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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


JJJ is screaming for the readers to help him get out of this comic hell.

Good avatar material too.

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Threep
Apr 1, 2006

It's kind of a long story.

Kangaroo Jerk
Jul 23, 2000

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
"SWATT!"

The gator that got swat looks like it was standing on two legs before Spidey put an end to its affront against nature.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ever been so mad you hit a gator with another gator?

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

I love how the gator Spidey’s holding seemingly turns into a puppet on the third panel.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It's one of those inflatable gator rafts. They all are. The snakes are pool noodles. This is all happening in his head and he is ruining my pool party.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm guessing this is what happens in the city of Pandemonium.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

evilmiera posted:

The hell is that gator in the middle panel doing? He looks like he is goofing off and almost getting his head bitten by the other gator.

I don't even have to mention what the third panel is.

It was menacing Bruce Banner but then Spider-Man walked in carrying another gator and it couldn't believe what it was seeing.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Has anyone said 'ereptile dysfunction' yet?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
JJJ reenacting the cover of Action Comics #1

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Spidey beating off gators, literally and figuratively. What a world we live in.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I've been reading old Spider-Mans and apparently this isn't a rare fighting style for Peter.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Push El Burrito posted:

I've been reading old Spider-Mans and apparently this isn't a rare fighting style for Peter.



No GROOONK or ROOOONK, NSM is still superior.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

He broke the sound barrier with that snek!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Samuringa posted:

No GROOONK or ROOOONK, NSM is still superior.

Well they're crocodiles, not gators.

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009

Samuringa posted:

No GROOONK or ROOOONK, NSM is still superior.

I don't know, that version of the Lizard has a train. NSM the Lizard hasn't got a train.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Stahlgeist posted:

I don't know, that version of the Lizard has a train. NSM the Lizard hasn't got a train.

He was taking the reptile train to the swamp.

I am not making a joke.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

evilmiera posted:

The hell is that gator in the middle panel doing? He looks like he is goofing off and almost getting his head bitten by the other gator.

I don't even have to mention what the third panel is.
That third panel is art :colbert:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

CannonFodder posted:

That third panel is art :colbert:

I agree, but only because porn is also art.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Push El Burrito posted:

It's one of those inflatable gator rafts. They all are. The snakes are pool noodles. This is all happening in his head and he is ruining my pool party.

Spider Man truly is a menace!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Is he tall and thin,
Or short and
SQUATT?
The Gator of Swatt.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That's odd. It's 1am and there isn't a NSM strip yet?

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

That's odd. It's 1am and there isn't a NSM strip yet?

I'M COMING DOWN.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah something's broken?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The weekday and weekend colorists are locked in a battle to the death

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Malachite_Dragon posted:

The weekday and weekend colorists are locked in a battle to the death

We all knew this would happen eventually

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

They're just figuring out new methods of hot reptile on reptile action.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The weekday and weekend colorists are locked in a battle to the death

Eventually they'll run out of crocodiles to fence with, and the strip will continue.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Have no fear:



Turns out The Lizard has always been right next to them.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
How many gators could a Spider-Man chuck if a Spider-Man could chuck gators?

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.
Spider-Man hitting foul balls instead of line drives or even home runs is some great shade from Banner.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If JJJ hadn't pointed very slightly to the side for them, they'd never have found The Lizard.

I'm not being sarcastic, either!

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I know it's a baseball reference, but I can only read it as Bruce being really weird and poetic. Avaunt ye, foul balls of scaly hate!

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Jerusalem posted:

If JJJ hadn't pointed very slightly to the side for them, they'd never have found The Lizard.

I'm not being sarcastic, either!

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Newspaper Spider-Man hitting alligators with an alligator – for ever.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lizard is definitely doing a Magic Mike dance back there.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


The Lizard looks like he's just happy everyone came to his party. "Get over here, you guys! I can't believe you all showed up!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
BRING IT IN, GUYS!

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



he reminds me of that old come at me bro meme

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