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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ashpanash posted:

Because I find it easier to ignore problems I find in other areas (like gameplay) if I find the narrative storytelling to be compelling.

Never in the history of stories has the explanation for why the story objectifies its female characters been good or interesting.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why would you want a plot reason for 2B. That would have been awful. It's nice when game developers are honest.

Listen the fact that she breathes like a plant is critical backstory!

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

ashpanash posted:

So it gets better? Or am I supposed to think that the narrative to part 1 was good? Because I didn't find it good or compelling, mostly because I never cared an ounce for any of the characters and wasn't given any good reason to.

This is me I'm talking about, my feelings towards the game. Before this turns into a big pissing match, I'm not trying to invalidate anyone else's opinion about the game. I'm more trying to ascertain from you guys, who have more information than I do, if there's reason for me to go further if I wasn't spellbound by part 1.

I think the plot gets way better every playthrough but if you don't care at all about the game you could spend that time playing a game you do enjoy :shrug:.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
If you don't find existentialist science fiction interesting, there isn't anything interesting about Nier: A.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ashpanash posted:

Because I find it easier to ignore problems I find in other areas (like gameplay) if I find the narrative storytelling to be compelling.


Then play it more and see if it gets compelling. Or don't if you don't want.

It does get better.

ashpanash posted:

I'm gonna hold you to that

Good. Also there is a narrative reason for your complaints as I have read them, but its a bit spoilerie.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why would you want a plot reason for 2B. That would have been awful. It's nice when game developers are honest.

Or you could just design a less exploitative character or something idk

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Snak posted:

If you don't find existentialist science fiction interesting, there isn't anything interesting about Nier: A.

This is good advice. Thank you.

Edit: wait - could you give me some examples of what counts as existentialist science fiction in your eyes?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


fridge corn posted:

Or you could just design a less exploitative character or something idk

Yoko Taro is a very horny man so I'm not sure if that is possible

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fridge corn posted:

Or you could just design a less exploitative character or something idk

his last game had a woman who spent the entire game collecting men as boytoys and loving them in between missions

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

fridge corn posted:

Or you could just design a less exploitative character or something idk

I wish but that isn't going to happen so I will at least take the fact he isn't pretending that he is doing women a favor by doing it.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Nier Automata is a game about two races of artificial lifeforms constrained by their programming to fight for eternity pursuing goals that can never be accomplished. The different ways groups and individuals deal with the inherent futility of their existence is one of the main themes of the game.

That's what Snak means by existentialist science fiction. If that doesn't interest you then there's not going to be much else the game has to appeal to you.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I wish but that isn't going to happen so I will at least take the fact he isn't pretending that he is doing women a favor by doing it.

Look, the man is objectifying robots. Goons are trying to look at a robot butthole. That's all. Call in the SJW patrol why don't you.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Regy Rusty posted:

Nier Automata is a game about two races of artificial lifeforms constrained by their programming to fight for eternity pursuing goals that can never be accomplished. The different ways groups and individuals deal with the inherent futility of their existence is one of the main themes of the game.

I mean, as a one-sentence summary I can't say that isn't intriguing.

Guess I'll have to fight through it, then...

God I hate bullet hell shooters. (And their mixed-mode spawn)

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ashpanash posted:

I mean, as a one-sentence summary I can't say that isn't intriguing.

Guess I'll have to fight through it, then...

God I hate bullet hell shooters. (And their mixed-mode spawn)

Uh oh, you might not like route B then...

FYI there is no mechanical penalty for playing on easy, if you want to just get through it for the story, it doesn't lock out story bits if you drop the difficulty I mean.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
If you really hate playing the game you don't need to continue.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Yeah I'd just stop, I guarantee you will hate Route B even though I enjoyed it.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

haveblue posted:

If you really hate playing the game you don't need to continue.

Shoutout to the GameStop employee who told me FFXIII gets good after 20 hours

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Shoutout to the GameStop employee who told me FFXIII gets good after 20 hours

That's a hosed up lie, it never gets good.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Andrast posted:

That's a hosed up lie, it never gets good.

I know. I traded it in after two days. Game sucked.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Shoutout to the GameStop employee who told me FFXIII gets good after 20 hours

Better then that. Prey only gets good after about 5 hours, then is good for 5 hours, then is poo poo for the last 5 hours.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Just turn the difficulty down. I'm a pretty big defender of Nier: A because of the story, but I don't think the gameplay is very good. It's basically just boring. There are a few parts that are really cool if you play them when you are the right level, but if you are over or underlevelled, they are boring. Considering it's an open world game where you can do side quests in any order, that's a pretty big failing of the overall design.

A big piece of advice that people give is that, because you unkock chapter select eventually, you can do all the side quests later.

Sure, you can, if yoy want to oneshot every enemy with your eyes closed. Doing sidequests where it's literally impossible for enemies to hurt you but you still have to fight a few dozen of them isn't interesting. Also, while the machine enemies don't scale to your level, the wildlife does, so while the enemies that you face as part of the quest can't hurt you, a moose can kill you in one hit.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Also Zenimax need to give the DOOM or Wolfenstein New Order debts a big pile of money to reboot Quake 😍😍😍

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

I wish but that isn't going to happen so I will at least take the fact he isn't pretending that he is doing women a favor by doing it.

So the choice is justified as long as he shrugs and admits he's a gross creep?

That's as empty a sentiment as "she breathes through her skin like a plant" or whatever Quiet's contrived shtick is.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Quantum of Phallus posted:

Also Zenimax need to give the DOOM or Wolfenstein New Order debts a big pile of money to reboot Quake 😍😍😍

We NEED more single player content for DOOM.

