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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Here, enjoy the motherload of PT Cruiser photos:

http://s458.photobucket.com/user/WestValleyCruisersPTCruiserArchives/library/SUICIDE%20AND%20LAMBO%20DOORS?sort=3&page=1

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ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Captain Bravo posted:

Hey, don't lump me in. I just made a one-off joke of Bape Culture misusing the word "Mentalist" :v:

Speaking of jokes, here's a new concept car:



I like it.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


About as likely to meet crash standards as what captain bravo posted. Emissions would be a breeze, though - look at the size of the cat!

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RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Captain Bravo posted:

Hey, don't lump me in. I just made a one-off joke of Bape Culture misusing the word "Mentalist" :v:

Speaking of jokes, here's a new concept car:



Surely if that thing rolls it'll just keep on going like a human rock tumbler?

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thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006







Angle doesn't do it justice, they were at least 4''

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Bonus points for the autism specialty plate.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Guy is trying to get 100 grand for a "hand built H1 hummer replica"



Why the gently caress.

Lamar Smith R-TX
Feb 23, 2012

Powershift posted:

Guy is trying to get 100 grand for a "hand built H1 hummer replica"



Why the gently caress.

Sadly I don't think half the people who laid eyes on it would even know the difference =-\

Here's my required image:



I've long since removed the "move" sticker after getting raked over the coals on bimmerforums

Lamar Smith R-TX fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jul 17, 2014

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.


Ugh. Vanity plates are too easy to get around here.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
My neighbor:



Older Infiniti G37. Was stock blue with a stick-on carbon fiber looking gt stripe down the center, which stopped too short on the rear hatch.

He decided to fizzcan the car matte black. Didn't mask anything off (oversprayed everything, windows, lights) and didn't bother to remove the stripe. Oh, and he didn't paint the roof.

edit: license plate

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Saw this douche in front of me on 95 in Maryland. In case you can't read the two bumper stickers, the one says "Libertarian" and the other says 'Who is John Galt?"

I think that should be enough for you to figure out his license plate.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Seriously, though, who is John Galt?

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Captain Trips posted:

Seriously, though, who is John Galt?

The hero of "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand. The epitome of FYGM.

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honoraryblackman
Jul 18, 2014

Captain Trips posted:

Seriously, though, who is John Galt?




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Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
:eyepop:

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Carteret
Nov 10, 2012



Holy poo poo I'm not reading that.


Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.


This car wash turned out to be pretty rough and unpleasant and it folded my driver's side mirror in, I certainly won't be using it again, but that doesn't explain the oddly specific warning.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

honoraryblackman posted:

Big gently caress off Ayn rand bullshit

Way to break this goddamn page with that annoying bullshit.


Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Snowdens Secret posted:



This car wash turned out to be pretty rough and unpleasant and it folded my driver's side mirror in, I certainly won't be using it again, but that doesn't explain the oddly specific warning.

I'm surprised it doesn't mention anything about wiper arms. When I worked for avis we had to gun it in the carwash when the horizontal roller was near the windshield. Otherwise it actually tore the wiper arms (not just the wiper blade) completely off the car.

I also remember the fan control dials coming off on brand new ones.

~~GM Quality~~

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kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
To make up for several image-lacking pictures from me in the last few pages, I give you this.

Title: "why the gently caress do I try to educate stupid loving ohioan hicks on facebook groups full of idiots"


Note: Daniel Isaacs is a loving idiot.

Click the next few for a big version.




This shows the "45 degree brackets" he added to "fix" the problem. They won't fix it.


Sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying. :doh:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Yup, 1/4 steel plate under tension and welded by an amateur, that'll hold it all together.

More "welding":

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

is there even any point to the fender flares?

terrible camper company

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bobbilljim posted:

is there even any point to the fender flares?

terrible camper company


To not run afoul of regulations on tires sticking out past the fenders most likely.


Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


kastein posted:


This shows the "45 degree brackets" he added to "fix" the problem. They won't fix it.


Sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying. :doh:

I love how little understanding that kid has of even basic engineering principles. I never studied it but I've seen enough professionally designed products to know that a bit of poo poo-plate metal sticking out at 90 degrees isn't going to take much of a beating before collapsing at the worst possible moment. It'd be dangerous on a car that never experiences any real load on a perfectly flat road but beating it off-road? Wow.


I need to learn how to weld because I'm pretty sure that even blind I could do a better job than most idiots.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

kastein posted:

This shows the "45 degree brackets" he added to "fix" the problem. They won't fix it.


Sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying. :doh:

I love how he tried to understand what you meant by adding in the gussets but put them in the absolute wrong place. That would be much more solid if they were just placed up top, right? I can't believe a flat plate of 1/4" or whatever that is sticking out at 90* will last longer than a bump or two before it breaks at the weld.

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kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Yup.

When what I meant was two simple strips, placed vertically and parallel to the axle housing, so they take the load from the top of the plate and transfer it to the top of the frame rail. Those 45 degree bits he booger welded on would also be quite effective if he had, say, put them vertically and just fore/aft of the spring perch, instead of uselessly far away on the ends of the top plate. Ideally you'd do both, but nope, he half assed one method.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... he will learn the hard way because he is an obstinate, willfully ignorant redneck.

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Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



kastein posted:

he will learn the hard way because he is an obstinate, willfully ignorant redneck.

I've got a feeling there will be less learning and more "that guy is an idjut, did wat he says and still broke apart" You can't fix stupid.

More terrible car stuff:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
The 12th man hysteria is taking over all the bro trucks here. This idiot was trying to roll coal at every stop light too. All it's missing is a pile of gaudy flags hanging off the window. Not pictured, the pile of 12th man decals on the side windows and the windshield.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Ahh the joys of Highway 99

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Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005



I just.. It's clever, but I can't like it.

And this because freedom

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Bajaha posted:

I've got a feeling there will be less learning and more "that guy is an idjut, did wat he says and still broke apart" You can't fix stupid.

More terrible car stuff:


There has to be more to this story. :magical:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DarkSol posted:

There has to be more to this story. :magical:



:stonk:

What the holy living gently caress is that?

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Mister Kingdom posted:

:stonk:

What the holy living gently caress is that?

Wil.I.Am on a budget?

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DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Mister Kingdom posted:

:stonk:

What the holy living gently caress is that?

Some really loving ugly PT Cruiser body kit I found online. :stonklol:

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

DarkSol posted:

Some really loving ugly PT Cruiser body kit I found online. :stonklol:

There are 2 door PT Cruisers? *googles* Oh...only the convertables. Goddamn. WHY.



:catdrugs:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Boat posted:

There are 2 door PT Cruisers? *googles* Oh...only the convertables. Goddamn. WHY.



:catdrugs:

This car is RWD and has a viper v10, it gets a pass.

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
How did they manage to fit the Viper's V10 into the PT engine bay?

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

This car is RWD and has a viper v10, it gets a pass.

Why on earth would you do that to a PT Cruiser of all things?



I stand by my :catdrugs: assessment, just for different reasons now.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dick Burglar posted:

How did they manage to fit the Viper's V10 into the PT engine bay? It's notoriously cramped.

sawzall.



edit: Mine's bigger :colbert:

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

IOwnCalculus posted:

:siren: ONE PICTURE PER POST RULE IS BACK IN EFFECT :siren:

Maybe I'm just liking the newer lax Something Awful more, but rules like these were always terrible. All it did was have the same two people argue endlessly about stupid poo poo, but then would include a picture from the Internet circa 2002 that everyone and their grandmother has already seen. Please don't bring back rules like this just because of some bickering or whatever the hell was going on earlier. All arguments eventually fizzle out or someone will eventually end it with an interesting post or new content. If they don't stop, just probate them; don't make everyone else suffer under some dumb rule for stupid dummy heads. People are talking, and casual or argumentative, picture or not, that's what message boards are for :shobon:

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