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Liquidate the wizard class. Seize the means of magic production.
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Paladinus posted:Calling all Wizards: Harry Potter is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the squads in the Hogsmeade. But to do this, he needs a powerful wand, and a couple of healing potions. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that Harry Potter can secure the school and achieve the EXPELLIRIAMUS. You can't be a wizard without the magical tools you'll need to solve your problems, and Harry Potter needs all the help you can muster to solve that problem -- and that includes your money. For example, if you need a couple thousand dollars for Harry's school -- you'll need a certain quantity of cash to cover your payment. __________ I'm sorry, but we only have three of them, so I've given you a list of the ones you can't use. You will use just 2 of my spells, but you just spent so much on them, you've gotten the other spells.
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May 15, 2019 04:07
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May 16, 2019 00:18
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im not sure if the tweet is woke but its definitely a brand tweet and i feel unhappy about the fact that i like it https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1128717875462713344 https://twitter.com/VitaCoco/status/1128746434549952521
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May 16, 2019 01:32
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May 16, 2019 01:41
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i think she might want to see a doctor
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May 16, 2019 01:53
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quite stretched out posted:im not sure if the tweet is woke but its definitely a brand tweet and i feel unhappy about the fact that i like it lmao she made it her profile pic Pretentious coconut water now has a picture of piss as the face of their brand Hope she got a promotion
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May 16, 2019 01:58
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lmao
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May 16, 2019 02:29
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tony drink the piss
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May 16, 2019 06:21
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emojis are terrible but i'm not sure how an international standard including some trans stuff when they already have homosexual emojis is a woke brands thing. and it's not like it's made up: https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/109558179/kiwi-dad-scout-barbourevans-gives-birth-to-daughter
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May 16, 2019 06:26
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quite stretched out posted:im not sure if the tweet is woke but its definitely a brand tweet and i feel unhappy about the fact that i like it This is the best thing
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May 16, 2019 06:37
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it should be based on that one arnold movie
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May 16, 2019 07:00
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megalodong posted:emojis are terrible but i'm not sure how an international standard including some trans stuff when they already have homosexual emojis is a woke brands thing. “It’s a silly woke thing! Men don’t have wombs! Men don’t carry Babi!”
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May 16, 2019 07:29
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transmen having children confuses me conceptually
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May 16, 2019 09:04
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piss brand is real
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May 16, 2019 14:31
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Bring me a pregnant alien, robot, demon, santa, snowman, emoji too Make them all pregnant
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May 16, 2019 15:33
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sir are you woke or do you just have a pregnancy fetish
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May 16, 2019 15:39
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Some Guy TT posted:transmen having children confuses me conceptually Why? This isn’t it even an attack, just like, what confuses you about it?
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May 16, 2019 16:20
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jakodee posted:Why? This isn’t it even an attack, just like, what confuses you about it? probably the part about transitioning to a gender that can't get pregnant (yet)
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May 16, 2019 16:53
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Some Guy TT posted:transmen having children confuses me conceptually Many transmen will still have vaginas and uteruses. If they have not taken birth control measures and they have sex with a person with a penis they can get pregnant. Pretty easy.
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May 16, 2019 16:58
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pre-op trans men exist. Edit: ^^^ what they said
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May 16, 2019 16:58
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Fried Watermelon posted:Bring me a pregnant alien, robot, demon, santa, snowman, emoji too my wife might not appreciate my effort, but ill give it a try for you, my friend.
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May 16, 2019 17:07
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Fried Watermelon posted:Bring me a pregnant alien, robot, demon, santa, snowman, emoji too *knowing wink and a nod and a jolly.laugh* Can do, my lad! Ho ho, can do!
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May 16, 2019 17:17
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TrixRabbi posted:Many transmen will still have vaginas and uteruses. If they have not taken birth control measures and they have sex with a person with a penis they can get pregnant. Pretty easy.
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May 16, 2019 17:30
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i remember being surprised as a kid that he didn't poo poo the babby out
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May 16, 2019 17:32
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never saw Junior but I saw the series finale of the Dilbert cartoon where he gets mpreg and his Dilmom refuses to let the doctors give him an abortion because it was her “only chance at a grandchild”
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May 16, 2019 18:25
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Dr. Killjoy posted:never saw Junior but I saw the series finale of the Dilbert cartoon where he gets mpreg and his Dilmom refuses to let the doctors give him an abortion because it was her “only chance at a grandchild” They also pump him full of estrogen without his consent and he becomes a woman
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May 16, 2019 19:27
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when is woke the junior remake, hollywood
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May 16, 2019 19:43
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A Buttery Pastry posted:A major icon of masculinity also carried a baby to term, back in the mid 90's. i'm trying to figure out who you're referring to and i'm drawing a complete blank. there was a famous transman masculine icon in the 90s? what?????
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May 16, 2019 21:10
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i'm trying to figure out who you're referring to and i'm drawing a complete blank. there was a famous transman masculine icon in the 90s? what????? Junior, starting Arnold Schwarzenegger
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May 16, 2019 21:17
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jakodee posted:Why? This isn’t it even an attack, just like, what confuses you about it? i just wanted to make that pun its ok i dont think anyone else got it either
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May 17, 2019 02:13
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give me an abortion emoji imo
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May 17, 2019 02:24
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Some Guy TT posted:i just wanted to make that pun I just did
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May 17, 2019 02:40
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Some Guy TT posted:i just wanted to make that pun ohhhhhhhhh
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May 17, 2019 02:56
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Some Guy TT posted:i just wanted to make that pun didnt even scan as a pun tbh
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May 17, 2019 02:57
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I'm so angry that your beautiful avatar is gone
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May 17, 2019 16:46
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celebrities vs brands is now a thing https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1130533100402778112
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May 20, 2019 19:41
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Jose posted:celebrities vs brands is now a thing More free publicity for both!
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May 20, 2019 19:50
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Jose posted:celebrities vs brands is now a thing Coconut piss intern would tell her to gently caress off
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Who is j1dk in the box
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