Crappy Jack
Nov 21, 2005

We got some serious shit to discuss.

mutata posted:

So the choice is justified as long as he shrugs and admits he's a gross creep?

That's as empty a sentiment as "she breathes through her skin like a plant" or whatever Quiet's contrived shtick is.

I would MUCH rather content creators just flat out say "I like butts and I wanted to have a nice butt in my game" as opposed to try and justify it as being mandatory to the plot like Kojima tried to pull.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Guillermus posted:

We NEED more single player content for DOOM.

Yeah they hosed up real bad devoting all the DLC to multiplayer. Could have made a killing doing an expansion.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

mutata posted:

So the choice is justified as long as he shrugs and admits he's a gross creep?

That's as empty a sentiment as "she breathes through her skin like a plant" or whatever Quiet's contrived shtick is.

Its slightly better then some contrived in game bullshit reason yeah. Still bad. Just less bad.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I have to confess guys: I also like ladies' butts. sometimes boobs too. I'm sorry.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Whatever happened to that Ubisoft game, Wild?

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Bombadilillo posted:

But that's not true. And nobody said that. You are pulling 30 hours out of your rear end. You can to all the routes in a bit over 20 hours. Especially if you aren't trying to 100%, which you shouldn't.

Its still like 8 hours if you do a side light route A. Which I agree is a lot to "push through til its good" but its not 30 hours by a long shot.

Good lord the numbers themselves are irrelevant. My point is that nobody should tell people that aren't into that they need to get to route c for the good stuff. The single big swerve at the end of b is frankly as obvious a twist as can possibly be. There are things you will learn that you will appreciate, but only if you're already somewhat invested.

Also 8 hours is still plenty significant to ask of someone not enjoying the game. I don't typically play games I don't enjoy longer than it takes me to figure out I'm not enjoying. I will never understand the mentality in which people force themselves through stuff they don't like as if it's a bowl of spinach. lovely games don't have any nutritional benefit.

Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 20:59 on May 16, 2017

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I have to confess guys: I also like ladies' butts. sometimes boobs too. I'm sorry.

I do, too, but if I really need to see them there's always girlfriends or pornhub. If it doesn't help the story any, or really even fit with the gameplay itself (you try doing that poo poo in high heels), it's pretty unnecessary. I find cheap titillation completely boring and even a little offensive.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

DrNutt posted:

Good lord the numbers themselves are irrelevant. My point is that nobody should tell people that aren't into that they need to get to route c for the good stuff. The single big swerve at the end of b is frankly as obvious a twist as can possibly be. There are things you will learn that you will appreciate, but only if you're already somewhat invested.

No they are extremely important, and if they weren't you wouldn't have used such a hyperbole.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Bombadilillo posted:

No they are extremely important, and if they weren't you wouldn't have used such a hyperbole.

Nah, I was just repeating something someone else said. 8 hours of poo poo I don't enjoy isn't much different than 30 to me because I'm not going to spend even two hours on something I don't like.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Guillermus posted:

We NEED more single player content for DOOM.

A new single player Quake would be awesome. I always really liked the hodgepodge setting of the first one. It was dumb but you don't really see settings like that anymore. Or maybe I just want to murder wonderfully gross next-gen graphic Old Ones with a telefrag.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

DrNutt posted:

Nah, I was just repeating something someone else said. 8 hours of poo poo I don't enjoy isn't much different than 30 to me because I'm not going to spend even two hours on something I don't like.

Maybe you shouldn't parrot something you know poo poo all about. It makes you look like you don't know what you are talking about, so when you try to make a different point. OOPS you already proved you know poo poo about the topic.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Bombadilillo posted:

Maybe you shouldn't parrot something you know poo poo all about. It makes you look like you don't know what you are talking about, so when you try to make a different point. OOPS you already proved you know poo poo about the topic.

I have actually played Nier through route c and am enjoying it dumbass. Why do you think it's worthwhile to convince people that don't like it to keep playing?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

DrNutt posted:

I have actually played Nier through route c and am enjoying it dumbass. Why do you think it's worthwhile to convince people that don't like it to keep playing?

Then you cant read. Dudes at end of A and asking about B.

You spouting "30 hours is too long" multiple times is stupid and wrong, and you claiming to know better has me confused to why you are parroting crap.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Bombadilillo posted:

Then you cant read. Dudes at end of A and asking about B.

You spouting "30 hours is too long" multiple times is stupid and wrong, and you claiming to know better has me confused to why you are parroting crap.

Any amount of time spent playing a game you don't enjoy is a waste. gently caress, go read a book, go play outside, or play any of the literally thousands upon thousands of other games out there, some of which you may actually enjoy.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Look, I hate overly anime poo poo and I like Nier. It's a fun mindless hack 'n slash RPG with an intriguing enough story. If you absolutely detest anime and a dystopian world, you probably won't like it. It's not without its issues.

That said, if you're 45 hours in and waiting for it to pick up, it's a safe bet you won't come to like it. Not all goon word is the last word, if you're not into a game you're not into it, you don't have to dump 25 hours to decide if it's good or not. Wipe your hands with it, sell it, and move onto the next

I'm looking at you Persona 4 you dog poo poo of a game surrounded by hype from creepy obsessed anime peoples :colbert:

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

DrNutt posted:

Any amount of time spent playing a game you don't enjoy is a waste. gently caress, go read a book, go play outside, or play any of the literally thousands upon thousands of other games out there, some of which you may actually enjoy.

Don't be angry. You seem to not acknowledge any difference between the guy at end of A asking about B and playing a whole 30 hour game.
There is a difference there.

Also its very worth getting past slow starts or bad parts of some games. That's just absolutist and silly. "Crafting this quiver is boring, guess Ill stop playing Horizon"

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