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Frog Act posted:those homeless people / white trash junkies dont look murderous at all and that youtube guy is a kind of a dickhead, imo Did the uploader really buy a stolen watch to ironically prove a point?
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 09:56 |
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Oh here y'go http://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9275611/victorian-era-life A young couple decided to live as Victorians, because they both have history degrees. So naturally they can afford to fill their house with antiques and play dress up all day. Steampunks are less obnoxious than these people.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 11:54 |
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So do they beat the poo poo out of their maid every week?
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:32 |
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I wonder what the carbon footprint of average citizens in the 1800s was like? Where would sustainability be if society looked more like that but with public transit and really great internet and dentistry? Right now, for everyone to live like contemporary Americans, we'd need 5x Earth's resources or something like that. Got to do things differently if a billion Indians are to come up out of squalor
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:42 |
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plain blue jacket posted:So do they beat the poo poo out of their maid every week? Husband just rapes her. Wife on opium. They happy.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:42 |
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Did anyone mention those dumb "pranking da hood" video where some random white dude goes to the ghetto and talks poo poo or steps on a guy's Jordan's and is surprised he gets hit IT'S JUST A PRANK MAN OK I feel like that's the very definition of this thread
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:51 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Did anyone mention those dumb "pranking da hood" video where some random white dude goes to the ghetto and talks poo poo or steps on a guy's Jordan's and is surprised he gets hit the true prank is that its all staged for views. Millennials are gaming the system in hilarious new ways
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Borden posted:Oh here y'go It was a simpler time before all of those blasted negroids showed up!
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 14:41 |
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Inzombiac posted:Anyone who says something like, "complete strangers are always coming up to me and..." are always lying. Haha this guy's never been beautiful
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 15:26 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Did anyone mention those dumb "pranking da hood" video where some random white dude goes to the ghetto and talks poo poo or steps on a guy's Jordan's and is surprised he gets hit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVaAv0cPRok i want these people to be beaten to death with pipes Borden posted:Oh here y'go they should go full victorian. no antibiotics, insist on going to the barber for getting their teeth pulled, if they have to go for surgery force the surgeon to use ether and not wear gloves. call black people, italians, irish and chinese racial slurs in public. also yell at men and women for not dressing like prudes. use arsenic and lead bssed makeup. no sewer system so they contract cholera and die by 40. their victorian larp is weak. also gently caress the victorian era. Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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Borden posted:Oh here y'go I hope they get pneumonia and die because they don't "believe" in penicillin or whatever. edit: Or if penicillin was invented during their ironic time period some other ironic death. Like a fire that they can't put out with a bucket of fire and their antique phones have melted or something.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 16:28 |
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Lasher posted:I hope they get pneumonia and die because they don't "believe" in penicillin or whatever. realization of penicillin's antibiotic effects was around 1942 where it started saving lives during the war when it was discovered how to mass produce it. it was actually considered to be a huge secret, because the nazis never discovered it's antimicrobial properties nor how to manufacture it on a large scale.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 17:55 |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Haha this guy's never been beautiful I may be ugly as gently caress but I don't see how that's relevant.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 18:01 |
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Toadvine posted:the true prank is that its all staged for views. Millennials are gaming the system in hilarious new ways I'm sure the newer ones are as they see who can be more edgy or w/e
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 18:19 |
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Accretionist posted:I wonder what the carbon footprint of average citizens in the 1800s was like? Where would sustainability be if society looked more like that but with public transit and really great internet and dentistry? Right now, for everyone to live like contemporary Americans, we'd need 5x Earth's resources or something like that. Got to do things differently if a billion Indians are to come up out of squalor *burns coal in fireplace* *pays street urchins to light thousands of street gaslamps* *has house servant dump chamberpot into open sewer on the street* *has factory dump toxic industrial waste into rivers, sky, with complete legal impunity*
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 18:41 |
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Justin Tyme posted:well judging by the twinkish, baby-smooth appearance they definitely aren't a man There have been dudes in every age that would take that as a compliment, Bill O'Reilly.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:27 |
