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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Spotted at Leasehackr.



It's Jeremy Clarkson's fault.

Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 06:23 on Apr 2, 2016

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budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.



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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

Looks like someone didn't get the memo that it's much more marketable when you call it canola.
I don't think "rape canola" is any better.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I have never wanted something I have seen on the internet this much

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't think "rape canola" is any better.

Plus it has a ton of calories. Rape sunflower oil is slightly better. You could also try using rape apple sauce, but that could change the consistency.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I have never wanted something I have seen on the internet this much
You know that you can order it, right?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒂𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒊𝒊𝒊

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

Plus it has a ton of calories. Rape sunflower oil is slightly better. You could also try using rape apple sauce, but that could change the consistency.

Nothing is more crucial than the consistency of rape.

inb4 - source ur quotes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



grape seeds

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Snapchat A Titty posted:

𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒂𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒊𝒊𝒊

Wrong wrapper, Two Pack is the one that said that.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Bloodborne 2 looking pretty good.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Browsing Aggrogator (I know) there is a funny picture of an elephant.



LOL, that artist obviously never saw an elephant! But I was curious about the picture and googled to learn more. Didn't find that exact illustration, but, uh . .



wait



no



how?



why?



I don't . . .



:magical:


Maybe I am the one who is wrong? Maybe elephants really did look like that a few hundred years ago?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

People living in Europe during the middle ages didn't encounter elephants that often and the only context they had for big animals was stuff like wolves, bears, cattle, and horses. So you get a bunch of pictures that amount to someone telling them "like this other animal, but bigger, with tusks and with a long nose."

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Elephant skulls are also the reason we have the myth of the cyclops.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
If you really want crazy poo poo, look up how medieval bestiaries drew crocodiles.

Everyone had their own version.



bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
How about rabbits? Motherfuckers were hard core in them medieval drawings


No I don't have ulterior motives

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life is a joke
Mar 7, 2016
Can someone make a thread about these old timey animal? Trippy.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bunnyofdoom posted:

How about rabbits? Motherfuckers were hard core in them medieval drawings

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man
That's where the Unicorn comes from, also. Drunk British wanker goes to Africa, sees rhino, returns home, tells ugly British monk how he saw a horse with a horn on it's head.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Hra Mormo posted:

That's where the Unicorn comes from, also. Drunk British wanker goes to Africa, sees rhino, returns home, tells ugly British monk how he saw a horse with a horn on it's head.

And gryphons, no? Dinosaur bones pop up in the desert and you're like 'poo poo, this fucker huge. Hope the caravan doesn't run into this wack rear end animal.'

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Are we all just ignoring the pants? Is that what we're doing? I can go along, sure.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

burexas.irom posted:

Are we all just ignoring the pants? Is that what we're doing? I can go along, sure.
I think that's a literal interpretation of a strange beast that "t'is half one thing and half another."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Acne Rain posted:

If you really want crazy poo poo, look up how medieval bestiaries drew crocodiles.

Everyone had their own version.





People centuries ago could design better pokemon than Nintendo today.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Paladinus posted:

People centuries ago could design better pokemon than Nintendo today.



It's wearing sweatsuit pants, so it must be in a Walmart somewhere.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Cruz Souls



Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

I guess that answers the question of how dogs would wear pants.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Aston posted:

I guess that answers the question of how dogs would wear pants.

You're not paying attention. It answers the question of how crocodiles would wear pants.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

burexas.irom posted:

You're not paying attention. It answers the question of how crocodiles would wear pants.

Snappily?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


:stonk:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Bearer of the Curse

LegalPad
Oct 23, 2013

Acne Rain posted:

If you really want crazy poo poo, look up how medieval bestiaries drew crocodiles.

This word-press has some interesting information on "Cocodrilles" and how the information was warped in bestiaries.
https://marginaliamonster.wordpress.com/tag/medieval-bestiaries/

An early account described the symbiotic relationship between plovers and crocs (plovers clean their teeth), and then someone else came along and said that if the crocs fell asleep the bird would go down it's throat and then eat it's way out of its belly!
After that, crocs were often depicted with animals exploding out of their bodies.



Just look at that poo poo!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Why the gently caress are the heads always upside down? Is it because the top jaw opens instead of the bottom jaw so their imaginations just couldn't figure it out?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Solice Kirsk posted:

Why the gently caress are the heads always upside down? Is it because the top jaw opens instead of the bottom jaw so their imaginations just couldn't figure it out?

Pretty much, yes. These drawings are always at least second hand, usually third or fourth from the source.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013



A wild LEVIATHON appears!

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~
Obligatory.

http://the-toast.net/2015/04/01/two-medieval-monks-invent-bestiaries/

quote:

MONK #1: can cows sail boats?
MONK #2: hahaha no
common misconception
they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


This whole series. Its great.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:



A wild LEVIATHON appears!

Behold, a satan!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


See also the very nsfw Oglaf: :nws: http://oglaf.com/sexmanual/ :nws:

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