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Arglebargle III posted:This is the part of the thread where we reassure each other that no, the videos and reviews are wrong, the game will be amazing. The game is probably gonna suck but john walker is wrong for a living.
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Zelder posted:Kumail Nanjiani is awesome, the gently caress is wrong y'all I like kumail a lot, but I'm not in love with any of his clips in this game so far But he's good in everything else
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Mar 15, 2017 00:26
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I liked that he was confused about what a pathfinder was when that is the premise of the game and the subject of...like every promo we've seen up to now, also big ryder talks about it for the first 10 mins of the game.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:27
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Nanjiani is great. I do hope Walker is wrong though. I trust Hernandez a lot more than him in any case.
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but why pathfinders
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Burkion posted:Multiplayer will be good 
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:hey i know we like to joke around in here but let's get real for a second yeah, seriously. every single human in that video is flat out bad and really not any good to look at for an extended period. they eyes are just glassy and stare seemingly anywhere except the person they're talking to.
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Arglebargle III posted:This is the part of the thread where we reassure each other that no, the videos and reviews are wrong, the game will be amazing. faaaaart
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Arglebargle III posted:This is the part of the thread where we reassure each other that no, the videos and reviews are wrong, the game will be amazing. 
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Caution: Ryder enlarged for detail
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She will not love you long time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVKKRzemX_w&t=49s her face says this
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"The game will be great! The game will be great!" He exclaimed while fondly remembering his adventures in Dragon Age II, ME 3, The Old Republic and it's various expansions, and Dragon Age Inquisition. "I can't wait..." As he drifted to sleep, the release date drawing closer. Soon he will be pounced on by PB in all her Shrek-y beauty.
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Arglebargle III posted:This is the part of the thread where we reassure each other that no, the videos and reviews are wrong, the game will be amazing.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:31
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RatHat posted:From that article Also this is honestly pretty charming. Seeing AI companions end up in weird places is about the only reason to bring them along. Finding Roach in all kinds of crazy places was great in TW3. I just hope one day game developers learn to stop giving the player collision detection with their squadmates so they can't pin you into places 
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Mar 15, 2017 00:32
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Ein Sexmonster posted:But the majority of the reviews and impressions are positive? they're really not but ok
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Mar 15, 2017 00:32
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Ein Sexmonster posted:But the majority of the reviews and impressions are positive? The reviews are "Eh it's ok. Few problems here and there. Few things we liked." It's going to be an astoundingly average game. Which is fine, I guess.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:33
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Ein Sexmonster posted:But the majority of the reviews and impressions are positive?  : clearly John Walker didn't get that EA paycheck this time around
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Mar 15, 2017 00:33
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since its decided it will be horrible can we start calling it retard 4 hoping for a magical doom reveal?
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:they're really not but ok
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Bud K ninja sword posted:since its decided it will be horrible can we start calling it retard 4 hoping for a magical doom reveal? We cannot get that monkey paw to open again no matter how disparaging we are. Doom is so good that it doesn't even make sense.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:40
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Ein Sexmonster posted:What negative press have you seen other than the RPS article and the Gamespot guy on Giant Bombcast? I think what he is getting at is they have not been glowing reviews, mediocre at best. Not "THIS GAME loving SUCKS AND SHOULD BE BURIED IN THE NEVADA DESERT NEXT TO E.T. ON THE ATARI 2600!" but they're definitely not slobbering all over the alien dong.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:41
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Game doesn't come out here until the 23rd... I wonder if I can use you all as guinea pigs and wait to pre-order on the 22nd?
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I don't trust any review except Drews Reviews. Here's a review so you can get a feel for his style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2UXxdRG13M
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Mar 15, 2017 00:46
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TBH it's a good sign that they released review copies at all; for a while the cancelled beta looked like a very bad sign. We've seen the first couple hours now and hoo boy the writing doesn't look very good.
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orange juche posted:I think what he is getting at is they have not been glowing reviews, mediocre at best. Not "THIS GAME loving SUCKS AND SHOULD BE BURIED IN THE NEVADA DESERT NEXT TO E.T. ON THE ATARI 2600!" but they're definitely not slobbering all over the alien dong.
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Mar 15, 2017 00:49
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Ein Sexmonster posted:I don't mean to say everything is perfect- I think we're all well aware that the animations are, in fact, hilariously bad. But Polygon, Kotaku, Eurogamer, and IGN all had generally good things to say. Don't those particular companies tend to say generally good things about everything? Like, the lowest review they'll give something is a 7/10? I'm pretty sure I saw a panel from one of those that said the game had a lot of bugs and crashed a lot more than they'd like.
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Arglebargle III posted:TBH it's a good sign that they released review copies at all; for a while the cancelled beta looked like a very bad sign. Define bad? I literally just jumped into this page after reading the op.
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Ein Sexmonster posted:Polygon, Kotaku, Eurogamer, and IGN all had generally good things to say. hahaha
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hopterque posted:Yeah. like he sorta almost gets the salarian voice right, but most of that is filters, he sounds like he doesnt give a poo poo and is just playing standard dickhead boss. Funky See Funky Do posted:The reviews are "Eh it's ok. Few problems here and there. Few things we liked." my guess is it will get the dragon age inquestion treatment. it has some good and bad parts. story could be better, some side quests/ loyalty quests and characters are great but others are only ok. combat is fun. 8 out of 10. i am sure i will like it enough.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Don't those particular companies tend to say generally good things about everything? Like, the lowest review they'll give something is a 7/10? BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:hahaha You said people weren't being positive, I asked a serious question because I want more perspectives- I'm not actually convinced the game is going to be good or anything.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Define bad? I literally just jumped into this page after reading the op. They cancelled the multiplayer beta. But people have had good things to say about the multiplayer and what we've seen matches up with that.
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Milky Moor posted:it sucks that there's only two possible problems that can create dramatic evens in two big galaxies Nice false dichotomy ya got there. He's got a point. Bioware has a problem where if they introduce <interesting historical conflict or problem> the player MUST solve it or find the long lost answer to it, instead of just letting it be a characteristic of the setting that informs people's behavior
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Ein Sexmonster posted:The IGN preview from the press event said that yea- but the same reviewer said performance was fine in the MP build at PAX, and the performance from the various streams seems pretty good, although I only saw the PS4Pro and PC versions streamed myself. I hope it will be good and it looks ok. It's Mass Effect and long as it's not broken garbage I'll probably play it but keep in mind almost all of the footage we've seen has been from the first mission (which is going to have had the most polish of any part of the game put into it) and other sections Bioware has carefully selected as ok to show in reviews.
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Captain Oblivious posted:Nice false dichotomy ya got there. He's got a point. Bioware has a problem where if they introduce <interesting historical conflict or problem> the player MUST solve it or find the long lost answer to it, instead of just letting it be a characteristic of the setting that informs people's behavior do you think they could make more problems from different sources? or other interesting historical conflicts or problems? i've heard writers can make things when they use their imagination. as always, your username remains incredibly apt.
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Captain Oblivious posted:Nice false dichotomy ya got there. He's got a point. Bioware has a problem where if they introduce <interesting historical conflict or problem> the player MUST solve it or find the long lost answer to it, instead of just letting it be a characteristic of the setting that informs people's behavior I think they've avoided that with Tevinter and the Qunari so far in Dragon Age.
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Lemming posted:The problem isn't with Polygon, it's that your expectations of the aptitude of video game reviewers is too high It's about mlg no scopes in video game journalism
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