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Senor Gato posted:Hey hipsters...drink weird coffee much. Mocha frappa venti WHAAAA?? Considering that Starbucks is basically the McDonalds of coffee shops and everyone and their conjoined twin drinks this poo poo there it's hardly a hipster "thing." Keep up.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:36 |
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Senor Gato posted:Hey hipsters...drink weird coffee much. Mocha frappa venti WHAAAA?? are you a failed comedian or is it 1999 because it's one or the other. that joke is the 'airplane food sucks guys hurr' of our times.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:58 |
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Cross fit, millennial? Y/n
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:04 |
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Blistex posted:"Oh hey! A comic in a dead format that sometimes elicits a slight grin. . . better heap a metric ton of importance on it!" - Weirdos I have to admit I laughed but millennials do this exact same thing with shameful poo poo like Pokemon or DragonballZ or whatever legitimate trash they grew up on. Manifest Despair posted:Most of the older generations wanted to have families, careers, wealth, fame, honor, to conquer and plunder and whatever the gently caress else, I just want to be left alone in a lovely studio apt with a twerkbutt deluxe. This unironically. Howard Beale posted:lost hat but not the ability to duckface I think he broke his hat?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:09 |
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Manifest Despair posted:Most of the older generations wanted to have families, careers, wealth, fame, honor, to conquer and plunder and whatever the gently caress else, I just want to be left alone in a lovely studio apt with a twerkbutt deluxe. that's because everything is conquered and plundered, all the careers are gradually having money sapped from them thanks to inflation and wage stagnation. the wealth is drying up too, most of the wealth owned in the next ten to twenty years will not be created but inherited. there is no honor anymore, especially for a military that will churn you up and spit you out solely to protect its sphere of influence. there is no reason to complicate crushing student loans with equally crushing costs of raising children and owning a home. fame is luck and a genetic lottery and you have to make someone incredibly wealthy even wealthier. if you try this path and fail you will be exploited every step of the way, eventually falling into alcoholism and drug abuse. the option you gave is the only option left. gently caress the game, drown in earthly pleasures while the world burns. just as long as you don't drink heineken. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:28 |
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someone post a slavoj zizek quote summarizing that the ultimate control is letting you think your internet words are an actual rebellion
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:31 |
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Dapper Dan posted:that's because everything is conquered and plundered, all the careers are gradually having money sapped from them thanks to inflation and wage stagnation. the wealth is drying up too, most of the wealth owned in the next ten to twenty years will not be created but inherited. there is no honor anymore, especially for a military that will churn you up and spit you out solely to protect its sphere of influence. there is no reason to complicate crushing student loans with equally crushing costs of raising children and owning a home. fame is luck and a genetic lottery and you have to make someone incredibly wealthy even wealthier. if you try this path and fail you will be exploited every step of the way, eventually falling into alcoholism and drug abuse. How's 7-11 treating you though?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:34 |
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Dapper Dan posted:that's because everything is conquered and plundered, all the careers are gradually having money sapped from them thanks to inflation and wage stagnation. the wealth is drying up too, most of the wealth owned in the next ten to twenty years will not be created but inherited. there is no honor anymore, especially for a military that will churn you up and spit you out solely to protect its sphere of influence. there is no reason to complicate crushing student loans with equally crushing costs of raising children and owning a home. fame is luck and a genetic lottery and you have to make someone incredibly wealthy even wealthier. if you try this path and fail you will be exploited every step of the way, eventually falling into alcoholism and drug abuse. or go into academia (if your smart enough)
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:35 |
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Darth123123 posted:How's 7-11 treating you though? Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:or go into academia (if your smart enough)
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:or go into academia (if your smart enough) Involves sleeping with people more than you might think
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:45 |
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Dapper Dan posted:that's because everything is conquered and plundered, all the careers are gradually having money sapped from them thanks to inflation and wage stagnation. the wealth is drying up too, most of the wealth owned in the next ten to twenty years will not be created but inherited. there is no honor anymore, especially for a military that will churn you up and spit you out solely to protect its sphere of influence. there is no reason to complicate crushing student loans with equally crushing costs of raising children and owning a home. fame is luck and a genetic lottery and you have to make someone incredibly wealthy even wealthier. if you try this path and fail you will be exploited every step of the way, eventually falling into alcoholism and drug abuse. This and I don't work in a convenience store. My company is one of those that pays for a waffle truck to show up and give everyone free waffles. This is my existence. Born to late to explore the world, too soon to explore the galaxy but just in time to eat free waffles in the parking lot and talk about the next company social event and the latest cloud technology. millennial.mpg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:52 |
