onion just reports the story totally straight.
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DaveWoo posted:Frustrated Wayne LaPierre Thought Murder Of 20 Children By Crazed Gunman Would Have Blown Over By Now
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DaveWoo posted:UPDATE: NRA Lobbyist Confident That Murder Of 20 Children By Crazed Gunman Will Soon Blow Over I thought that that would be a link to The Onion, but holy poo poo, it's real.
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I still haven't found an Onion video I like more than Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport. As far as articles go, my standing favourite is I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore by Rush Limbaugh. quote:I've cried my tears. I've battled my demons, and I've lost. It's over. It's all over. The only thing left for me to do now is just go away. Have I even once contributed a single ounce of good to humanity? Put me out of my misery. I wouldn't make a fuss. I wouldn't even humiliate myself by saying goodbye. For the first time in my odious, pitiful life, I'd accept my fate with quiet dignity.
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The Crotch posted:As far as articles go, my standing favourite is I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore by Rush Limbaugh. A classic video: Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-faCh8BUEts
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"I ran to the wreckage to make sure that the victim was still breathing or else was Glenn Beck." is still as good a line now as it was in 2009.
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World Surrenders to North Korea
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So the question is: how many people are going to believe this? Bonus points for being a foreign news source.
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The Crotch posted:"I ran to the wreckage to make sure that the victim was still breathing or else was Glenn Beck." is still as good a line now as it was in 2009.
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Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency Highlight of the SOTU address.
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Brother Jonathan posted:One of my favorite Kelly cartoons: "Collection agency jackals" is a phrase that keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.
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Rich White People Get Latino Guy To Do Some Work For Them
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Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight “Christ, that guy just wouldn’t stop talking,” “When it was over, I looked at over at my husband and was like, ‘What the hell was that?’ Seriously, who does that?” “I mean, who does this rear end in a top hat think he is?”
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Hands down my favorite Taylor Swift article: Taylor Swift Mourns Death of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner
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