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Robot Pride posted:
Well gently caress
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:12 |
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Ugh god dammit if only the world hadn't been explored I would be out there, right now, exploring it! It's not fair I was born into a privileged society, if I had been born in the poorest slums of the Congo I would be way more motivated and not just have to work this desk job and make a comfortable living with minimal effort. It's just not fair, all my advantages in life are the cause of my lack of motivation and there's nothing I can do about it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:17 |
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bacon flaps posted:Well gently caress I will admit that my mom poo poo in her pants seeing me list files in a directory at the DOS command line like she knew I was destined to change the world with my genius mind by doing something like curing restless leg syndrome one day. And here I am almost 30 years later posting on a forum, doing nothing of note and waiting for the miserable death that will some day inevitably claim me.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:18 |
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Ugh god dammit if only the world hadn't been explored I would be out there, right now, exploring it! It's not fair I was born into a privileged society, if I had been born in the poorest slums of the Congo I would be way more motivated and not just have to work this desk job and make a comfortable living with minimal effort. It's just not fair, all my advantages in life are the cause of my lack of motivation and there's nothing I can do about it. ever hear of maslow's heirarchy of needs? don't really have time for existential despair when you're killing buffalo just to eat.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:22 |
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They sure as hell will fight back, for as long as an ipad's battery stays charged.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:33 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:ever hear of maslow's heirarchy of needs? don't really have time for existential despair when you're killing buffalo just to eat. winslows law of needs: donuts lol
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:41 |
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Millennials are what happens when you have a generation of children grow up without having their rear end whipped by SOMEONE at least once. Parent, classmate, teacher, drunk at the bar. SOMEONE. ANYONE. PLEASE.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:50 |
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Ugh god dammit if only the world hadn't been explored I would be out there, right now, exploring it! It's not fair I was born into a privileged society, if I had been born in the poorest slums of the Congo I would be way more motivated and not just have to work this desk job and make a comfortable living with minimal effort. It's just not fair, all my advantages in life are the cause of my lack of motivation and there's nothing I can do about it. we are pretty lucky yup, which is why I said enjoy earthly pleasures and not starve to death in the gutter instead. you also still need a desk job to afford a lovely studio apartment. there's also a ton of personally enriching stuff you can do as well. i left that out. but i am sure people can figure it out. like going to the university of american samoa and becoming a public defender or masturbating all day. poo poo like that
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:50 |
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PromethiumX posted:Millennials are what happens when you have a generation of children grow up without having their rear end whipped by SOMEONE at least once. you would think that if violence were the answer then millennials would be the best behaved since instead of rear end whippings they have to dodge school massacres at a cyclic rate
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:58 |
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Robot Pride posted:you would think that if violence were the answer then millennials would be the best behaved since instead of rear end whippings they have to dodge school massacres at a cyclic rate if kids were allowed to settle their differences with fists without threats of expulsion/arrest they probably wouldn't resort to guns if Adam Lanza would have been able to sneak just ONE bully in the jaw think of how many lives would have been saved. or at least he'd have gone in with a singular target. PromethiumX fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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PromethiumX posted:if kids were allowed to settle their differences with fists without threats of expulsion/arrest they probably wouldn't resort to guns an interesting hypothesis......
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 03:18 |
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PromethiumX posted:Millennials are what happens when you have a generation of children grow up without having their rear end whipped by SOMEONE at least once. i read this as "rear end wiped" and got confucius... in any event, this kind of rhetoric is unconvincing b/c it advocates violence as sensible policy. it's like the guy who beats his kids and says "i got beat as a kid, and i turned out just fine." like, no, you're a guy who advocates beating children. you didn't turn out just fine. same principle.
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PromethiumX posted:Millennials are what happens when you have a generation of children grow up without having their rear end whipped by SOMEONE at least once. Yeah more abuse = better world. Makes so much sense. Fuckbrained retard.
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